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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
It turns out the conspiracy theorists were right all along. There really is a massive cabal of elitists running a child trafficking ring but they left out the fact that the reason they knew this is that were in on it.
Are the new hate speech laws going to make it illegal to say things like 'Israel is clearly the nexus of a pedophile sex-trafficking blackmail ring for the world's genocidal establishment monsters'? Or, is the truth still legal?
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Unintended consequences always kick you in the balls.
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
TIL the 2016 election was fought between two people who blew Bill Clinton.
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Like the villain in a horror film, Bill Clintons dick pops up when you least expect it.
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Took a photo of the Aurora in Melbourne.
Christmas Lights in Melbourne.
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
No one saw it coming.
Trump polishing Clintons cigar wasnt on my bingo card.
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Camt wait to see what south park does with this.
Big Beautiful Bill
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
The big beautiful Bill.
Donald Trump and Monica Lewinsky have something in common...
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Now we know why Hillary hates Trump so much 🤭
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Saint Ridicolas
All I want for Christmas is for Santa to stop watching Fox News.
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Detritus Books @detritusbooks.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Poor people aren't hurting you, capitalists are.
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I dont wiah harmon anyone but I hope Dick Cheney takes Trump hunting.
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
You can just post "hes an idiot" and 90% of the world will know who youre talking about.
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
The Earth is trapped in a giant void shaped like a chicken. We are just waiting to get laid.
Earth may be trapped in a giant void in space say scientists.
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Poodles are big dogs used for hunting.
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Good Morning
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Billionaires only want humans to move to Mars so they can make them pay a subscription for oxygen.
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Fascists look better hanging upside down.
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
The crime rate goes down if you legalize crime.
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
How many bodies will be buried under the Epstein Ballroom?
The east wing of the white house has been demolished.
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Why does a man with such a small dick need more ball room.
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Sell it on ebay lol
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Kindness is the new punk.
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
A total badass in New York.
Flipping off a law enforcement officer, including an ICE agent, is generally considered a form of constitutionally protected symbolic speech under the First Amendment. Courts have repeatedly ruled that this gesture alone does not provide a basis for a lawful stop or arrest.
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
A photo of the US constitution:
Demolition Man
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Maga supporters once Trump is out of power.
Maga voters dissapearing slowly into a bush like homer simpson.
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Why does a man with such a tiny penis need so much ball room?
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Its funny when youre at a protest on a weekend and someone tells you to "get a job" Im sorry youre forced to work on weekends. Maybe join a Union?
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
You just know it has to be eating Trumps ego that his inaugurations dont draw such large crowds as "antifa" rallies or even Obama's inauguration.
Trumps inauguration in 2017 was smaller than Obamas crowds.
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Exodus 8:2-6 "But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Hark, Speaker Mike Johnson! Looking at all the many, many pics of the enormous, joyous “No Kings” rallies throughout the United States today, I am struck by what lovely weather your Lord and Savior provided. Apparently, God is a fan of, as you claimed, "America-hating Antifa terrorists." Glory!
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Block Party!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
The reason they're coming after this place is because they can't control the people on it and it drives them nuts.
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Kernighan says FREE LINK @kernighan.myatproto.social · 18/10/2025
There are a few blocklists going around, here's one: bsky.app/profile/eva....
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Thanks!
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Report them all.
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Reported for promoting violence.
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Wait till they find out how the Spartans trained their warriors to be manly men lol.
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Cant make fetch happen 🤭
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Honestly the Trump administration is one of the best ways to find out about LGBT+ shows and movies that I would have otherwise not heard of. variety.com/2025/tv/news...
variety.com
Trump’s Pentagon Slams Netflix’s Gay Military Drama ‘Boots’ as ‘Woke Garbage’: ‘The U.S. Military Is Getting Back to Restoring the Warrior Ethos’
The Pentagon called Netflix's gay military drama 'Boots' 'woke garbage.'
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Another DUI hire.
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Donald Trump: "Why is Gary Busey always following me around?"
Eric "Busey" Trump and Donald
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Finding out as an adult that what we were told in the third grade, that "anybody can grow up to become President", isn't the great news we thought it was.
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
The private details of Australia's top politicians including Albos personal mobile number have been exposed in a data breach. How could anyone trust them to keep our data safe when they cant even keep their own safe?
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Delete tiktok if you havent already.
Barron Trump tipped for top tiktok job.
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
I don't care if Bill Nye, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Frizzle, Bluey's whole family, and Pedro Pascal are on the list. I. Want. To. See. The. List!
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Give me ribberty or give me death.
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Its really hard to arrest a naked man covered in baby oil.
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Random Acts Of Dave @davehollis.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
When someone asks you "what is a woman?" this is the only answer you need to give:
your mom
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