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73 years old and dead Dave @dave-schulze.dev · 14/10/2026

Ahhh I love mochi! Here is Cream Cheese (or Creamy for short)!

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73 years old and dead Dave @dave-schulze.dev · 03/10/2026

You know you’ve made it when conservatives are running attack ads saying you’re more “extreme” than dems lololol ✊ @chriswarcraft.bsky.social

Conservative mailing ad saying Chris Kluwe is too extreme for CA.

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73 years old and dead Dave @dave-schulze.dev · 02/08/2026

Great looking pond!!! Any fish in there? Here’s mine. The bottom pond has some medaka 😀 (Japanese rice fish). Alt text has the plant types if interested

Outdoor patio ponds with water hyacinth, bacopa, and dwarf papyrus on stone/wood risers

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73 years old and dead Dave @dave-schulze.dev · 23/12/2025

@jonjagger.bsky.social thought you might like my early Xmas present from my partner! (Thank you carbot animations!)

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73 years old and dead Dave @dave-schulze.dev · 07/09/2025

I think a lot of the problem is this too. They just want to hide the conservatism behind being cool with pot and sex workers

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73 years old and dead Dave @dave-schulze.dev · 23/08/2025

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you? (oh… oh no…)

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73 years old and dead Dave @dave-schulze.dev · 09/08/2025

The horses also make a running scene! It’s a very cool gimmick. My partner bought me a thing to keep them all as I finish bottles!

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73 years old and dead Dave @dave-schulze.dev · 02/08/2025

Senor Beaverati says happy bday! (Even though when asked, Ale said “hell no”)

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73 years old and dead Dave @dave-schulze.dev · 14/05/2025

Quote post this with a picture of the aircraft you’ll accept as a bribe

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73 years old and dead Dave @dave-schulze.dev · 03/05/2025

Advertise your account with a Simpsons image

Scene from Simpsons episode where a nerd with a shirt that reads genius at work is smugly complaining about/ pointing out a minor inconsistency in a children’s cartoon

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73 years old and dead Dave @dave-schulze.dev · 06/04/2025

Goodbye my special girl. You joined us during and survived the Burning Crusade, eight more expansions, our first apartment together, two more apartments then our dream home, us getting married and more. I will never forget you.

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73 years old and dead Dave @dave-schulze.dev · 20/02/2025

That’s cool, a whole website dedicated to this beefcake

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73 years old and dead Dave @dave-schulze.dev · 25/12/2024

“You will be visited by three spirits.” The spirits:

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73 years old and dead Dave @dave-schulze.dev · 30/11/2024

Reminds me of this gem (based off writer Ian Maxtone Graham)

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73 years old and dead Dave @dave-schulze.dev · 18/11/2024

Ahh! So many cool new followers from the frogpants community. If I missed a follow back please hit me up!! I don’t post a lot but maybe more now that… you know. I mostly talk in Simpsons and about video games. I’m also a professional software engineer — lmk if you have questions about the field!

Meme with Homer climbing through a window into Ned’s house, with the caption “me joining any random conservation I hear about the Simpsons”

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73 years old and dead Dave @dave-schulze.dev · 17/09/2024

Took me an embarrassing amount of time to figure this out but I had to kill and relaunch the app after updating earlier today to get the :tada: at the top of my feeds.

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73 years old and dead Dave @dave-schulze.dev · 29/01/2024

I’m not sure who this is for, but a Wheel of time / Simpsons meme mashup has been going on between my brother and I for some time, and this was one of our best

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73 years old and dead Dave @dave-schulze.dev · 11/08/2023

Feel better superfriend! I had a gnarly bout of food poisoning last week which had me laid up a few days. Here’s something to brighten your mood!!

Meme with Bart asking why nothing happens to Milhouse but Milhouse is clearly very ill

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73 years old and dead Dave @dave-schulze.dev · 28/07/2023

Hmm, sure I’ll bite. Curious what services Juh-construction, Juh-lectric and Juh-eezus could entail…

Side of a van with a single letter spanning the beginning of three other words, but only replacing the beginning letter of one word in proper English

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73 years old and dead Dave @dave-schulze.dev · 12/07/2023

Materials: galvanized wire rope (100ft but only needed about 30ft, 150lb), screw eye hooks X6 (1/4in, 120lb), rope clip X6 and thimbles X12 (3/32in, 1/8in), carabiners / quick link X6 (1/8in) Cost: $40 Effort: measuring, crafting, hanging ~3 hours Bonus cat pic since “catio” (an enclosed atrium)

Cats enjoying atrium with three plants hung on new line

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73 years old and dead Dave @dave-schulze.dev · 12/07/2023

Phase 2 of project: catio greenhouse complete. Hung garden lines that I fashioned myself, each at different heights for sun angle. Proud of this work! See reply for cost, effort and more pics #DIY #homeImprovement #gardening

Hardware for wire wire rope ends before crafting

Three hanging plants demonstrating wire strength and end goal

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73 years old and dead Dave @dave-schulze.dev · 09/07/2023

This is Cheesecake and Trader Joe’s JoJo Sandwich Cookies (or JoJo for short 😂), siblings. hope those names give you good vibes 💪

Two cats, one white with brown tips and one tuxedo

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73 years old and dead Dave @dave-schulze.dev · 05/07/2023

Watching Summer of 4’2 (as is tradition on July 4th) “You don’t control the birds now, but someday” “You got the dud!” “Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it” “Sweet, merciful crap, my car!” #theSimpsons #retrospecticus #looksLikeBlossom

Homers car covered in seashells which are being attacked by seagulls

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73 years old and dead Dave @dave-schulze.dev · 04/07/2023

Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals

Scene of the “superfriends” from the Simpsons episode “Barts comet”

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73 years old and dead Dave @dave-schulze.dev · 02/07/2023

Project: “depressed because recycling ends up in landfills” stage 1 complete. That’s two strawberries and a basil! Sort of apocalyptically beautiful innit? (1 gal bottles cut about half way, cotton cloth — old tshirt — wick thru upper half / cap for self watering. Lift to refill when necessary)

Three hanging recycled water bottles fashioned into self watering plant containers

Three hanging recycled water bottles fashioned into self watering plant containers (diff angle)

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