Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The Horse and Eel sounds like a chill pub for a pint 010
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Framing my assumptions with "in the interest of baby/bathwater conservation, we" 000
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I also picked up bottles of Pappy 20 and 23 that year--for regular retail price--at the BT gift shop in Frankfort. They were even signed by Julian. What a heady time. 010
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I visited two weeks after the derby in 2010 and was so happy to get one. But the glass was sooo thin and it smashed into a million pieces before the year was out. 110
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026They say the ocean's running out of shrimp, but you know it's always there at costco, with the little cocktail sauce. It got very expensive under Biden, but it's cheaper now 010
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have been to Texas twice in the last 23 weeks, for a total of 12 days, and the first time I heard "Choosin Texas" was last Thursday at Midway airport 000
Reposted by Billy Jor-ElBilly Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 24/09/2023“Decorative gourd” comes from the Greek “deka,” meaning “ten little pumpkins.” 011
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 12/09/2026When I was a kid, cat pooped on the edge of a carpet scrap that I had under my drum set. Didn’t want to move my drums so I cut out the poop and threw it away. I carried that same carpet scrap to my gigs for the next 15 years 110
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Ever see a man say goodbye to his data?? (Yes, once.) 020
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 07/09/2026One hand for work...same hand for rest. One hand for what we will. 021
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Conjuring up a crisp 20 to purchase one Coors Light 🪄 110
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I did not grow up with one either, but as an adult I read on a TAZO teabag that this is what TAZO means, so now I call it TAZO. 110
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I'm partial to the live-band version on "Sessions" but this one has a dirty charm 010
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 25/08/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8ht...youtube.comThe Herbaliser - Mr. Chombee Has The Flaw (HD)YouTube video by milan82ca 110
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Never a great idea, these days possibly the worst idea. I’m even paring down my collection of recipes in OneNote, like no I’m never gonna make that 110
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 05/08/2026How’s it looking behind the toilet tank? Classic painters shortcut 010
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Me, after it pisses for 60 seconds and then turns into this 8 miles east: damn that’s crazy 010
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 27/07/2026The refrigerator in my garage is the Backrooms, to me 000
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Pacing around the galley like “we’re makin good time, makin good time.” My crew is booping around on their phones. 020
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 26/07/2026tacking again and again for so long I forget where I'm even going 120
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 17/07/2026there’s something there man [Mark Hamill joker voice] Heyyy BATS Ever drive FAST? Iiiit’s a—-GAS!!! Ha ha ha etc 020
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 16/07/2026When you’re walking down the street And you got something to tweet 000
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Don't forget the ample, rent-free living space that everyone talks about 010
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Yo I goofed and paid full price, no big deal but count me amongst the fingered 110
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 18/06/2026i'm vibe coding an app that sends a bug to my toothbrush on demand 010
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Last weekend I planted a chile seedling and my dog immediately ripped it out 120
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I'm a simple man: I like my gas lines broke and my odors lingering 100
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 30/04/2026No way that 3rd photo is within 100 miles of Palisade. Looks more like the stretch between Frisco and Copper. 010
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 23/04/2026A month ago, I texted Sandcrab that I had woken up thinking about degrowth buddy. A week later, I happened to look at my phone and saw that he was typing a response. It never arrived. 030
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Now you're cooking with gas. But that gas is very toxic, please get it away from the food. 010
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Fortunately, I will not be hungry for 6-8 weeks due to the cabbage photo 110
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 11/04/2026You went to Crow City today? Bro you shoulda told me, I'm trying to get the water out of this bottle and all I got is these tiny pebbles. 110
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 01/04/2026COuldn't be me. I only do business at the Jerk Store 110
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Not normally one to advocate for nominative determinism but “Word-Gaffe” is literally right there. 020
