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Dave Probert

@daveprobert.bsky.social
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He/Him. Occasional podcaster, writer, and doodler. Sci-fi & fantasy fan, predominantly Hitchhiker's Guide, Doctor Who, Blake's 7 and Star Trek.

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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
MILF Marple already exists.
Cover for the Audible adaptation of The Murder at the Vicarage with a very saucy looking Toni Collette looking more like a femme fatale than an unobtrusive old lady.
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"it is I..."
Rear of a white transit van with the name "Léclair Patisserie" written on it.
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Toni Collette is playing her in an Audible adaptation. I never thought I'd have to say this but I shouldn't be hot for Miss Marple.
Toni Collette playing Miss Marple looking like a femme fatale
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Photo of Britta from Community saying "I can forgive drinking urine but I draw the line at veganism"
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Obadiah Staine meme with the scientist saying "We don't know how to make Blade" and Obadiah saying "Stephen Norrington did this in the 90s, on 45 million dollars!"
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A mock up is a "Now that's what I call music" album cover that says "Now... That's all I can remember"
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This Eldritch bastard
Mr Noseybonk from the 80s TV show Jigsaw. If you don't know what he looks like I won't describe him. Trust me, I'm doing you a favour.
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Rewatching Deep Space Nine has led to this happening.
A pen and ink drawing of an alpaca dressed in a Bajoran head dress and earring with the title "Kai Alpaca"
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
QTP with a proof of life photo more believable than Mitch McConnell's
Photo of the film Weekend at Bernie's with two young men holding up an obvious corpse.
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Andy Burnham unveils his Minister of AI
A photo of a spherical Amazon Echo device
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Looks like I get try bust this out again
White text on a black background with "Dr Sam Becket never returned home" with "Dr Sam Becket" crossed out and replaced with the word "Football"
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Legend tells of a hero who will rise in our greatest hour of need.
The man from the Gaviscon advert who sings about diarrhoea.
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Me for the rest of this week.
The blue, shimmering, force ghost of Obi Wan Kenobi sitting in the swamps of Degobah talking to Luke Skywalker and saying "He's more hydration break than man now"
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Blake's 7 title card "Diarrhoeeeeaaa! By Ben Steed"
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Futurama title card "The Sea Devils Stunt Work by HAVOC"
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
K9 & Company title card "Frank from Hellraiser gets owned by a robot dog"
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Make a Doctor Who title less scary
3rd Doctor title card "Dave of the Daleks"
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Make a Doctor Who title less scary
3rd Doctor title card "Terry of the Autons"
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Make a Doctor Who title less scary.
7th Doctor title card "The Purse of Fenric"
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This fantastic 5th Doctor pin badge by @jamiebgall.co.uk arrived today and looks lovely on my jacket.
A diamond shaped pin badge depicting the collar and lapels of the 5th Doctor costume next to another badge of a Victorian lamp post.A close-up photo of the diamond shaped pin badge depicting the collar and lapels of the 5th Doctor costume.
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
6th Doctor title card "The Catharsis of Spurious Morality"
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
4th Doctor title card "The Horror of Spatchcock"
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
15th Doctor title card "Fenric but he's a giant CGI ballbag now for some reason"
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
2nd Doctor title card "Social awkwardness of the Daleks"
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Let's get the obvious one done.
3rd Doctor title card "Russell Tovey fucks a fish"
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
3rd Doctor title card "Diarrhoeaaaa-aa!"
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
As a tribute to the great @artofdannydavies.bsky.social
4th Doctor title card saying "Doctor Who and the C*unt what punches people"
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The starship Enterprise orbiting a planet with the word "Diarrheaaaaaaaaaaa!"
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The starship Enterprise flying alongside a comet and the words "Riker's Dick Creates an Interplanetary Incident - part XII"
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Deep Space Nine space station with the words "Fuck Chief O'Brien"
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Spock's Brain could have been much worse if they went with the first draft.
The starship Enterprise orbiting a planet with the words "Spock's Testilces"
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
"Got a date tonight" "Really? Where are you taking her?" "Oh, the usual place"
A shop front with a sign saying "The Old Pulling Shed"
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
For my birthday @lajellybean.bsky.social turned one of my upbeat doodles into a real thing and I have been so lost for words about it all day.
Pen sketches of supportive marshmallows saying "we believe in you" and "you can do it"Crocheted supportive marshmallows in their own presentation box like they are something you can buy.
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The entire Royale with cheese exchange from Pulp Fiction in the Burger King font between two buns
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I've just checked and yes, it is a rapier.
Photo of a rapier sword
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
My current writing setup.
A typewriter with paper in it and typed pages next to it.
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Three imagine of a professor getting older and becoming a skeleton from Doctor Who: City of Death
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The Dune 3 poster with "Twin Peaks" written in the Dune font
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Those with wisdom will understand its meaning
A wax seal of a clock face
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
A sign saying Welcome to Twin Peaks with the word "Swindon" overlaid on it.
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Had the pleasure of meeting one of my all time comedy heroes today. If you get the chance to see it Tim Vine's Rocka Brella Fella is a wonderfully silly tribute to Elvis movies.
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
"Ah you think the sea is your ally? You merely adopted the sea. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see dry land until I was already grown, by then it was nothing to me but boring"
A photo of Bane from The Dark Knight
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Just watched The Princess Switch for the first time. A fun and charming film made all the more enjoyable when I discovered that the mysterious "Kindly Man" is played by Robin Soames who also played Consul Luvic in The Keeper of Traken.
Robin Soames, an older white man, wearing a flat cap, shirt and tie in The Princess Switch Robin Soames, a younger white man with shoulder length hair and a chin beard in The Keeper of Traken
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I know one of these is a good match. Not sure what the rest say about me.
Jackson Belleville from Gilmore Girls Hurley from LostNick Miller from New GirlDonnie Dunn from Baby Raindeer
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I had the same reaction what with this being my cat
A grey, short haired, cat curled up on a blanket,
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Stick figure poking the letters 'AI' while saying "C'mom, do something..."
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
If you see this, quote post with the energy you bring to bluesky:
Graeme Garden from the Goodies dressed in a brown corduroy jacket, black tie, and checked shirt
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
It's this with a toothbrush moustache isn't it.
Kilroy cartoon of a character with a big nose hanging the nose over the wall he's looking over
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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
"Is this your shoe Diane?"
Dale Cooper from Twin Peaks talking into his dictaphone
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