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@daveedofthedead.bsky.social
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a rock 'n' rollin' bitch for you film 🎬, football ⚽/🏈, high strangeness 🫈🛸 high in the desert

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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
al pacino, hands held up indicating a huge size, eyes wide open nearly bulging out, right before he yells “great ass!”
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
ayyyyye, first game of the season and i already get to break this out lol
comic of two women talking

first woman is standing with her arms crossed with a happy expression on her face. she is saying nothing. 

second woman is standing with her arms in her pockets, facing the first. she says “i'm okay.”

the second woman has swords, knives, arrows, axes stabbed into her back, each one accompanied with text. 

texts read: 
“my sports team is bad”
“my team isn't good”
“they're gonna fold the franchise”
“sports team i like is bad”
“i derive no enjoyment from watching my team play on account of how bad they are”
“they aren't good”
“the team i am rooting for is not good at playing the sport i enjoy watching”
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
what's your favorite bible verse? wrong answers only. wednesday's mood. well an everyday mood, honestly
instagram post from wizardofbarge

three panel comic
top half is two panels

first panel:
bald, green goblin, with pointy ears against a pink background. goblin has two dots for eyes and a “u” smile. text reads: sometimes happy

second panel:
exact same goblin except for an “upside down u” frown. text reads: sometimes sad

third panel:
the goblin has its head turned up, mouth wide open showing pointed teeth, drool dripping down its chin. the goblin's hands are raised. sweat seems to drip down the goblin's torso. text reads: ALWAYS HORNY!!
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
at one point my instagram account was just guild cinema marquees
photo of the guild cinema's marquee

reads:
happy holidays! 
blade runner 3:30 8:30
the city of lost children 6pm
double featurea photo of the guild cinema's marquee

reads:
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nick cave 20000 days on earth 8:30 only

the guild is lit up in blue neona photo of the guild cinema's marquee

reads:
1922 nosferatu 7pm
invincible czars live score!
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
one last thing, there was a market a block down from the library i picked up this little creature . . . . ok, one last, last thing, they were roasting green chile at the market, and goddamn, the park was smelling sooooooooo good
a little indigo blue ceramic figurine of a serpent/ram/dragon chimera

it's resting on the cover of a wildflowers field guide, a picture of purple and orange flowers underneath the figurine's feet

it is set against a light blue wall
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
50 hikes is filled with detailed info and maps, looks to be a really good resource, would love to hike all 50 if i see a field guide, i'm gonna buy a field guide very excited to get into acid west and the night country (cc @aundriaparker.bsky.social)
four books
top left: 50 hikes in new mexico by harry evans
top right: acid west essays by joshua wheeler
bottom left: patterson field guide to southwestern and texas wildflowers
bottom right: the night country by loren eiseley
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
a poorly edited meme of the no pain in this room club guy

first panel: a man being interviewed in a club by a reporter

text reads:
the library is bumping
the prices look good
the books are flowing

second panel: a closer shot of the man being interviewed

text reads:
there is much pain in the world but not in this room
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
original tweet: a second muppet has hit manhattan

quote tweet: an image of kermit the frog close to fozzie bear's right ear, fozzie has a look of shock in his eyes, the image as a whole had an uncanny resemblance to that image of george w bush being told about 9/11nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early

astronaut: moon's haunted

nasa employee: what?

astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's hauntedmy neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so i asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new cat afterwards so i said it sounds like he's just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started cryingbefore i take a shower: i hate it in there, the wet world is a bad place

while in the shower: i remember now that this is a good place, it is the dry world that is the enemy
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
the friends of the abq public library are having a sci-fi/fantasy/horror book sale tomorrow and i have been looking forward to this all week very very very excited best part? all sales go to the albuquerque public libraries
screenshot of an instagram story post from friends of the abq library

photo of a room full of tables of books, cds, and dvds, people browse the tables

semi transparent green graphic over the picture
text on graphic reads:

science fiction & fantasy

book & media sale

saturday august 8th

*science fiction looking horizontal line graphic*

main library
501 copper nw

10 am - 4 pm

books - dvds - cds
puzzles - art - more

*what was a gif in the story: tomorrow in white font on a yellow rectangle*
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
this is a good one, but imo this is the best lotr meme
four panel lord of the rings meme

first panel: gandalf whistles

second panel: a meadow with a volvo sedan photoshopped in

third panel: legolas standing in from of aragon and a horse. text reads: that is a volvo sedan, unless my eyes are cheated by some spell

fourth panel: overlooking gandalf's shoulder, the volvo sedan is off in the distance. text reads: the 200 series is the lord of all volvos, and has been my friend through many dangers
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
val turned 1 year old yesterday, love this little pup so much those last pictures... she was so little 😭🤣
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
lol we are so desperate for rain that even the local news is going “can we hope for rain? 🤷🏽”
phone notification

kob 4 • 30m
weather
could this be the day new mexico really gets the monsoon rain?
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
well shit, i actually watched some movies the past couple days
recent activity

four movie posters in order:

the bride!
freaky tales
backrooms
lee cronin's the mummy
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
one more
title card for the canadian YA sci-fi series Strange Days at Blake Holsey High

description: lofi image of a hallway
“strange days” is in a creepy font
“at Blake Holsey High” is in a standard looking font
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
name a tv show you're positive no one remembers but you
promo for jericho season one

skeet ulrich is leaning out the window of a car looking at something behind the car, completely unaware of the mushroom cloud ahead
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
text reads:

all robots & computers must shut the hell up

pictures of the head of siren head, a computer from the 90s, and four atms of various designs, all with a prohibited symbol (red circle and slash) over top

text continues:

to all machines: you do not speak unless spoken to

and i will never speak to you

i do not want to hear “thank you” from a kiosk

i am a divine being : you are an object

you have no right to speak in my holy tongue
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
sir... this is a burger king...
a burger king style logo of rutger hauer's “tears in the rain” monologue

red lettering in between two buns reads:
“i've seen things you people wouldn't believe. attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. i watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate.”

white lettering above a picture of a whopper reads: 
“all those moments lost in time. like tears in the rain. time to die.”
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
yelling “shut the fuck up” and turning red like PSH
corporate speak bullshit from the pac12 about their new logo

reads:

THE CRESTING WAVE / THE FORCE
unrepeatable. never ending.
born beyond the visible horizon.
arriving now - at full force, perfect form,
complete expression. continuous movement.
the wave that hesitates does not ride. 
we do not hesitate.

THE STRUCTURE OF TWELVE / THE PROMISE
twelve marks to denote our eras.
with room for more. 
we are known as the “pac-12” - and as it was at king arthur's table, and open seats are commitments, held deliberately, aimed with intention, ready for the next most worthy to step up and help carry the vision.Philip Seymour Hoffman on the phone, red with rage, holding his hand up in a stop motionPhilip Seymour Hoffman again, angry on the phonePhilip Seymour Hoffman telling into the phone, still very red
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
how i feel every time a new corporate speak logo explainer drops
from the movie “waiting...”

a waitress turns away from a dish pit mid tantrum

subtitles read:

“fucking psychobabble-bullshit asshole!”
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
espn decided that bayer leverkusen didn't win the bundesliga last year
push notification from espn

reads:

*trophy emoji* champions again! 
bayern munich win 13th straight bundesliga title and record-extending 35th in club history
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
this is giving “surf dracula” vibes
screenshot of a tweet from @ topherflorence

back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale

12:33 pm 07 oct 21
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
“i know it's in texas, probably in the uk, that says: fool me once, shame on... shame on you. fool me... can't get fooled again.”
the prime minister of the uk talking behind a podium, in front of some flags

text on the screen reads: “there's a famous slogan in the united kingdom”

the words are very similar to what baby bush said before his “can't get fooled again” quote
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
also for these two little dudes
diego, a little white, long haired chihuahua, giving a funny looking smile over his shoulder while lounging on the couchpeanut, an orangish-brown chihuahua, laying on his back, on a blue blanket, giving a toothy smile
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
both have been home for about two months they were quarantined from each other for a few weeks cricket is from a friend of a friend that had a litter of puppies (as bob barker said, spay and neuter your pets people) val is a shelter rescue they're on the fast track to best friends
cricket and val, two little dogs, laying together in a ying yang position on a white pillow, but since they're both mostly black it's a little hard to tell them apart
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
that said, these two have been doing a lot of heavy lifting in bringing joy during these times introducing: cricket & val
cricket, a little black dog, laying in the sun on a dog bed

she has her mouth open wide showing off her giant tonguecricket, a little black dog, laying on a red, white, and black blanket, with a pink chew bone in front of her paws

photo was taken with her in motion, so her mouth is open in mid yawn or chomp

she looks like a little criptidval, a little black and brown dog, she has little brown rottweiler-like eyebrows

she's comfy on a white blanket decorated with pumpkinsval, a little black and brown dog, laying in the sun on a dog bed

she's wearing a green harness with pink floral designs
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
if you see this, post a concert pic you took
sufjan stevens with a spotlight shining down on him
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
josé mourinho in a post game interview saying, “i prefer not to speak. if i speak, i am in big trouble.”
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
PHI LAC TB CIN IND LV ARI NYJ WAS JAX DEN SEA DET LAR BAL CHI
screenshot from gta

aw shit, here we go again meme
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
illustration of two women in conversation

one is saying “i'm okay” while being stabbed in the back with variations of “my sports team is bad” attached to each weapon
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
a site about a memory-wiped government agent who comes for revenge? You mean...
screenshot about from The Bourne Ultimatum

it's the “jesus christ, that's jason bourne”

except the text now reads: 
“jesus christ, that's jason bournehub”
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
me getting ready for sleep every night
screenshot from LIVE AT THE NECROPOLIS: LORDS OF SYNTH

xangelix is at the top of some stairs, in a half crouched position, blowing into a conch

a small inset screen, at the bottom right side of the picture, shows commentators, edgar tangram (left, polyharmonics expert) and zedd centauri (right, octave collector)screenshot from LIVE AT THE NECROPOLIS: LORDS OF SYNTH

xangelix, seen from chest up, is raising his conch to heavens, continuing to blow

a small inset screen, at the bottom right side of the picture, shows commentators, edgar tangram (left, polyharmonics expert) and zedd centauri (right, octave collector)
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
thank you all for your kind words
a portrait of beans, a little yorkie, in a pink sweater, giving a toothless smilebeans asleep on my chestbeans with her hair disheveled, wondering 'what year is it?'beans, standing on a dog bed, in her pink sweater
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
big personality in a little dog ❤️
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
me and beanie both pierced with metal and tongues out
me and beanie

shortly after her stitches, you can see them at the top of her head

she has a plush blue ring around her neck and is wearing a pink sweater

suns out, so tongue is outbeans had already “died” in my mind once before.

when we found her we took her to a vet to see if she was chipped. she was, but was told there was no info. so we take her home to figure out what to do and she settles right in. she had made her own decision, she was home.

couple months later she and willie (rip black dog) get in a squabble over food. little toothless ended up with a wound on her head that required stitches. back to the vet.

this time they said there was info on the chip and had to contact her owners. owners said they were going to pick her up, we covered the very bill as a kindness. i was devastated.

i cried as if she died. she was dead to me, never again would i see this little dog that changed my world.

well, two days go by and her original people never coming to get her. THEY LEFT HER THERE FOR TWO FUCKING DAYS

vet office calls and said we can take her, we paid the bill after all. so she came home and gave us so much love and joy in her final old years. 

i thought that my tears years ago would've been enough for when she finally died. 

i was wrong.
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
i loved you i will always love you i am less without you i am whole having known you
beans, a little yorkie, walking in the grassbeans standing in a bed, looking right at the camera

think this is one of my first pictures of herbeans sitting on my chest 

tongue out as alwaysbeans in a dog bed enjoying the sunshine
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Beans passed away yesterday my heart is struggling 💔
little yorkie, named beans

she's staring at the camera, her hair a mess (we called it her tina turner style), her nose is crooked, and her little tongue is sticking outbeans laying on a bed of blankets

she's looking at the camera, wearing a green sweater
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
post your lock screen surprise, a dog
a tiny brown dog standing in a grass field with blue skies behind

her hair is wild, in a style similar to tin turner

she is blind, her eyes are clouded grey
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
draw me like one of your french doggies
little brown chihuahua with his belly exposed and front paws curled inward, patiently awaiting belly rubs with a goofy smile on his face
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
post the most recent pic of your pet
a little white dog resting in a bed
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
behind the ear ufo abduction 🛸👽 (apologies for the ear closeup lol 🤷🏽)
a photo of a tattoo behind my ear

my hair is in a bun and my hand is pulling my earlobe forward, revealing the tattoo, a little bigger than a quarter

it is a saucer-shape ufo with a beam shooting downward. a little stick figure is inside the beama closer view of the ufo tattoo

it is kind of a shitty, blurry photo with not much detail revealed, befitting of a ufo photo

the stick figure is clearer in this picture though

(also featured: a close up of my ear)
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
from the garden bees 'n' sunflowers
a photo of a gorgeous yellow sunflower

two bees rest in the middle, one at “12 o'clock” and the other at “3 o'clock”same sunflower and bees as the first picture, just from a different anglesame sunflower, but from a later time

three bees this time
one at “10 o'clock”
one at roughly “six o'clock”
and one almost in the center of the flower, this bee has two legs covered in pollen, looking like a pair of yellow saddlebags
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
tweet that reads:

[mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a [EDIT] paraglider buggy [END EDIT] into power lines]

me: is that good
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
i don't know how many drunk/stoned videos i've taken of bugs set to that theme one of my greatest little amusements
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
same as it ever was
two screenshots from DAZED AND CONFUSED

both show a high school teacher standing at the front of the class, addressing students as they leave

text in the top screenshot reads:

“(bell rings) hey guys. one more thing. this summer when you're being inundated with all this american bicentennial fourth of july brouhaha...”

text in the bottom screenshot reads:

“don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave owning, aristocratic white males didn't want to pay their taxes.”
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
two modern day dinos on the hunt love when the roadies come around
two roadrunners on the roof of a house

standing nearly back to back, one facing left, the other right, their tail feathers crossing to make an x

the sky is cloudy gray
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
some lyrics from the song “pepper” by the butthole surfers
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
solid run
screenshot of my recent activity on letterboxd

four movie posters with star ratings below

dangerous animals (4)
28 weeks later (4.5)
friendship (4)
clown in a cornfield (4)
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
i ain't reading all that meme

three text message bubbles read:
“i ain't reading all that”
“i'm happy for u tho”
“or sorry that happened”
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
four films you love beginning with “r”
poster for the rocky horror picture showposter for rawposter for the raidposter for rififi
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daveed @daveedofthedead.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
last four watched on letterboxd highs, lows, and everything inbetween
screenshot of my recent activity on letterboxd

four movie posters with star ratings underneath

drop (3)
enter nowhere (2.5)
sinners (5)
camp hell (1)

ratings are heavily vibes based
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