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BramleyMoron

@davetube.uk
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Ginfluencer: Occasional Artist, snapper, dog lover, avid reader. Blue scouser. ex rugby ref, software pays the bills… only here for the haikus

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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 02/10/2026
#haikufeels Twitchers I tackle “That Ching-Ching is a Grackle” “Same bird!” they cackle
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 13/09/2026
#haikufeels The very best dogs (I’ll block anyone who argues) Are all rescue dogs
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 04/09/2026
#haikufeels Gave her my number Drove away in my Humber Went home to slumber
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 03/09/2026
#haikufeels My ‘onlyfans’ fans Are not going to be happy With live video
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 21/08/2026
#haikufeels Smell Ambre Solaire And I’m transported back To scorching Greek beaches
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 20/08/2026
#haikufeels A rainy Monday Ziplined the Bay of Fundy Soaking wet undies
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 17/08/2026
#haikufeels Kettle is boiling... Earl Grey or lapsang souchong? PG Bloody Tips?????? ilarge.lisimg.com/image/797114...
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 02/06/2026
Here’s Bella, we have her for a few days while her regular foster is away.
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 26/05/2026
#haikufeels My old tennis bag Contained racquets, hat and balls, Now? Mostly braces. 😒
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 13/05/2026
😎
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 19/04/2026
Full house as expected
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 19/04/2026
#haikufeels Up since 5 am Needing a jolt from coffee Derby day today!
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 18/04/2026
#haikufeels Van gogh’s sunflowers An explosion of colour And a sonic bloom…
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 05/12/2025
#haikufeels Mar-a-lago face With which all look like The Joker Without the humour…
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 01/12/2025
#haikufeels In Hogarth’s ‘Gin Lane’ I capture my reflection And it captures me
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 27/11/2025
#haikufeels This girl is “Bella” A sweet weekend houseguest She prefers my wife 😒
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 24/11/2025
#haikufeels start to unravel How Cayman has enmeshed us in thirty-five years
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 16/11/2025
#haikufeels The foster puppy Gnawed through almost everything Sent to Canada…
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 12/11/2025
😎
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 11/11/2025
#haikufeels How appropriate, That the prompt is ‘loss’ this date We counted the dead
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 08/11/2025
Last Pirates week for us?
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 29/10/2025
#haikufeels When things are dying They rot from the inside Not the U S A We have clearly seen This rot started at the top Now all is corrupt
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 26/10/2025
#haikufeels At dusk, birds arrive A noisy murmuration Fills every tree And lines the rooftops All waiting for something. What? Do they stare at me?
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 13/10/2025
#haikufeels From desolate docklands A third cathedral rises Everton reborn!
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 05/10/2025
#haikufeels Marrow is in my bones. I don’t eat vegetables Where does it come from?
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 09/09/2025
#haikufeels I bought a Leica I could afford an M body But not an M lens #sorry #notsorry #photography #leica
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 23/08/2025
Easier just to copy a shitload of hashtags to make sure I get em all #cayman #Skyline #BlueSkyArtShow #sunset #Photography #PhotographersUnited #PhotographersOfBluesky #ArtChallenge
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 20/08/2025
#haikufeels Had a Dizzy spell Nothing but trumpet music On to trombone next
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 20/08/2025
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 19/08/2025
Missed the bird, grazed the partner
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 26/07/2025
Brilliant!
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 23/07/2025
She in turn taught me ‘down’ and ‘roll over’ but not ‘get off the couch’
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 22/07/2025
#haikufeels Training foster dog And not very good at it. Sit! Sit for fcks sake!
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 09/07/2025
Combining the two most corrupt organizations in history seems logical? Will the IOC be sharing office space?
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 02/07/2025
Better name for it. “alligator alcatraz” is not quite on point
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 24/05/2025
#haikufeels Dwell beside the sea But never in the water My life in balance
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 17/05/2025
#haikufeels With my camera I capture what I cannot With paint on canvas
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 11/05/2025
#haikufeels Tennis is cancelled The court shimmers under lights But not with promise
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 05/05/2025
#haikufeels School forced us to swim An obligation So never pleasure Still feel that way now Sixty or more years later Despite where I live But I love the sea Can look at it for hours Just don’t like to swim
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 02/05/2025
Bigger pic of the veiled lady - absolutely stunning IRL
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 02/05/2025
#haikufeels ‘Sculptor’ is too broad Carve a tiger from a tree, A veil from marble?
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 29/04/2025
#haikufeels Light blue touchpaper And then retire to safety We have ignition
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 27/04/2025
#booksky Outstanding. LeCarre-esque plot
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 27/04/2025
#haikufeels “Gin and Buttercups” Described Aubrey Beardsley Not mother’s ruin
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 15/04/2025
Me too!
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 12/04/2025
#haikufeels I wish dogs grew old At the same rate as we do Hate saying goodbye…
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 02/04/2025
#haikufeels Eclectric razor With so many attachments primping, not shaving
Conairman rechargeable trimmer GMT189R
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 01/04/2025
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 26/03/2025
#haikufeels 2 “means nothing to me” My wife said, “I don’t recall” “Nope, not Vienna”
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BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 19/03/2025
The Prince of Peace said… ‘Dig if you will this picture’ And I live by that. #haikufeels #photographersofthreads
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