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Davidman

@dav1dman.bsky.social
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Generic pleb.

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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Think it’s time to bin the Solomon coaster.
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Justice for Paddy’s shirt sleeve.
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is Rachubka levels.
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I think we’re a Trafford injury away from a very difficult season here.
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Barco looks like he smells like a toddler who shit themselves 2 hours ago.
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’m not having that as offside
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’m wrong sometimes* *a lot
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
There’s a weird ironic symmetry with this Gnonto/no replacement situation. Having only got him through a catastrophe of deadline day errors after letting James go to Fulham.
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Mudryk to Spurs now 🤣. Not that I wanted him but what a clusterfuck of an end to this transfer window. Again.
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Head shape bingo: Tarik = triangle Jaka = square Bloke in the background = fuck knows
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Very good Davis. I’d have him back, you know.
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Brentford are going to be interesting to watch this season. I can see them blowing some teams away early on, but the caveat is there’s no way they can play with that intensity for 90mins, let alone all season. They dropped off considerably after about an hour. Top 5 until Jan, then a monumental drop
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
End of this transfer window feels a bit “don’t go to bed just yet”.
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Unacceptable
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Good win. Thought we were largely absolute shite, but we probably lose that a year ago.
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A bit annoyed with Wilson for that. Seems a bit too desperate to score. DCL right behind him and totally onside. You get the feeling he’d have left it for DCL if that were in a few games time and he’d had a goal or two.
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
That was fun, but Hull should now be kicked out of the league for the mauled by the tigers thing. That shit belongs in a nursery.
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Michael Carrick, has turned this football club round.
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Either Popey is full of shit or the no dickheads rule at Leeds is firmly out of the window. Mudryk? 😂🤦🏻‍♂️
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
How does Barnowl have a good season in the PL and go down in value?
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My main takeaway from the LUFC new ticketing policy: They’re punishing financially insecure/people with unfortunate circumstances & rewarding the well off. 11 games last season. So if you had a tough year financially, health issues, family care issues etc, the club severs its loyalty. Utter twats
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Literally the worst possible draw available. Sake.
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Performance related contract. What an absolute morn this fella was. I wonder how his career would’ve panned out had he not jumped at the first opportunity to avoid playing for us in the championship.
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If Argentina win this World Cup, I think we can all agree that it doesn’t count.
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
We’re entering “dubious penalty to Argentina” time soon. If they can get into Spain’s box.
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Absolutely asking for muscle injuries with this 30 minute break. With any luck it backfires on FIFA and Messi immediately snaps his hamstring
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Considering how much Infantino and FIFA love cold hard cash, they could’ve saved themselves a fortune by avoiding all this bullshit.
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I don’t know what’s more sickening. The bullshit gaudy pre match entertainment nonsense, seeing that bunch of dirty cheating fucks take the pitch, or knowing that the bunch of dirty cheating fucks will almost certainly be gifted the game because FIFA think the World Cup winner is for them to decide.
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A brief hop onto the Nazi hellscape to see if there’s any LUFC news bubbling. Inside 1 minute: a porn bot gyrating on my screen, a video of a poor man falling to his death & a video claiming Messi as the goat… because of how he discards his water bottles. All accounts I don’t follow. No LUFC news.
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Gareth Tuchel.
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Already seen some “he saved the club” takes on Facebook. The only thanks we can give him is that in an alternate reality where he never existed, we may never have experienced the Bielsa years, because we’d have been back in the premier league long before it ever happened.
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Not having that as a pen in the first place. Tagliafico makes no attempt to actually get to the ball. Throws himself into the defender knowing if he goes down he gets a pen.
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
My main takeaway from Trump being allowed to alter fifa’s rules mid competition is that Infantino must also be in the Epstein files. Pedo knows pedo.
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
A madness
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Like I said, he’s forgotten more than I ever known 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Obviously Koeman has forgotten more than I’ve ever known about football tactics, but playing Summerville on the right feels very daft.
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The Swiss manager deserves that. Left his best player in the bench.
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Generationally good!
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Aside from that being the funniest way to win a game and being able to ruin Brighton’s Champions League dream, what made it even better was the commentators on my stream bleating on about how good Brighton are for the entire game. Bey they were as gutted as Brighton.
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Newcastle not reading off the operation relegate spurs script here. Pricks.
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The reframing of Monday’s game to Spurs being hard done by, despite what actually went on is exactly why they need to fuck off the the Championship. The entitlement.
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Boooooooo
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
That was a red. He swung his arm at him.
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Really hope we win big tonight. Spurs love in with the footy press is nauseating. I’m not buying they’ve turned a corner; narrowly beat Wolves & were gifted 3 points by a shameless Villa. Hopefully given them a sense of arrogance & they’ll think they can walk it, which will play right into our hands
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Unbelievable relieved.
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
🎉
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Arsenal don’t deserve to win the league playing like this. Bottle job shits.
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
This game is feeling very 31 shots with none of them going in
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I see the Chelsea players have decided they don’t like their manager again.
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Davidman @dav1dman.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Honestly, Villa need sanctioning for this. Brings the integrity of the whole league into question. West Ham need to be going to the PL to complain. They’ve been completely fucked over. Really hope Bournemouth nick that last CL spot now. And hope Forest smash Villa in the semi.
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