Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have been to Texas twice in the last 23 weeks, for a total of 12 days, and the first time I heard "Choosin Texas" was last Thursday at Midway airport 000
Reposted by Billy Jor-ElBilly Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 24/09/2023“Decorative gourd” comes from the Greek “deka,” meaning “ten little pumpkins.” 011
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 27/07/2026The refrigerator in my garage is the Backrooms, to me 000
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I wish the hat a little bit taller I wish-a Pizzaballa I wish a catholic girl could be pope I would call her 000
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 21/04/2025This country is in a dire situation* *Gene-edited situation clone with dire characteristics 010
Reposted by Billy Jor-ElBilly Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 16/04/2024Mid-April; I’m in my graupel era 001
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 22/02/2025We're calling him Sleepy Kier, too much time down at the ether factory 010
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Getting the homies fired up for pizza...900 on the deck, 750 on the dome 020
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Sweet Home Frère Jacques Where the sky’s dormez-vous 010
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Turned on Mad Men S1E1 and realized that John Slattery was younger then than I am now ⚰️ 010
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 31/12/2024How do you pronounce “pecan?” I pronounce it “pecan.” 251
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 16/12/2024I'm a simple man: I like my life new and my colonies off-world 010
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 08/12/2024🥊 Time to rake the yard 🪑 Damn the yard got hands 000
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 05/11/2024I have agreed to hop on several quick calls today…just to feel something 000
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 23/10/2024Making their way in The only way they know how More than law allows 000
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 23/10/2024Yeah man, I'll "hop on a quick call," just let me take a quick, yeah, just let me splash my face with this holy water aaaaahhhhsssssssss....... 010
Reposted by Billy Jor-ElBilly Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 22/10/2023What if we kissed in the lab of the frightening mad scientist who will momentarily sew us together 👉👈🥺 001
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 03/10/2024Let our two cats roam in & out during a party last Saturday. The “known flight risk” never even left the yard. This one—who hasn’t spent a cumulative 90 minutes outdoors in 10 years—ran away for four days. 000
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 03/10/2024Upskilling this fall with an online certificate in Toil & Trouble Management from Cauldron Dynamics 000
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 03/10/2024When I tweet sitting at the bottom of the stairs that’s newel posting 000
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 02/10/2024Popping off my N key to clear a bit of chili from a long-ago lunch 000
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 19/09/2024Much like Dune, The Boy and the Heron is a movie about doing drugs with your mom. 000
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 16/09/2024Last hour of the last day at the neighborhood pool 020
Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 16/09/2024Slicing the softened homies into pats before starting the mixer 000