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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Every time I see the Lenor unstoppables ad, I wonder if they're still being shoplifted in bulk from the local B&M, lol.

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Maybe i should just see if Ghost Watch is on BBC iplayer, I could do with a laugh.

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Why does Dracula:Dead and loving it, never show up on Amazon Prime when im looking for it???

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I had an article pop up on Facebook about gta 6 and Jason's testicles changing based on the weather. Did I read that right??? I mean, yay, for having the balls to have everything out, but that's a little more detail than I was expecting.

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The X-Men midnight comic is so interesting, Storm as a Vampire Queen should have made Vampires unbeatable, you dont have to sweat the sunlight if you can make it overcast and cloudy all the time. Im interested to see always she hasn't just done that.

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The trash fire that is Witch-Tok is going to end up killing me by making me laugh myself to death.

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I hate when you see an Oracle deck someone is using, they mention the name of it, and it brings up multiple different ones, and none of them are visual matches to the one you saw....

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I need to research a nice, juicy hex for a malefactor/slanderer. I know im just going to end up with like 6 increasingly elaborate options by Thursday. Oh well, at least im self-aware enough to recognise it.

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Is it unreasonable to put my hookups boss in a jar. The dude is depriving me of time with my dude and screwing him over, too. Decisions, decisions.

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Every time I manage to finally get ahold of L for a hook up, it's like catching a shiny Pokemon, tricky, but so very worth it.

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It's typical that my favourite hook up wants to meet when I feel like crap. Whoever in charge of my love life has a sense of humour.

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I have people say forgiveness is good, be the bigger person, let it go. Nah bitch, when you're on my shit list thats eternal. If you piss me off to that extent, then you deserve everything you're getting.

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I joined a Witchcraft group on Facebook and lasted 24 hours, what with all the AI generated crap in it. Funny how all those nature loving witches are so blasé about using that crap.

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Is Spotify having issues? Half of my playlists are empty?

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

There are some nights with the study group when I know im going to need popcorn in a few more weeks. Tonight was one of them, B is going to make herself a servitor. The same B who's being tested for early onset dementia thought that was a good idea...

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Normal people have a late night hook up and go to bed. I on the other hand thought it was a good idea to scout out graveyards....

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Ok, if it's dry tomorrow, im going scouting for some graveyard dirt. It helps to plan my route in so. im not fumbling about after dark.

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

You'd think after reading the Greek myths since I was twelve, I wouldn't misspell Perseus by now, but you'd be wrong. Thank the gods for tippex pens.

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Its always the days when you have zero energy that the cats act up and sound like theyre going to disembowel each other. They did not expect me to hiss back at them though. That was funny.

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I can either buy ingredients for cake bskiny for the equinox, or i can buy a box mix, and considering how infrequently i bake, im probably going for a box mix.

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Well it was wet, and my knees did not appreciate the hour I spent in wet grass, but I did patch up my wee fence.

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Will it be dry enough for me to go fix my fence, or will I procrastinate?

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Some of the sigils in the Hekataeon are a bugger to draw. Don't get me wrong, the process is fun but I can see myself ordering another ream of paper just so I can practice drawing some of these suckers until I dont fuck them up by accident

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Well, we had to take Dodger up to the vets again. The bladder inflammation is back. Poor wee bugger. Still, he's feeling a lot better after his pain relief shot, and we have his meds, so he'll be right as rain in a couple of days.

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I have to go out and people tomorrow, thats a good enough reason for a drink, right?

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

So, does anyone else go and do Discerning the Transmundane in Skyrim before starting the Dawnguard, just to stop Serana resurrecting the very handy corpses you come back to for the elven blood types, or is it just me?

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

How to drive away a fantasist. Bill them for your time lol.

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Hook up number 1 wants me to organise a night where hookup number 2 and 3, are also involved with us. Bitch please, you think I can wrangle 4 people's schedules that easily, I wish! Gods only know how people organise large-scale orgies.

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I need to think of an initiation gift for Andrea, I mean, I know I technically dont need to get her anything, but it'll be nice to commemorate the occasion.

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Some of these kids on Witchtok have picked up all their learning from the Internet, and ooh, does it show. Not even the good side of the witchy Internet either...

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

So, the Orange Shit Stain has out himself on a coin. Isn't that lovely, a nice likeness of his face that you can easily give to the river spirits and drown... Anyway how are we today?

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Im telling you, Jack Grayle missed a trick by not selling boxes of resources for each book of the Hekataeon it would make sourcing some of these things much easier.

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Well, that's Mother in her final form. Yes, I finally located my rub and buff. Safe to say, I'm a fan, that was so easy to use, I can see why people love it.

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Well, it looks like I'll be working indoors tonight. It is far too cold and wet for outdoor magical stuff. Ill just have to rearrange the altar.

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I made the mistake of sitting on my bed after dinner, I have now been colonised by Dax, who is snoring on my lap. Oh well, I guess im a cat bed until he wakes up.

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Milo is bound and determined to get into that box of rowan berries and twigs i got from Andrea. Why do cats insist on messing with things that will make them ill?

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Well, this Samhain, im going to finally go for a formal initiation, I think I've put it off long enough, and Esme and Stan have been reminding me it's an option for the last decade. I know it's just a formality, but it's nice to be recognised by your elders.

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

It's funny how subjective life is. I have a friend who laments that our town is so boring, suburban, and lifeless. She's never found the website with the local singers on it, or the one with the 32 closeted married gay men in our town.

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Oh no, not Dolly Parton. Rest in peace.

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Ok, spent an hour and a half emptying the tv unit so u could move it. Only to find that the plug socket is behind the much more easily moved ottoman. Yay for wasted time.

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Having to get used to a new mod VA is a trip. But its gotta be done.

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Ok, i have three romanceable standalone followers in my Skyrim playthrough, I wonder if I can marry them all or if the mods will register that im married to someone else? It's Kaidan, Val Serano, and Caryalind if anyone is interested.

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

6 standalone follower mods for Skyrim. What can I say, im a sucker for a hot guy.

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Ok, that Skyrim update tomorrow could be really fun, more mod space is always a plus. Assuming they dont break everything.

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Oh yes, let's take David to Wetherspoons when it's heaving. Thank the gods alcohol is available.

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Well, the eclipse was barely visible at all. On the other hand, my garden storage chest arrived, so tomorrow I'll be loading up the outdoor altar supplies that will live there long term. Im also wondering what I did with the big glass candle holders I had, I can currently only find the tealight ones

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

There are so many clouds over my town right now. I don't think I'll see anything during the best times of the eclipse. Fingers crossed, they shift a little before then.

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Well, today's council worker is decidedly not eye candy, tiny, spry little old man replacing loft insulation, which makes sense, those attic hatches aren't exactly big.

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

So far on Wuthering Waves, I've managed to amass 3 dudes, and annoyingly, Buling has popped up so many times I've had 4 of her wavebands. Anyway, my boys' squad is Jiyan, Mortefi, and Yuanwu. Not a shirtless himbo to be seen yet, but i live in hope.

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Dave @davethedemented.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Uh oh, Esme's kittens have broken the horns off of her horned god statue. I have been conscripted to go up with glue and see what I can do to fix it. Guess I'll find out how well that jewellery glue takes paint.

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