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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 3m

Nobody in my section appreciated me screaming retire you crippled turtle

Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 2h

In - I also pledge a random object autographed by a random player, no idea what because I'm on the roof of Petco and not in my garage...how should the giveaway go?

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I would have rather the Padres been sellers at the deadline

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Being defeated by a better team - eh, I'm from San Diego and can make a joke about "at least I still live in San Diego and you're from [insert locale here]!" Being defeated by architecture - a new low, even for lifelong San Diegans

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

*installing several ridiculously large and powerful fans pointed at home plate that only operate during the top half of innings at Petco* Hey, just how it works around here! Ground rules...

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This kind of call is the sort of thing that births terrorists

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Burn this bitch ass stadium to the fucking ground

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Went to take a shower to get ready to take missus to a movie, and it seems like I'm coming back to a situation even more dire than I left 10 minutes ago?

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Downside of pirate stream delay is knowing the misery is coming before it strikes

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Okay, let's switch over to see how our football boys are dealing with the mumps...hahaha nope who gives a fuck

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ok good job now go rot in hell fucknuts

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

He may be a bigot, but he's (involuntarily) my bigot - go get 'em Jason!

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Sure your pervert glasses have an AI assistant, but can they also place parlay bets?

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Was going to cuss a lot louder until I remembered the bonus challenge

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Well I had fun for a couple innings, which is honestly more than I'd signed up for tonight

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I am absolutely not ready for this, and it doesn't appear many of you are either, but regardless of whether I relish washing my beer down with antacids or whatever, Go Padres.

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The least believable scene in the history of film is when Matthew McConaughey in 2003's "How to lose a guy in 10 days" goes to MSG concessions mid-Knicks game (the 2000s Knicks and they were playing the Kings, but still) and there is no line to buy a beer.

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Guy behind me spent the whole 9th screaming "Down in front!" When I pointed out everyone else in the stadium standing he told me to tell them to sit down. When I told him "the Friar Faithful STAND AS ONE" he called me an asshole. I hope this guy isn't my seatmate for the whole run...

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Man, all those guys who peaked in high school thought they had it bad...

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Skipping the "kids" part of the stadium group cheer because ain't nobody paying playoff prices to bring the rugrats...

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Vroom! Not my Jackson adjective, that's on the three-year-old running the scoreboard. But...vroom!

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Good for the Cubs - Petey lasted 5 pitches instead of 3 this time. Bad for the Cubs - challenge wasted on the very first AB?

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

As a lifetime San Diegan, is it wrong for me to be scared that things are going *too* right?

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

*Dre shows up in the Petco home dugout, slaps our adorable little second baseman in the face* "Hit or get my words out of your walkup music."

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My fat ass burned out one of those cheap Amazon treadmills after about 8 months and 1000ish miles. Replaced it with a non-motorized curved platform that arrived today and it is kicking my ass. Sweatin' to the Padres...

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

There is a certain Netflix Aesthetic that makes it impossible for me to see or hear anything going on in a show beyond the uncanny visuals. Maybe they still make tv worth watching? Maybe! I just can't see it...also fuck you for cancelling Bojack a season too soon.

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Conspired to sell each others' houses to two families in the same neighborhood who'd been foreclosed during the Great Depression, at prices around half what they'd originally paid. Pulled this move like 4 times before my bosses at the bank made me stop...

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Despite being literally the only person in San Diego to own this jersey, I'm still surprised that I actually want Wandy on the playoff roster. This speaks more to the slapdicks and bigots that populate the pitching staff than Wandy himself...

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If I were Casey Mize I'd want to go to the playoffs with the rest of my team. I wonder why he doesn't...

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

He may be a bigot, but he's (involuntarily) my bigot - go get 'em Jason!

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Glue his hands to his bat so he can't free them to tap

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Should have scheduled my wife's and my birthday vacation hanging out in Laughlin with other poor fat schlubs enjoying cheap pools and drinks around this series rather than games I'd have actually enjoyed last weekend

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Other teams' score bugs removed - the broadcast knows we're depressed enough already before finding out we got jumped by the Cubs

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Padres have not had a losing season since I picked my season tickets back up after letting them lapse from 2016-2020. I don't need to renew, they need me to renew...

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Started a derogatory post involving Yukis Matsui and Tsunoda, but I'm going to hold it for now...

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

RIP Chunks, 2010(?)-2026 - gonna miss you so much, buddy.

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

As per usual, my timeline is about a 50/50 split of "holy shit the world is burning" versus "lol sportsball and/or reality shows are so cool amiright?" As per usual I'm confused whether my tears are mirth or sorrow.

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Justified about wanting the Padres to sell @davesd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026