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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 12h

#haikufeels I am not pregnant Waistline and happy glow are From lunchtime drinking

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 04/10/2026

#haikufeels Trump wants to banish Everyone who speaks Spanish We wish he’d vanish

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 03/10/2026

#haikufeels Start another page Five-Seven-Five’s a cage These Syllables enrage

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 02/10/2026

#haikufeels Twitchers I tackle “That Ching-Ching is a Grackle” “Same bird!” they cackle

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 01/10/2026

#haikufeels Cleopatra’s asp Brought forward her final gasp Egypt lost it’s grasp

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 30/09/2026

#haikufeels Copying’s a crime In school or in Industry. I call it ‘research’

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 30/09/2026

I regard this as a safe space… 😎

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 29/09/2026

The recurring theme was probably predictable… 😂👌

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 29/09/2026

#haikufeels “It’s the cold water Why doesn’t yours shrink like this?” “It does, and that’s good”

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 28/09/2026

#haikufeels Too cool for my school Brought guitar to music class Could play a bit too Military brat Already seen the whole world Two terms later, gone.

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 27/09/2026

#haikufeels Will Shakespeare’s farewell “Parting’s such sweet sorrow, but I’m on a promise”

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 26/09/2026

#haikufeels That old man named Trump Has an inflatable sump A bump on his rump

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 25/09/2026

#haikufeels The supermarket, I get my best ideas in… The produce section

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 25/09/2026

#haikufeels Mild-mannered Clark Kent Is exactly what he seems… A shit reporter

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 23/09/2026

#haikufeels Aged knees don’t bend So ligaments I extend And muscles I rend I am on the mend But physio I attend Deductible to spend

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 23/09/2026

#haikufeels Monitor warships Small, with one fucking big gun! First World War weapons

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 21/09/2026

#haikufeels In rainy season The word ‘dry’ was not uttered June to November

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 21/09/2026

gary ‘Legg’ couldn’t resist a comment on ‘knees’ 😂

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 20/09/2026

#haikufeels No kings or princes Will ever catch me kneeling! (Cos I can’t get up)

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 19/09/2026

I tried it as a Fantasy Football Team name but it was taken

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 19/09/2026

#haikufeels Senior discount Is less of an ego boost Than getting carded

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 18/09/2026

#haikufeels Envy divides us Rulers manipulate us “That man has what’s yours”

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 18/09/2026

#haikufeels Less than we deserve Teacher graded on a curve Who will out the perv?

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 16/09/2026

#haikufeels Rotary Members Are automatically in The Magic Circle

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 16/09/2026

#haikufeels Abracadabra! (The Magic Circle’s password For their new g-mail)

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 15/09/2026

#haikufeels The forbidden fruits Are probably the sweetest So not lemons then…

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 14/09/2026

#haikufeels Puppetry flashback! Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop Kids TV was crap…

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 13/09/2026

#haikufeels #rescuetake2 Can RNLI Rescue all the rest of us From bloody Reform?

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 13/09/2026

#haikufeels The very best dogs (I’ll block anyone who argues) Are all rescue dogs

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 13/09/2026

You keep reading my mind….

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 12/09/2026

Not been since it opened though I did get to Goodison once in the last season. Hopefully moving back to the UK soon so I’ll get there yet.

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 12/09/2026

#haikufeels Orient Expressed Ourselves to Venice. Back on Occident Express

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 11/09/2026

#haikufeels I’m going to ground Keeping the lowest profile I’m incognito Close the office door Dim the lights and close the blinds Football season’s back* *actual football with feet was back four weeks ago in the real world

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 10/09/2026

#haikufeels dangerous sports thrill! Except wearing leotards On balance beams

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 09/09/2026

#haikufeels Of old Beatles films I prefer ‘A Hard Days Night’ “Help” was a cash-grab

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 09/09/2026

#haikufeels Approach retirement, Hmm, work hard or hardly work? Employment contracts

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 08/09/2026

#haikufeels Really only fair Being employ’ee’ or ‘er’ Limits what we share

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 08/09/2026

#haikufeels Live, neutral and ground Though they changed all the colours Still gives me a buzz…

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 06/09/2026

#haikufeels Why clothing pinches? Men and women diff’rently Estimate inches

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 05/09/2026

#haikufeels His respects he paid To the widow he’d once laid Got a passing grade

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 04/09/2026

#haikufeels Gave her my number Drove away in my Humber Went home to slumber

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 03/09/2026

#haikufeels My ‘onlyfans’ fans Are not going to be happy With live video

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 03/09/2026

#haikufeels We toast “absent friends!” While being more grateful for Absent Enemies

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 02/09/2026

#haikufeels Koalas aside All the rest of the outback Just wants to kill you

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 02/09/2026

#haikufeels “Jojo was a man” The Beatles “Get Back” reworked “Walk on the wild side”

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 31/08/2026

#haikufeels You won’t convince me That the Tories are human Or Farage honest You’ll not convince me That AI’s worth the expense Or all the water You shan’t convince me That billionaires are good Or kings are needed

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 30/08/2026

#haikufeels “When push comes to shove” I said, the other day, but No one understood.

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 29/08/2026

#haikufeels I lack self-control For chocolate, once it was Wine, women and song

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 28/08/2026

#haikufeels Compare and Contrast The present times with the past (Choice of last lines depending on your mood) Life comes at you fast Are you not aghast? How long will we last?

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