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Billy Jor-El

@davehumbird.bsky.social
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model citizen | zero discipline

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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have been to Texas twice in the last 23 weeks, for a total of 12 days, and the first time I heard "Choosin Texas" was last Thursday at Midway airport
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
“Decorative gourd” comes from the Greek “deka,” meaning “ten little pumpkins.”
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oktoberfest fever catch it
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
50-60 MW of compute would fix me
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Mom’s calendar 2uilt show Gang shit
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The refrigerator in my garage is the Backrooms, to me
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Friday plans
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Is this anything
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
"gas constant"
helpful AI results about having too much gas
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Become uncrustable
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Rolling into Monday like
Cat balancing on a banister
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I wish the hat a little bit taller I wish-a Pizzaballa I wish a catholic girl could be pope I would call her
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
This country is in a dire situation* *Gene-edited situation clone with dire characteristics
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 16/04/2024
Mid-April; I’m in my graupel era
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
TWELVE bar blues? In this economy?
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
We're calling him Sleepy Kier, too much time down at the ether factory
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Slat and peeper
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Getting the homies fired up for pizza...900 on the deck, 750 on the dome
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Post what you’re champing on, as a bit
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Sweet Home Frère Jacques Where the sky’s dormez-vous
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Turned on Mad Men S1E1 and realized that John Slattery was younger then than I am now ⚰️
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
How do you pronounce “pecan?” I pronounce it “pecan.”
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
mid, evil times...
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I'm a simple man: I like my life new and my colonies off-world
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
☝️😩
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Homie what CFU you from?
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
🥊 Time to rake the yard 🪑 Damn the yard got hands
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Nephews of a Lesser Unc
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
I have agreed to hop on several quick calls today…just to feel something
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Making their way in The only way they know how More than law allows
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Yeah man, I'll "hop on a quick call," just let me take a quick, yeah, just let me splash my face with this holy water aaaaahhhhsssssssss.......
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
I want to hug and kiss the climate
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
Please, stay. Halloween with us.
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
What if we kissed in the lab of the frightening mad scientist who will momentarily sew us together 👉👈🥺
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
Me and who
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
Let our two cats roam in & out during a party last Saturday. The “known flight risk” never even left the yard. This one—who hasn’t spent a cumulative 90 minutes outdoors in 10 years—ran away for four days.
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
Upskilling this fall with an online certificate in Toil & Trouble Management from Cauldron Dynamics
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
When I tweet sitting at the bottom of the stairs that’s newel posting
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
Popping off my N key to clear a bit of chili from a long-ago lunch
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
I'm awash in engagement
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 29/09/2024
Frito Misto
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
Guess what I bought
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
Sup boss
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
Much like Dune, The Boy and the Heron is a movie about doing drugs with your mom.
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
R and D hashtag Oktoberfest
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Last hour of the last day at the neighborhood pool
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Slicing the softened homies into pats before starting the mixer
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Billy Jor-El @davehumbird.bsky.social · 08/09/2024
The Mayo Clinic is what I call my hotdish
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