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Davey Jones

@davefarthing.bsky.social
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Liberal Maineah. Politics, programming, M:TG, crosswords. Not yet replaced by AI. Don't self-deport, fellow snowflake. Make them pry the Impossible Burger from your cold, dead hands. America's always been crazy, and it's been through worse.

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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Just saying, listen to yourself, man! We're supposed to be the party of education, empathy, and rational fucking thought. Do you really believe that Israeli soccer moms are vile little Islamaphobes while their counterparts in Palestine send loving thoughts across the border? They're all victims dude
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It's fucked up that hatred of Israel is now table stakes for the American left. Say otherwise and you're a bloodthirsty Zionist. It's a genocide, and also? Most Israelis are just trying to survive. Kind of like most Americans! I like to think the world can separate us from Trump and ICE.
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I was with them until Will and Francesca started hating on Israelis. Not Bibi or the IDF, but the citizens! Saying Israeli mothers are more hateful than Palestinian mothers. Or calling the right wing mob that murderered a moderate politician simply "Israelis". Wonder what Jan 6 makes us!
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Frannie is the next Sarah Silverman!
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I'm in Maine and I see the fury wherever I go. We were with GP right up until the rape allegations--THAT'S how much we hate Susan Collins
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Fucking can't wait to retire this snake in November. Platner or no Platner, Mainers are pissed and I still think she will lose.
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Love this series, keep on hittin'!
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Thank you for dragging ass across his grave! If I read one more delusional hagiography I'm gonna lose my goddamned mind
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
To anyone wondering why we didn't have better choices: Remember in 2016 when all the Dems were afraid to run against Hillary, so the only viable alternative was Bernie? It was like that, except Janet Mills was Hillary and instead of Bernie we got a marine vet who turned out to be a sex pest
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Yup that's about right. Maine voter here. We were with him right up until the rape allegations. That's how much we hate Susan Collins.
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Looking forward to this week's Hysteria; hope you let him have it. I'm a Maine voter who wanted to believe he was a real alternative to the pushovers in the Schumer wing. It's funny because we had like 6 good governor candidates but everyone was afraid to challenge Mills for Senate. Real 2016 vibes.
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Oranje boi 🧡
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Is that even real. Too cute to not be AI/robot
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Tortitude! 🖤🤎💛
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Cannot possibly be real 🥺
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
^would have us believe. I can do to a grammar really I can.
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Politics is much less rational than the wonks would have us to believe. It's about symbols, feelings, and above all rizz. An otherwise intelligent person will vote for a dumbass whose vibe they like. I wonder if this is how health nuts look at people who eat junk food that's Obviously Horrible.
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Grey softies are the best 🩶
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Please please do Abundance next
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
"Huh?" ... "Well, back to the old grind"
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I'm thinking of a new secret agent show. He has many girlfriends but it's also tech savvy, like he follows the baddies' posts and figures out their schemes.
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I get it; a check's a check.
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Dave's Daguerreotypes: Our Diarrhea Lasts Forever™️
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Especially on this platform, Democrats are our own worst enemies. Every scary development is the end of the fucking world, and evidence that we've FAILED as a species. SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Seeing a lot of "the Supreme Court decision is the DEATH KNELL of democracy!" YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. I'm not giving up until voting is no longer possible. Stop giving these fascist fucksticks what they want by claiming they've already won! What the fuck is wrong with you?
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I'm seeing a lot of "that's it, democracy is over." Stop.There's a big difference between saying "this is horrible and extremely dangerous" versus "we might as well give up." I will not quit until an election is cancelled. They got rid of Orban, we can oust Dumpster. I know hope is passe on here.
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Thank you for your service, Janet Mills! You did the right thing in stepping down. Go be with your family, travel the world... you know, normal stuff. Now we can focus fire on Collins and knock her the fuck out.
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
He makes diaper doodies all day, and his staff have to sit in the stench and pretend to like it. Some things never change. That's the job. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_o...
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Groom of the Stool - Wikipedia
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
T-shirt when?
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
We're building AI data centers when we should be building smart-dog breeding centers
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I really wish Zohran could run for prez. The rizz comes off him in waves
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Some may even be bots or trolls from Russia, tbh
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I think they thought they could squash him quickly. It clearly backfired, as all the problematic findings ended up humanizing Platner. Unlike vetoing data center bans, getting a dumb tattoo is relatable.
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I guess the biggest irony for me with all this, is that liberals are supposed to be open and fair minded. BlueSky, with this Maine race, has shown me the "woke mob" does in fact exist, and it's insufferable. It's this obsession with a purity that doesn't exist in political reality.
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Seconded on the South. Most recently the TX primary comes to mind. I love Jasmine Crockett, it looked like an obvious choice to me, but they chose Talarico and I had never heard of him. They might know something I don't. Rather than disparage them I was like, "ok Texas, prove me wrong."
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Love the coinage "Mainesplainers", internal rhyme and so accurate. Seeing it mostly around the Senate race. Even people I read and respect have decided Platner is some kind of sleeper agent for Hydra. It's ridiculous.
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I'm seeing Platner signs all over the state--in city and countryside alike. Graham is going to win in a landslide. I don't think it will be close. It's inspiring and heartening, after decades of Susan the cynical snake, to see voters believe in someone again
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
And ironically, based on all the cries of "Nazi", BlueSky users are just as easily manipulated as Fox News viewersl! They swallow the caricature without doing any research. Glad most of them don't live in Maine.
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
If I see that fucking YouTube ad one more time. "SOOOSAN CALLINS..." 😵🔫
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
You don't know what you're talking about. Fetterman had a stroke that completely changed his personality.
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
"No! Stick to your diet."
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
"Kiiiiiiittyyy!!" 😻🫲
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I hate it too. Wouldn't it be nice if we had an ethical court that didn't just shrug and hand it back to the states? That said, not sure Dems have a better option than to fight fire with fire.
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Looking forward to electing a progressive Senator for Maine. Once he's in office, championing liberal values alongside Bernie and Liz, all the idiots who hate-followed him to yell "Nazi" in every thread will sulk quietly--and the world will move on.
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I'm not sure how one could gargle more balls than Karoline Leavitt, other than by drinking boba tea and having an allergic reaction
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Thank you for braving the mob to write an honest and insightful piece. Speaking as a Mainer, you nailed it.
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Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Yeah, he's an asshole. But at least he isn't into genocide. We don't get to have nice things in Maine, but we can do better than either Collins or a Schumer-anointed octogenarian who won't stand up to oligarchs. He's likely to win both primary and general in a landslide.
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