Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 02/02/2026It turns out the conspiracy theorists were right all along. There really is a massive cabal of elitists running a child trafficking ring but they left out the fact that the reason they knew this is that were in on it. 031
Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Unintended consequences always kick you in the balls. 000
Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 16/11/2025TIL the 2016 election was fought between two people who blew Bill Clinton. 030
Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 14/11/2025 Like the villain in a horror film, Bill Clintons dick pops up when you least expect it. 100
Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Camt wait to see what south park does with this. 000
Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Now we know why Hillary hates Trump so much 🤭 010
Reposted by Random Acts Of DaveDetritus Books @detritusbooks.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Poor people aren't hurting you, capitalists are. 12684233
Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 04/11/2025I dont wiah harmon anyone but I hope Dick Cheney takes Trump hunting. 020
Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 03/11/2025You can just post "hes an idiot" and 90% of the world will know who youre talking about. 020
Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 01/11/2025The Earth is trapped in a giant void shaped like a chicken. We are just waiting to get laid. 021
Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Billionaires only want humans to move to Mars so they can make them pay a subscription for oxygen. 010
Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 24/10/2025The crime rate goes down if you legalize crime. 010
Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 23/10/2025How many bodies will be buried under the Epstein Ballroom? 000
Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Why does a man with such a small dick need more ball room. 120
Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Maga supporters once Trump is out of power. 021
Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Why does a man with such a tiny penis need so much ball room? 000
Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Its funny when youre at a protest on a weekend and someone tells you to "get a job" Im sorry youre forced to work on weekends. Maybe join a Union? 030
Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 19/10/2025You just know it has to be eating Trumps ego that his inaugurations dont draw such large crowds as "antifa" rallies or even Obama's inauguration. 151
Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Exodus 8:2-6 "But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials." 010
Reposted by Random Acts Of DaveMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Hark, Speaker Mike Johnson! Looking at all the many, many pics of the enormous, joyous “No Kings” rallies throughout the United States today, I am struck by what lovely weather your Lord and Savior provided. Apparently, God is a fan of, as you claimed, "America-hating Antifa terrorists." Glory! 691296207311
Reposted by Random Acts Of DaveBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/10/2025The reason they're coming after this place is because they can't control the people on it and it drives them nuts. 420233173475
Reposted by Random Acts Of DaveKernighan says FREE LINK @kernighan.myatproto.social · 18/10/2025There are a few blocklists going around, here's one: bsky.app/profile/eva.... 24313
Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Wait till they find out how the Spartans trained their warriors to be manly men lol. 020
Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Honestly the Trump administration is one of the best ways to find out about LGBT+ shows and movies that I would have otherwise not heard of. variety.com/2025/tv/news...variety.comTrump’s Pentagon Slams Netflix’s Gay Military Drama ‘Boots’ as ‘Woke Garbage’: ‘The U.S. Military Is Getting Back to Restoring the Warrior Ethos’The Pentagon called Netflix's gay military drama 'Boots' 'woke garbage.' 1112
Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Donald Trump: "Why is Gary Busey always following me around?" 000
Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Finding out as an adult that what we were told in the third grade, that "anybody can grow up to become President", isn't the great news we thought it was. 051
Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 14/10/2025The private details of Australia's top politicians including Albos personal mobile number have been exposed in a data breach. How could anyone trust them to keep our data safe when they cant even keep their own safe? 083
Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 13/10/2025I don't care if Bill Nye, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Frizzle, Bluey's whole family, and Pedro Pascal are on the list. I. Want. To. See. The. List! 011
Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Its really hard to arrest a naked man covered in baby oil. 100
Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 11/10/2025When someone asks you "what is a woman?" this is the only answer you need to give: 030