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Dave Daveson

@davemayhem.bsky.social
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Makes science TV shows for a living and still cant believe it's a real job. Draws pinup, mixes cocktails and mucks about on bikes for fun. He/Him MayhemSkateCo.threadless.com Babies are born worshiping unknown gods.

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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 13m
Yay! You have blood, albeit slightly less than when you walked in.
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 3h
WFH at the moment and my partner has the TV on. Theres an advert for Nutty Kitchen meat fee mince using a parody cover of Baggy Trousers by Madness. All well and good, Nutty Boys/Nutty Kitchen, yeah I see what you did there, but did you have to make the hook sound like Nazi Kitchen?
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 4h
Getting to tell both him and his dad John how seriously Trading Standards took the toy safety and how much of the standards had Lynn's campaign work in them, was a special moment for me.
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 4h
Toy safety is a weird overlap for me. Before university I worked for a public laboratory for a year. I ended up specialising in testing toys for various trading standards groups. Many years later I worked on both Watchdog and Rogue Traders with Lynns son Nick Stapleton.
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 4h
These shows even changed the law. Toy safety standards were overhauled in the the mid 90s after a campaign by Watchdog presenter Lynn Faulds Wood highlighting things like choking hazards etc. These rules then got folded into european CE standards and have saved countless lives.
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 4h
Same for Watchdog. Commercial broadcasters are always going to be cagey about criticising the same businesses they are courting for advertising time. Watchdog and You and Yours were a demonstrable force for good that could only be made by a BBC not beholden to advertisers.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 20h
Do any neurologists or neurosurgeons follow me? If so, would any of you be interested in being interviewed/consulted for a project I’m working on? I would give you credit for it, and could pay you for your time.
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Given everything you e certainly got the narrative imperative going for you
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
didnt they tour with the Vandals back in 82? Im sure I've got a recording from one of those shows somewhere...
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A large french toad smacks you on the head with some softened asparagus.
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You do realise I just read that in the style of advertisement for some orangeade.
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I see your point but nothing of worth would be lost. I was more astounded that he'd admit to fucking up and then utterly fail to either take down his post or reply to it admitting his error. Just left the attempt at an insult hanging there. Ah well.
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Which is ironic because thats what the rest of us are doing at your attempt to make a pithy remark about an obvious joke.
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
and yet you left your attempt at an insult right there...
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There is enough irony in your post that its put several steel refineries out of business permanently.
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It would help if you actually read the words pal but sure, pop off at an obvious joke.
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Like this post apparently.
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You just arguing with a joke...
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Didn’t realise you worked for a SpaceX subsidiary
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Don’t forget the high necked fleece under jacket.
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Peeps are out there actually saying that? Fuuuuuuuuuuuck. Jebus hoppin Christ on a bike people. Good girl and good boy are things you say to a dog when you’re giving them scritches.
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dudes gotta eat.
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Armadillos!
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Dime Bar Commercial [Armadillos] (Starring Harry Enfield) - 1995, UK
YouTube video by ceilingsoldier
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When nature is socialist.
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Now I need to make a MtG ruched T-Shirt for the sheer pun of it. Damn you for making go find my sewing machine, do you even care how much accumulated shite that thing is under? Of course you dont. I bet you arent even will to accept the blame of triggering my ADHD addled brain in that specific way
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pagliacci has a lot to answer for.
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I suspect this might be stunning with an egg white and a dusting of ground sweet cinnamon over 1/2 the glass. I don't have any eggs so cant try but this feels like a drink that wants that softer mouth feel you get from a trad sour cocktail. If anyone feels like making one, please let me know.
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
An apple and raisin forward version of a Between the Sheets but sweeter and softer. Definitely needs the cinnamon if only on the nose when drinking. Saline brings what would be a possibly overly sweet drink back to grown up territory.
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Having fun with booze tonight so you lovely peeps, so enjoy a Dave special, an autumnal version of a Between the Sheets I'm calling Under the Duvet 25ml Calvados 25ml Havana 7 year 25ml Tripel Sec 15ml fresh lime juice 5ml Honey syrup 1 dash saline Shake over ice, strain and garnish with cinnamon.
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Definitely worth making though, especially as you almost certainly have the ingredients needed. Like whats to loose?
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know what you mean but to my mind it's closer to a gimlet than a bees knees. The malic acid softens the bite of the lemon citric sharpness in a bees knees and the honey adds depth. Ive tried it with and without the orange bitters and they add the buttery note to the honey finish I love in this
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That is so much worse than I thought it would be. So fucking creepy too.
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not as gin forward as you'd expect. nicely citrus but not acidic. The honey and orange bitters give an almost buttery finish. Very much a crowd pleaser, easy to drink but still with enough going on that snobs will like it too. Basically a gimlet with a richer tone, whats not to like?
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Been ages since I posted a cocktail. No picture this time because I forgot to take one before drinking it and this is an easy drinker. The Business 60ml Dry london gin 30ml Fresh lime juice 15ml honey syrup (3-1 honey-water) 1 dash angostura orange bitters Shake over ice and strain.
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This movie is a bigger pile of shit that the one I produced watching it.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Naomi Klein Is Spot On.......
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love it but can you make it 1/2 red 1/2 orange for the roundel with the red on the top? IYKYK
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cat has all 9 lives and a new skull friend
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nigel Farage claiming hes the most attacked MP for a decade whilst ignoring the murder of Jo Cox and the murder of one of his own party members in that time! Fuck off you twat.
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
More red flags than the CCP
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Last Samurai is on in the background. I looked up during a fight scene and my first question was "Why are all these stage hands attacking Tom Cruise?"
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Waistoid is closest to greebo so I’ll guess that will have to do.
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Blackpool and it’s just misty.
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bollocks. Everyone has an Eiffel Tower these days. Blackpool, vegas, everyone. The hat doesn’t help at all.
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hook, line, sinker, copy of anglers monthly.
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Madrid’s looking a little hazy
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don’t lose yourself.
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
8 is fine, same for porko. The emotional hit from the violence passes the Bambi test. That said fireflies will make you legally liable for subsequent therapy costs.
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Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This post brought to you by me asking what was the name of those lizard things with eyes that move. The answer was chameleon. I didnt even get to the colour change part before by brain got to the point that the question was moot.
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