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Dave Lamb

@davelamb.bsky.social

136 followers 267 following 598 posts

Comic, teacher, and dad in ascending order of societal importance but descending order of pay per minute.

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The title of an Avatar spin-off film.

Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Looking like an extra from Almost Famous.

Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Grading papers but my comments just keep getting meaner and meaner.

Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I remain perplexed. They didn’t even want to take a look??

Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Boreas demanded this type of game today.

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Boston College to the rest of the ACC:

Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

1/4 Bacon 1/4 White pizza bacon sausage 1/2 Salami red pepper smoked mozzarella Family pizza à la carte Don’t TOUCH me

A pizza you would want to eat baby

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

How did I just know BC would be one of the teams on an outline even without knowing which stats were used?

Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Garfield went to college with the U.S Acres guys.

Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Told my sons CeeDee is our cousin and I think the little one still believes it.

Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Suleiman the Magnificent modeling the newest NCAA football helmet

Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Chambliss is something else, man.

Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The dog in the new Brad Pitt movie is MAGA

Reposted by Dave Lamb

RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 19/09/2026

Bowdoin helmets going hard this week.

Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ok not anymore.

Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I’m rooting for Arch Manning just because none of you are.

Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

College Football is so stupid (complimentary)

Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Boston College: Not the worst!

Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Hell yeah

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

No one can really make fun of us today BC don’t blow this.

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

There’s a guy named Bob Spillane in every municipality in Massachusetts.

Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Most kids in America have played football with less light than this. On asphalt. I ran a crisp slant right into a basketball hoop once.

Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

This college football game in Nashville is good. We deserve this.

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Hoooooooly cow

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

More like Buttgers

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Booked a Chinese restaurant for late October so, yeah, still a comedian.

Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Every brewery puts out a mixed twelve pack that consists of like 3 basic lagers, 3 IPAs, 3 of something seasonal, and then 3 Uncle Glorple’s Red Cabbage Stout.

Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

And then his arrival takes 4 episodes.

Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Wife moved the kitchen garbage can on Monday and it’s like I’ve been pranked 400 times in 48 hours.

Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Gonna write the Who Would Win? Series of books for the U.S. Presidents where they physically fight each other. **(Spoiler: GWB over TR in a quarterfinal using preemptive strikes)**

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Looked into this a bit actually, kid would be about 16 now, did this with a non-profit program in DC, but no other public info released by them or family, which is good!

Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

The cover of Glorious Exploits, by Ferdia Lennon

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

God I hope they do this one:

The tiger.
He destroyed his cage.
Yes
YES
The tiger is out.

Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Finished Steppenwolf during my trip and listen, middle-aged dudes, this Hesse fella has read us for absolute filth.

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Just got home from vacation and I gotta say it’s a sad state of affairs when the cruise line takes public health more seriously than the United States Department of Health and Human Services.

Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Christmas underwear are underwear.

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Please sign my petition to require Steve Harvey (and all future hosts, in perpetuity) to announce the number TWO answers in Family Feud’s “Fast Money” round in the event they have not been identified by both participants who have previously identified the number one answers during said round.

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

No team with a foreign manager winning the World Cup remains a wild fact.

Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

They happen outside the stadium.

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Anthony Gordon got a face like a Roman coin.

Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Just got back to America and the Knicks are still world champs.

Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Flying home tomorrow and really was hoping my fellow Americans would have figured out this diarrhea dilemma by now.

Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Might be time to start talking about a curse.

Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

God damn Mets still pissing me off from 3,809 miles away.

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Oh y’all are poopin’ poopin’ back in the states? Think I’ll stay over here.

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Lammens got that United stink on him.

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Been begging Spain to shoot at the backup keeper since he came in and there you have it.

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Of all the players Milan have mismanaged over the past decade plus, Charles De Ketelaere might be the one that bothers me most.

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