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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 1h

Nobody in my section appreciated me screaming retire you crippled turtle

Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 3h

In - I also pledge a random object autographed by a random player, no idea what because I'm on the roof of Petco and not in my garage...how should the giveaway go?

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 3h

Game 19 - sadly the swan song... [Edit: the wifi gods won't let me post this, maybe they know something?]

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I would have rather the Padres been sellers at the deadline

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I need both Greup, Preller, or whoever has the purse strings AND a massive fan manufacturer to contact me tonight so we can broker this deal before Tuesday...

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Being defeated by a better team - eh, I'm from San Diego and can make a joke about "at least I still live in San Diego and you're from [insert locale here]!" Being defeated by architecture - a new low, even for lifelong San Diegans

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

*installing several ridiculously large and powerful fans pointed at home plate that only operate during the top half of innings at Petco* Hey, just how it works around here! Ground rules...

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This kind of call is the sort of thing that births terrorists

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Burn this bitch ass stadium to the fucking ground

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Went to take a shower to get ready to take missus to a movie, and it seems like I'm coming back to a situation even more dire than I left 10 minutes ago?

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I blame the catchers - entered tonight with no hope looking at Miz v. Ray, Campy RBI and Salas score got me greedy

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Downside of pirate stream delay is knowing the misery is coming before it strikes

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Trying to avoid a crude joke about "okay, maybe just some hand stuff then?" Failing.

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm still mad that my wife subscribes to Apple through Amazon and I can't just click for @dsmithshow.bsky.social and AGM for SDFC and have to do that manually with my phone on speaker...

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

When they forgot to reset the count after the last challenge, then called Bogey out on strike 2 and were like oops...

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Okay, let's switch over to see how our football boys are dealing with the mumps...hahaha nope who gives a fuck

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ok good job now go rot in hell fucknuts

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

So you've only got the shitty graphics package, not announcers apologizing for forgetting the count...

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

He may be a bigot, but he's (involuntarily) my bigot - go get 'em Jason!

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This is the most discombobulated booth and graphics team I've witnessed - and I've watched college basketball on the Mountain West Network

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If it's in the 80s outside it's 110 under the roof - normally not my job but I wouldn't ask anyone to do something I wouldn't do, and we did a lot of AC stuff this summer. 0/10 would not recommend

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I already have people worried about the rain wanting me to grade for drainage or install gutters, dig trenches...it's not raining tomorrow and I'm not sending my guys out in triple digit heat to do that kind of shit, it's bad enough crawling through attics to fix air conditioners

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Sure your pervert glasses have an AI assistant, but can they also place parlay bets?

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Was going to cuss a lot louder until I remembered the bonus challenge

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm getting them too, and for some reason "Julie's" profile pic for me is also always a guy who very much wants to talk to you about AI, crypto, and his kalshi account

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Well I had fun for a couple innings, which is honestly more than I'd signed up for tonight

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I am absolutely not ready for this, and it doesn't appear many of you are either, but regardless of whether I relish washing my beer down with antacids or whatever, Go Padres.

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I was a Thomas Bros wizard back in the day (and when title companies were bribing like crazy I got new personalized SD/LA/Riverslime copies every year) but I still found it crazy for long trips you'd just go to AAA and they'd hand you whatever maps you asked for, all marked up and everything

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Only engineer I'd ever want to be is the guy who drives the choo choo, but it's a good cause and I got a couple bucks on it...

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The least believable scene in the history of film is when Matthew McConaughey in 2003's "How to lose a guy in 10 days" goes to MSG concessions mid-Knicks game (the 2000s Knicks and they were playing the Kings, but still) and there is no line to buy a beer.

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Thing is I'm in the same seats (several rows away from where I usually belong) for the duration. If this dude is in the same boat it's going to be a long postseason for him (just realizing on reflection he only started getting shitty when I booed god bless america)

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Guy behind me spent the whole 9th screaming "Down in front!" When I pointed out everyone else in the stadium standing he told me to tell them to sit down. When I told him "the Friar Faithful STAND AS ONE" he called me an asshole. I hope this guy isn't my seatmate for the whole run...

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Man, all those guys who peaked in high school thought they had it bad...

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Skipping the "kids" part of the stadium group cheer because ain't nobody paying playoff prices to bring the rugrats...

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Vroom! Not my Jackson adjective, that's on the three-year-old running the scoreboard. But...vroom!

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Good for the Cubs - Petey lasted 5 pitches instead of 3 this time. Bad for the Cubs - challenge wasted on the very first AB?

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

As a lifetime San Diegan, is it wrong for me to be scared that things are going *too* right?

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

*Dre shows up in the Petco home dugout, slaps our adorable little second baseman in the face* "Hit or get my words out of your walkup music."

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My fat ass burned out one of those cheap Amazon treadmills after about 8 months and 1000ish miles. Replaced it with a non-motorized curved platform that arrived today and it is kicking my ass. Sweatin' to the Padres...

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I swear I made this joke 3 months ago, so his character must have a doppelganger...

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