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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 15h

DMC fans reaching critical levels of needing a new game... Holy shit man

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 20h

I think more games should just let you Spark Mandrill bad bosses tbh

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

There is a version of Mari Shimazaki that Bayonetta fans made up in their heads that's quite the non-descript character. She geeks out over Precure every week, has done so for years, but somehow she wasn't into doing Magical Girl Bayonetta (who has been one since 2009). Yeah. Right. Crazy folks.

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Iwamoto X is just... Perfection. It's just that intensity in the expressions that was all over Kaji's early X work, that sadly got toned down when SENSEI took over around X4 (although I fuck stuff the comically huge legs/boots), ramped up to the Nth degree. No restraint, all excess.

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Vei, como assim???? Eu só queria um Sigma pra posar com o X da MDLX mas puta que me pariu, não da.

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Since Mega Man X DiVE already made it a thing... what about bringing Iris -Another- from a different timeline purely to fuck with Zero for funsies? Or maybe some aliens if picking up immediately from X8's ending? The classic series is getting so much crazy shit added to it that X needs some too.

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Capcom, earlier this year: "We want to make DMC into a major IP for us." Fans: "Capcom doesn't care about DMC, they might as well kill it already." How did we get to this level of stupid?

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You'd think reality would crash down if humans understood how Ryu's tracking works because lol Half the difficulty in NG is just Ryu straight up refusing to work properly in terms of how you orient yourself in combat, which fucks with your ability to structure play, and then you just die sometimes.

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Maluco, vc abre a porra do noticiário no horário do almoço e TODO DIA tem o desgraçado do Flavio Bolsonaro entrando com ação no TSE por NADA. Eu sei que ele falar qualquer proposta real de campanha e projeto de governo é efetivamente suicídio pra base indecisa mas puta que pariu.

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Hmm... OG Resident Evil 4's Water Hall would probably get relentlessly trashed on if it came out in a modern game, wouldn't it?

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Did they just make The Witcher 3 Remastered look worse...?

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

X being on literal demon time in the Rockman X3 manga is such a funny, and cool, plot point.

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It's kinda crazy just how much map design quality nosedived after Kanto tbh I quite like Hoenn and Kalos but it's wild that Sinnoh and Kanto are on the same series at all.

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Ninja Gaiden 2 would've been 10x better as a game if every boss could be Spark Madrill'd tbh

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

What is up with Bayonetta 2, and it is specifically 2 for whatever reason, that bred that absolute worst part of the fanbase? I genuinely don't get it.

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Keeping AP gain so slow is one of the dumbest things in the FF7 Remake series. It was already horrible in the original why keep it like this?

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The moment Kamiya or Shimazaki isn't involved with it Cereza gets put into that horrible outfit. You really can't make this up.

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Here we go again... Now on PC. Doing No Suit Upgrades makes the game a lot more fun, even on Normal.

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Why is it so hard to find exact information on the Ninja Gaiden games and how they tick? Why is it that this fanbase seemingly hates documenting how their games work? The fact I can count the non-glitch instances of randomness in DMC and Bayo's whole series with one hand each but can barely find-

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Replaying Metroid Fusion in a Post-Other M world is so funny because it's just impossible to unsee that the roots of fuckery really were there all along.

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Still think about this clip sometimes.

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The idea that it's the job of the company that published the fighting game to foster a community, instead of just providing the platform and support for it via the game and updates, might be the most genuinely insane take I've seen from the US FGC. Whole thing might be cooked beyond salvation now.

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

They added an abandoned toll to Maverick Hunter X's Central Highway right before the car enemies begin to spawn, which will probably run over a new player when they are passing by the first time. Well played.

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Iwamoto's Rockman X manga is such a wonderfully cheesy read.

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Arjun dropping a 30% chip sequence on a game famous for not having chip damage is incredibly funny.

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ok Sonic Crossworlds, you got game.

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

O roteirista do Brasil e do caso Master ia ter todos os roteiros rejeitados por qualquer editor mequetrefe porque puta que pariu mano.

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Old man who grew up on arcades and massively shills ALttP/OoT saying he doesn't like Wind Waker is like the least surprising "discovery" ever made. Zelda fans never beating the allegations.

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Damn, replaying the Zero series and they really just murdered his character with the amnesia excuse.

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Seeing people shit on Metroid Zero Mission in the big 2026 just to praise the original is rough man. I like it but there is some seriously stupid shit in Metroid 1986 that's just straight up poorly thought or just an unfortunate consequence of the Famicon being the Famicon.

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I cannot remember the last time a JP Fighting Game director was this open, if ever, about the direction upcoming patches would take. Normally they would drop an ArcSys Patch and just like... randomly kill Star Lord and somehow buff Magik.

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

We are gonna get revisionism on fucking Ocarina of Time's combat and it's gonna produce the funniest takes of all time. I'm so ready lmao 🍿

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

You can see the Double Delete switching to Triple in real time lol Very easy to do on the Legacy Collection when grinding with a Buster Max but possible on cart too.

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Seeing people pretend FighterZ didn't have severe issues on its first 2 years of competitive life to shit on new games sure is funny. Year 2 with GT Goku was so abysmally awful it nearly killed the game. Current FGC is so completely disconnected from its history and games it's genuinely baffling.

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Trocando uma ideia com o cara da portaria aqui da empresa. O mano brochou TANTO com o Wolverine que comprou um Switch 2 na minha frente pelo celular na base do ódio puro. Chorando de rir pqp

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Video game music really peaked at Storm Eagle's theme huh...

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Onimusha WotS' combat being designed seemingly around mental stacking in a PVE game is a pretty interesting approach paired with its extremely rigid boss structure. It fits very well with the idea of a playable chanbara film too. Solid, well made, if a bit bloated, game.

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

True Issen is 8f on slow attacks, 2f on fast ones. Up the frame rate to 120 and it's now a just frame. Anything over that is a random just frame. Same exact bug 4SE Vergil had with his teleport Judgement Cut cancels in 2015. Doesn't matter if RE Engine or MT Framework, the Capcom jank is eternal.

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Issen window gets tighter as you up the framerate in Onimusha Way of the Sword. Oh man, we haven't had a Crapcom moment in a while, have we? Juuuuuuust in time...

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Can we get a Maverick Hunter X re-release... Please?

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Samus finished the trailer with a Rider Kick... 🧎

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Protoman's humongous nonsense with his shield making Rock's limp dick iframe dash look tame and restrained by comparison lmao

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I know why they made him like that but X's moveset is so lame in MVCI. Lacks excess. Every single special weapon from X1 til X4 should be usable at the same time. Armor of Light should be a repeatable and permanent install super that just keeps powering up his armor until the Fourth Armor.

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

On one hand, Zelda fans killing themselves over a game's art style (again). On the other hand, Street Fighter fans doing the game revisionism (again). What a lovely Tuesday.

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Why are X and Zero alongside Classic Mega Man in Fortnite instead of Bass and Protoman...

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DatSpardaUser @datspardauser.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Almost finished with Onimusha. They made Dawn of Dreams 2.

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