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“Dave”

@davetweets.bsky.social
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My blood runs cold. My memory has just been sold.

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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
An internet friend of mine from 10 years ago DM'd me to tell me my NYT top 25 shows of this century list was "inspired" and made him reconsider his own.
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Bashful Cute
ALT: Bashful Cute
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Walked out of the Chris Hansen movie and saw a guy walking out with a "Cool Dad Club" hat and we both nodded and carried on with our lives.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk?... If you have never seen this video, watch how absolutely wild Verdine White and Johnny Graham are on bass and guitar. They are 100% not playing their parts and just going bananas for fun. It's very funny.
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Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Stuart Little will join the cast of The Traitors for Season 5.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Elvis impersonator at the gym is vaping into his locker while his phone charges on the communal outlet.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When a niche local sports team/bootleg Disney world baseball cap company weasels their way into my targeted ads.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Millennial boy badass Mount Rushmore
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@bvigeant.bsky.social www.ign.com/articles/dou... Check this out.
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Double Fine Productions Makes Brutal Legend Free for 666 Minutes to Honor Tim Curry
Double Fine Productions, who recently regained the rights to its entire catalog following its pivot back to independence after Microsoft parted ways with several studios during its "Xbox reset," is ho...
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I decided to start reading during my lunch break instead of playing puzzle games and listening to podcasts an TWO people complimented me today.
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You Smart
ALT: You Smart
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A 13 year old on @sonemic.com offered to help me with a Mike Patton retrospective list I made before they were born.
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Yoda Star
ALT: Yoda Star
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This should be gotten more attention when I posted it on May 20, 2025.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Please donate to the EC.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The hutt planet is made up of fart gas that's real thanks to Jon Favreau.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Weirdo Chub.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Abbey Road is the best proof that John is not as good as Paul and George.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The Mandalorian & Goku
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Who wins?
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hey Anne and Rob, I will shower you pieces of shit.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Just when I thought the King of the Hill reboot was getting too soft they bring in a cranky old little dog.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Busy day at the marketplace.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I'm thinkin it's time.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I want these in my yard.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Lots of self made minion memes from 2019 in my photos app.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I am once again clearing out photos from my photo app.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Batter up
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Oops!
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I found my second to last iPod and charged it and my Top 25 songs are baffling. I think I was jumping between laptops so my play counts reset...but it's a doozy. A decent indicator of where my head was in 2012 plus some strange songs I must've been learning for gigs.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My boss from 15 years ago cold texted me this.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
youtu.be/z5gfeD-TJVA?... 🐓🐓🐓
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DOC CHICKEN
YouTube video by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
My toddler started wailing around to a Biffy Clyro song today and I almost cried I was so happy.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I got a vegetable chopper and wow oh wow look at that consistency.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Pride Month is a great time to engage with your local bigots on Facebook. In this world we're not changing anyone's point of view but we can certainly make people feel really uncomfortable!
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Frame #8364 from E09 Wild Girls
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Clarence Carter asks ten questions throughout the first two verses of "Strokin" what songs ask more questions than that?
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Go Kart Mozart
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
What the bartender sees when me and the boys walk in.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
It's wild how many excellent band names are hidden within the lyrics of "Blinded By the Light"
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I am once again clearing out my photos on my phone since my iCloud is full.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Disney was like "yeah we like 'alive as you want me to be' hell yeah" and the world loved Disney
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
No shit they keep it.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
A sock hop beneath my bed???
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Please Do Not tell me what to do!!
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This moderator in the newer Surrounded videos needs to go.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Hell yeah
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