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Dave Hooper @davehooper.com · 8h

Stop scrolling real estate websites and get it done!

Dave Hooper @davehooper.com · 10h

That’s so rude of them, and unprofessional. Also the sign of a really poor leader.

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Dave Hooper @davehooper.com · 10h

I am resisting the urge to make a flaccid snake plant joke.

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Dave Hooper @davehooper.com · 13h

Nah I feel OK. A little dehydrated and a tad bloated, but that’s all expected. I’m at work.

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Dave Hooper @davehooper.com · 17h

And you know when it does happen that dad will be the big bad ogre of the family that made it happen

Dave Hooper @davehooper.com · 18h

Yeah I’ll get onto it

My two adult kids are beside themselves with excitement about them. I may not include them in the eradication plans.

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Dunno. Not sure how we will ever get them out to be honest. The house sits very low to the ground, there’s very little space under there.

We have a fox that lives in our yard. Recently it made a den underneath our house and made these little things! I’d love to get them out from under the house, as it sends the dog crazy and he barks at all hours. But how can we get rid of these?

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One step at a time, you know how it goes.

Dave Hooper @davehooper.com · 21h

Indeed. What a fuckwit he is.

Dave Hooper @davehooper.com · 21h

When you do, let's make sure we catch up this time!

Dave Hooper @davehooper.com · 21h

I had Singapore Noodles from the same shop I've been going to for 17 years! Same owners that entire time.

That can’t be true. Peaches come from a can. They were put there by a man, in a factory downtown.

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Happy to be able to eat again!

I was, but not now! I’ve eaten!

One magpie and one cockatoo

If they did they didn’t tell me

They probably could have gone with a slightly different angle, but all good, they can do some more in three years time.

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Not yet but they’ve given me 6 pics on paper I can admire in the meantime

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I had a juice and a sandwich that wasn’t delicious but I’ll eat properly once I escape!

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Happy “camera up the arse” day to me! So hungry! I didn’t eat at all yesterday.

A sticker on a medical reception window depicting a Halloween themed witch holding a sign with the words” Small camera big impact”

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Have you tried smoking it?

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Their supporters don’t care.

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Yeah I’m assuming the volumes are increasing

So for Victoria it’s five or more birds unless specific types.

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Thanks just called and I have to go online and fill in a form.

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Have found two dead birds in our yard. Are we supposed to notify someone about this or are we past that phase? #BirdFlu

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Gotta be there in 90 minutes, so hopefully it will be all over soon and I can have a feed. I’m positively ravenous!

Probably not the highlight of their lives so far I’m guessing

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It’s a laugh a minute around here

I’m back on Wednesday so I’ll find out then no doubt

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Yeah thankfully. Even the event itself will unnerve them.

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Yeah that’s my thinking also. I’ll find out in due course when I get back there on Wednesday

Yeah I’m sure they’ve had a bit of a fright. I was used to this sort of stuff at my old store but the two new stores are in a “better” suburb and we just don’t have these types of events happen, so it’s got everyone a bit worked up.

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This is like my third or forth go around doing this, it’s no biggy. But fuck I’m hungry!