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Every brewery puts out a mixed twelve pack that consists of like 3 basic lagers, 3 IPAs, 3 of something seasonal, and then 3 Uncle Glorple’s Red Cabbage Stout.

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Wife moved the kitchen garbage can on Monday and it’s like I’ve been pranked 400 times in 48 hours.

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Gonna write the Who Would Win? Series of books for the U.S. Presidents where they physically fight each other. **(Spoiler: GWB over TR in a quarterfinal using preemptive strikes)**

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Finished Steppenwolf during my trip and listen, middle-aged dudes, this Hesse fella has read us for absolute filth.

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Just got home from vacation and I gotta say it’s a sad state of affairs when the cruise line takes public health more seriously than the United States Department of Health and Human Services.

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Christmas underwear are underwear.

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Please sign my petition to require Steve Harvey (and all future hosts, in perpetuity) to announce the number TWO answers in Family Feud’s “Fast Money” round in the event they have not been identified by both participants who have previously identified the number one answers during said round.

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

No team with a foreign manager winning the World Cup remains a wild fact.

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Anthony Gordon got a face like a Roman coin.

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Just got back to America and the Knicks are still world champs.

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Flying home tomorrow and really was hoping my fellow Americans would have figured out this diarrhea dilemma by now.

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

God damn Mets still pissing me off from 3,809 miles away.

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Oh y’all are poopin’ poopin’ back in the states? Think I’ll stay over here.

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Lammens got that United stink on him.

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Been begging Spain to shoot at the backup keeper since he came in and there you have it.

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Of all the players Milan have mismanaged over the past decade plus, Charles De Ketelaere might be the one that bothers me most.

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

My kids love Marc Cucurella and now I understand what happened with Alexi Lalas.

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Really quite considerate of Mitch McConnell to let us do all this speaking ill of him “before” he’s dead.

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Idk guys I think you can be a sports fan and have integrity but maybe I’m a beta or something?

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I do forgive some of you for forgetting that Belgium is good because Belgium often forgets they are good.

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Had 12 years to come up with a better performance and something besides waffle jokes and couldn’t do it.

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

It is, once again, time to bring back shame.

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Hey quick question anyone actually ever seen Endrick do anything?

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Embarrassing that people are trying to rationalize this USMNT stuff. Think I’ll stay here in Spain.

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

We obviously need to take the flag back from these bozos I mean look at this shit!

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Everyone acknowledges that taking penalties is not the same as playing soccer, but trying to save them is just like goalkeeping in open play? Listen to yourselves.

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

If Australia switched the GK based on vibes? Stupid. But they probably figured out their best penalty stopper in training. To then *not* switch them based on vibes? Even more stupid. Beach was gonna stop some because he made three whole saves in the previous 120 minutes? Grow up.

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

People don’t know shit about soccer but they know even less shit about goalkeeping.

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Anthony Gordon looks like someone Heath Ledger would have had to defeat in A Knight’s Tale.

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

How has Tonali gotten punished worse for gambling than Brendan Sorsby?

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Dave Lamb @davelamb.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

That was a very entertaining game we can all feel bad about.

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