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Dave

@davethedemented.bsky.social
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Compulsive reader, Gay, Witch,Crystal Hoarder, Gamer, Chocoholic, Caffeine addict. Probably procrastinating about something.

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 8h
Dies of teeny tiny asp bites, and still wants sympathy from her husband who's missing his head and a whole chunk of his chest. Deelia Deetz ladies and gentlemen. You almost have to admire that level of delusion, even in death.
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 9h
The soul train, oh dear...
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 9h
Ha ha ha ha, death by allegedly defanged asps in the name of performance art. Oh Deelia.
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 10h
A shark fin tombstone, after the dude gets eaten by a shark...Deelia Deetz never change.
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 10h
Ok, since Dragons Dogma 2 needs an update, I'll give Beetlejuice 2 a go.
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 10h
Are you still doing them? If so, I would be up for one. Please and thank you. X
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
That's like Milo, "You can pick me up and cuddle me, and snuggle my belly for exactly 3 and a half minutes, and tben im off to go jump on top of Dax and groom him."
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Every time I see the Lenor unstoppables ad, I wonder if they're still being shoplifted in bulk from the local B&M, lol.
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Maybe i should just see if Ghost Watch is on BBC iplayer, I could do with a laugh.
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Why does Dracula:Dead and loving it, never show up on Amazon Prime when im looking for it???
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
She's adorable.
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
On a scale of one to ten, how much would you recommend Dragons Dogma 2? Im sort of tempted, but i need more info.
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I wonder if they'll actually have a gay strip club in this one. Even if only in online mode, that would be a nice addition.
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I had an article pop up on Facebook about gta 6 and Jason's testicles changing based on the weather. Did I read that right??? I mean, yay, for having the balls to have everything out, but that's a little more detail than I was expecting.
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The X-Men midnight comic is so interesting, Storm as a Vampire Queen should have made Vampires unbeatable, you dont have to sweat the sunlight if you can make it overcast and cloudy all the time. Im interested to see always she hasn't just done that.
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The trash fire that is Witch-Tok is going to end up killing me by making me laugh myself to death.
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I never got a good pic of a whole card, so im not sure how effective it would be. Ill give it a go though.
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wouldn't be surprised, im just vexed that I cant find it. And the creator is definitely never going to see the comment where I asked if they could add the artist, let alone respond.
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Happy Birthday.
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hate when you see an Oracle deck someone is using, they mention the name of it, and it brings up multiple different ones, and none of them are visual matches to the one you saw....
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah, but you know what kids are like.
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Chronologically the first ones I got were Scottish Gemstones, thats what my gran called them anyway. One was green and one was orange, but I was like 8 and I lost them. My first self bought one was an amethyst point at age 16 though.
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I need to research a nice, juicy hex for a malefactor/slanderer. I know im just going to end up with like 6 increasingly elaborate options by Thursday. Oh well, at least im self-aware enough to recognise it.
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Will do. Although im going to be researching some options for a spell for a friend, shes found out about someone slandering her, so im going to write out a few for her so she has some options. I would recommend her a carrion hex, but her puppy would probably get to the offal before she could use it.
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ok, im going to go hold the cats hostage and listen to drag queen parody music. Cheers luv.
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Im dealing. My brain won't shut up a lot of the time, but I work on it with meditation and studying the craft. Some days are better than others, I will admit. But its a work in progress as are most things. So Ok wouldn't be accurate, but im dealing.
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ah ha, so is this why you have all the house mods? They're all based on a character playthrough?
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Looks good to me.
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'd love a general card pull. If you have the time. Thanks Nat. X
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good luck!
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is it unreasonable to put my hookups boss in a jar. The dude is depriving me of time with my dude and screwing him over, too. Decisions, decisions.
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time I manage to finally get ahold of L for a hook up, it's like catching a shiny Pokemon, tricky, but so very worth it.
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes, do it, listen to the little devil on your shoulder. They might be really good.
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's typical that my favourite hook up wants to meet when I feel like crap. Whoever in charge of my love life has a sense of humour.
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have people say forgiveness is good, be the bigger person, let it go. Nah bitch, when you're on my shit list thats eternal. If you piss me off to that extent, then you deserve everything you're getting.
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Urgh, and let's not start with egotists like that. Being an initiated High Priestess, hell, even a Witch Queen does not absolve you of concern for the planet. What it will do is convince me that they're in the midst of spiritual psychosis.
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I joined a Witchcraft group on Facebook and lasted 24 hours, what with all the AI generated crap in it. Funny how all those nature loving witches are so blasé about using that crap.
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is Spotify having issues? Half of my playlists are empty?
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This will be entertaining as fuck.
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There are some nights with the study group when I know im going to need popcorn in a few more weeks. Tonight was one of them, B is going to make herself a servitor. The same B who's being tested for early onset dementia thought that was a good idea...
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Normal people have a late night hook up and go to bed. I on the other hand thought it was a good idea to scout out graveyards....
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ok, if it's dry tomorrow, im going scouting for some graveyard dirt. It helps to plan my route in so. im not fumbling about after dark.
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What did I ever do to deserve that lol?
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You'd think after reading the Greek myths since I was twelve, I wouldn't misspell Perseus by now, but you'd be wrong. Thank the gods for tippex pens.
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Its always the days when you have zero energy that the cats act up and sound like theyre going to disembowel each other. They did not expect me to hiss back at them though. That was funny.
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I can either buy ingredients for cake bskiny for the equinox, or i can buy a box mix, and considering how infrequently i bake, im probably going for a box mix.
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I hear Jasper or Agates are up in the Bathgate hills, also the spoil heaps from the silver mine which provided the silver for the Scottish Crown Jewels, but id have no idea what to look for in that regard.
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I know of a cove in Fife for tiny garnets, but aside from that, I'd have to do some serious research, and I dont think we have anything commercial. Id need to check mineral rights, too. I know gold panning is regulated in some locations so crystal and minerals might be too.
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well it was wet, and my knees did not appreciate the hour I spent in wet grass, but I did patch up my wee fence.
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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Will it be dry enough for me to go fix my fence, or will I procrastinate?
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