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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era]

@datslimegirl.circle9studios.com
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Nanite goo in human skin. Beepin' and boopin' to vgm, future funk, and outrun 38 🏳️‍⚧️ it|she|they Hungry on main, send foods 🍜

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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era] @datslimegirl.circle9studios.com · 1h
Maybe i should listen to the voices at 2am. What's the worst that could happen?
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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era] @datslimegirl.circle9studios.com · 10h
Ughhhhhh cramps fucked up the entirety of my plans for the day
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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era] @datslimegirl.circle9studios.com · 15h
Hunter and Service top were my predictions
Brat Tamer 100%
Safist 100%
Puppeteer 100%
Hunter 93%
Brat 93%
Service Top 75%
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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era] @datslimegirl.circle9studios.com · 15h
Not quite what I was expecting
BuildYourDynamic Archetype results
Your Archetype
The Tempest
Dominant
[brat Tamer] [Sadist]
You met resistance with force. The harder they push back, the more fun you have.

Your Partner
The Shapeshifter
Seitch
[Prey] [Brat Tamer]
You chase amdand you run. Predator and prry live in thr same body.
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 04/10/2026
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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era] @datslimegirl.circle9studios.com · 04/10/2026
It's fixable but I need to find my really fine tips
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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era] @datslimegirl.circle9studios.com · 04/10/2026
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh was replacing a mini usb connector with usb-c and accidentally ripped a couple traces fml
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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era] @datslimegirl.circle9studios.com · 03/10/2026
Things said by this gremlin
Charlotte the squirrelbutt busted frolicking in dirty laundry.
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 03/10/2026
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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era] @datslimegirl.circle9studios.com · 03/10/2026
Doing a lil better at this makeup shit
Your local catbread slimegirl heading out to a kink event.
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mouse girl sits in chaise and explains in a very blaise manner “ Yeah so basically I'm like a 100% binary trans girl but me and my gf have sex where we pretend to be boys but it's like we're
closeted gay boys so we have to take turns being girls cuz I mean,/ it's not gay if one of the
boys is pretending to be a girl, y'know? So we're like trans girls pretending to be boys pretending to be girls but the whole thing is just like, processing trauma or w/e. Also we're
sisters and brothers and i'm her daughter”

Freud frowns
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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era] @datslimegirl.circle9studios.com · 02/10/2026
But what about what I'm wearing?
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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era] @datslimegirl.circle9studios.com · 02/10/2026
Post your profile pic
Your local catbread slimegirl
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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era] @datslimegirl.circle9studios.com · 02/10/2026
Bwahahahhaaahahhaha
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JER (They/Them) @skatunenetwork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
SURPRISE! MORE SHOWS MOSTLY PLACES WE HAVEN’T PLAYED IN A WHILE, OR EVER!!! TICKETS ON SALE NOW SO GO GRAB YOURS!!! www.JER.band 🫡
Tour flyer. A picture of JER on stage reaching out into a crowd with a crowd surfer reaching toward JER. The image is fragmented into a 7 x 6 grid. red, blue, and yellow boxes cover the top 3x2 squares and the letters JER fill each box. In the bottom middle, 2 boxes says “fall” and in the bottom right, a red box says 2026

Underneath the image is a list of shows

11.3 - st Louis, MO - blueberry hill 
11.4 - Kansas City, MO - The Rino 
11.5 - Oklahoma City, OK - The Pet Shop
11.7 - Houston, TX - The End 
11.8 - San Antonio, TX - The Starlighter
11.9 - El Paso, TX - EP Underground 
11.10 - Albuquerque, NM - Black Wall Gallery 
11.23 - Columbus, OH - Ace of Cups

Text at the bottom reads All shows All Ages. tickets at www.JER.band
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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era] @datslimegirl.circle9studios.com · 02/10/2026
Try estrogen
That's not JonTronYour local catbread slimegirl
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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era] @datslimegirl.circle9studios.com · 02/10/2026
E hit my trainer like a truck
Your local catbread slimegirl's trainer in Legends Z-A.
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Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGhoul @marzgurl.com · 01/10/2026
An edit of a game announcement during a Nintendo Direct with one of those vague tag lines they like to use. Edit now features the Exxon logo for Nintendo Switch 2, with the tag line, "Convenient Gas Station with a Dark past."
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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era] @datslimegirl.circle9studios.com · 01/10/2026
Gonna tell anyone who asks that my deadname is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.
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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era] @datslimegirl.circle9studios.com · 30/09/2026
Threatened to shotgun a seltzer and saw the light die a little in my girlfriend's eyes
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era] @datslimegirl.circle9studios.com · 30/09/2026
Same answer to the question "why are all my het relationships so sapphic-coded?"
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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era] @datslimegirl.circle9studios.com · 29/09/2026
oh jeez, what's going on there? vibecoded TAS?
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Love Peach Witch @lovepeachwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm Finally LIVE After a long hibernation, I'm ready to draw in front of a crowd. Lets Get Sketchy twitch.tv/lovepeachwitch
twitch.tv
lovepeachwitch - Live on Twitch
Dystopia Rising Oklahoma Poster Drawing | Streaming art.
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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era] @datslimegirl.circle9studios.com · 29/09/2026
Thinking about this and how I may be visiting San Antonio in the near future where I know someone with a freeze dryer.
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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era] @datslimegirl.circle9studios.com · 29/09/2026
I think the interview went well. Interview was more a vibe check than a technical thing plus it's a one and done thing and not a whole slew of rounds.
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Murgoten @murgoten.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
never ever gonna cut it ✂️🫷😤
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 28/09/2026
let's all get along and think about beautiful women. let's put aside our differences... and it will be yuritopia 🐬🌈🫧✨🌺🐠
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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era] @datslimegirl.circle9studios.com · 28/09/2026
That is very odd then
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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era] @datslimegirl.circle9studios.com · 28/09/2026
I've seen that a lot with my ex-mormon friends
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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era] @datslimegirl.circle9studios.com · 28/09/2026
Anyone know of a Firefox extension or script to automatically convert bsky links to northsky?
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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era] @datslimegirl.circle9studios.com · 28/09/2026
I have a few interviews this week. Send me luck!
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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era] @datslimegirl.circle9studios.com · 28/09/2026
I'm a sucker for watermelon anything. Give me a watermelon treat and you'll have my attention
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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era] @datslimegirl.circle9studios.com · 27/09/2026
It was great and made some new friends!
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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era] @datslimegirl.circle9studios.com · 27/09/2026
Does this mean we friends now?
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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era] @datslimegirl.circle9studios.com · 27/09/2026
The meat thinks?
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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era] @datslimegirl.circle9studios.com · 27/09/2026
I tried the trolli gummy popsicles and they havr such a fun texture and mouthfeel
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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era] @datslimegirl.circle9studios.com · 27/09/2026
I had no idea there was a word for the reason I can't do ground camping.
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Sable, Final Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
fucking a line cook and shouting "behind!" with every thrust
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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era] @datslimegirl.circle9studios.com · 26/09/2026
I used to fuck around with a home bar back when I drank regularly and had the space to host things more often.
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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era] @datslimegirl.circle9studios.com · 26/09/2026
Just a spiced latte
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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era] @datslimegirl.circle9studios.com · 26/09/2026
The responses I get from actually pouring a little effort into a drink remind me why I enjoy it.
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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era] @datslimegirl.circle9studios.com · 26/09/2026
Just means you get to enjoy the process of new ones
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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era] @datslimegirl.circle9studios.com · 26/09/2026
This post got me looking into the smart tv hacking scene again and stumbled upon this! I've got the same model so I'm curious to try it out. I'd love to see someone working on flashing custom ROMs for smart TVs to fully bypass the surveillance crap... github.com/dorlow/hazel...
github.com
GitHub - dorlow/hazel-cve-2026-43499
Contribute to dorlow/hazel-cve-2026-43499 development by creating an account on GitHub.
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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era] @datslimegirl.circle9studios.com · 26/09/2026
I used one a loooong time ago. Was easily some of the best sleep I had!
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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era] @datslimegirl.circle9studios.com · 26/09/2026
Put a lil rooster on one and call it a weather cane :3
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era] @datslimegirl.circle9studios.com · 25/09/2026
Nah, Cool Devices
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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era] @datslimegirl.circle9studios.com · 25/09/2026
Guess what's going in the first timeslot when FLCL ends? :3
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MelonJelly [⚠Invalid Handle Era] @datslimegirl.circle9studios.com · 25/09/2026
Wait you haven't seen it yet?!
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