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head empty Twitter escapee boy @datjoefrank.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It's so frustrating that Chris Ilitch is such a bad owner that I actively, genuinely feel a little bit of sympathy for Dylan Larkin

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head empty Twitter escapee boy @datjoefrank.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

You won't convince me that the Lions aren't holding that 53rd roster spot open for Frank Ragnow to try and return again in a week or two only to suffer another season ending injury as soon as he tries to lift a weight

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head empty Twitter escapee boy @datjoefrank.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I'll be livid if the Tigers decide not to trade Skubal because they finished July 3.5 games out of a wild card spot lol The boys are heating up enough that I get not SELLING selling, but Skubal's going to walk in four months for free. This is not a World Series winner right now

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head empty Twitter escapee boy @datjoefrank.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I wonder how many more times I can tell one of my bosses that I don't understand something and specifically ask for some assistance before they realize I am looking for more than just a "you'll get there, just give it some time"

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head empty Twitter escapee boy @datjoefrank.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I'm not ashamed to admit I had a great time with Campaign Evolved, but I also have a replica of Chief's helmet on display in my home, so

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head empty Twitter escapee boy @datjoefrank.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Turn around and sell the farm for Pettersson or Thomas. Who cares. You won't get a 1C from any of the teams on Larkin's list. Robertson is younger, a better scorer, played minor hockey in Metro Detroit, AND PLAYS A POSITION YOU ALSO NEED BADLY

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head empty Twitter escapee boy @datjoefrank.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Bro if Larkin really added Dallas to his trade list, and if Dallas really straight up offered Robertson for Larkin, and if Yzerman really said no because he balked at Robertson's probable extension, you have to get rid of Yzerman today. Robertson is the literal best possible return you can expect

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head empty Twitter escapee boy @datjoefrank.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I just saw somebody seriously suggest Attack of the Clones is the best Star Wars film and I think I need to be lobotomized immediately

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head empty Twitter escapee boy @datjoefrank.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

That was what made it such a fun daydream lol

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head empty Twitter escapee boy @datjoefrank.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

I started daydreaming about a Detroit Red Wings draft lottery win and Gavin McKenna wearing the winged wheel and then I remembered the pick in the Faulk deal wasn't lottery protected and now I'm sad again

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head empty Twitter escapee boy @datjoefrank.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Losing 8-1 to a team on your level is honestly such a perfect encapsulation of how this season has gone lol. Something HAS to give going into next season, they cannot just run this back

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head empty Twitter escapee boy @datjoefrank.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Honestly kinda tempted to buy a Switch 2 just for Pokemon Champions

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head empty Twitter escapee boy @datjoefrank.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

My ideal Red Wings off-season: Lock Emmitt Finnie, Axel Sandin-Pellikka, and Marco Kasper in a gym somewhere Throw Patrick Kane and one of Compher (my preference) or Copp into the sun Trade for one of Robert Thomas (EXPENSIVE) or Elias Pettersson (cheaper) Seider wins the Norris

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head empty Twitter escapee boy @datjoefrank.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Lack of depth would have kept the Red Wings from going deep in the playoffs but a collapse in March kept them from getting there. Again. This team needs to have a serious conversation about who it thinks its leaders are. I don't think they can bring Patrick Kane back.

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head empty Twitter escapee boy @datjoefrank.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Really wish I had an Alexa so I could tell it "I quit my job today purely for my own sanity's sake and feel really, really bad about doing something selfish. Find and play something sadder than Linkin Park's entire discography, then play that at maximum volume"

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head empty Twitter escapee boy @datjoefrank.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

I bet the Wings are gonna surprise us all and beat the brakes off the Wild today just to make sure the fan base remains hopeful about the playoffs for another couple of days

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head empty Twitter escapee boy @datjoefrank.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Held scoreless for the first 59 minutes of a MUST WIN game. Gave up a hat trick to a prospect with now 10 career goals in the NHL. Pathetic!

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head empty Twitter escapee boy @datjoefrank.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Todd McLellan has been the coach of the Detroit Red Wings for 15 months and has already lost the room lol The locker room leaders do not care about winning. Simple as. Larkin should probably lose the C in the offseason but this franchise will never do that

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head empty Twitter escapee boy @datjoefrank.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

crazy to think that there is a non-zero chance I was on the ice at the same time as Dominik Shine when we were 7 and now he's dropping the mitts in the NHL while I'm crashing out over my dumb/insane spreadsheet job

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head empty Twitter escapee boy @datjoefrank.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Larkin might genuinely be the best US skater on the ice right now. Everybody else sucks lol

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head empty Twitter escapee boy @datjoefrank.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Yeah bro let's dump and chase against CANADA, surely we can exploit THEIR defensive corps and generate some offensive pressure with speed

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head empty Twitter escapee boy @datjoefrank.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms really is kinda sorta operating on the level where watching it makes me want to be a better person

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head empty Twitter escapee boy @datjoefrank.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

I hate Patrick Kane and wish he was out of the league for a variety of reasons, but it was unfortunately a little bit cool to be in the building when he broke Modano's record

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head empty Twitter escapee boy @datjoefrank.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Kind of a bizarrely ethical turn from a company that does not hesitate to charge you one hundred dollars for a box of plastic parts you could 3-D print at home, but will bar you from official play if you do so. I'm so insanely here for it

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head empty Twitter escapee boy @datjoefrank.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

I love it when I start ruminating and end up ruining my day because I can't stop thinking about a relationship that ended two years ago :)

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head empty Twitter escapee boy @datjoefrank.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

I am unable to sleep because I am still too excited about Frank Ragnow

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head empty Twitter escapee boy @datjoefrank.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Ragnow is coming out of retirement to save the Lions lmao we're gonna win the Super Bowl

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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea

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head empty Twitter escapee boy @datjoefrank.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

I feel like Cris Collinsworth has gotten WAY more unbearable in the last like 18 months

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 10/11/2025

They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,

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head empty Twitter escapee boy @datjoefrank.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

I am continuously astounded that the B*rstool guys got both a morning show and advertising. What an unlikable bunch of douchebags

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head empty Twitter escapee boy @datjoefrank.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Work-in-progress C̶o̶m̶m̶i̶s̶s̶a̶r̶ Truth Enforcer. Really really dig the red on white color scheme so far (and surprised I was able to pull off painting a little plastic army man white lol)

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head empty Twitter escapee boy @datjoefrank.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Listen it's a dead franchise but I can't believe I didn't buy one of these years ago lol

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head empty Twitter escapee boy @datjoefrank.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

they really should have just outright killed Halo or let me take control of the IP before the Nazis in the government decided to start using it in all their memes. this is really the worst outcome

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head empty Twitter escapee boy @datjoefrank.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

It's so bad dude they should just let me steward the franchise at this point. I can't do worse

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head empty Twitter escapee boy @datjoefrank.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

me when we're on the verge of a new Halo getting announced despite having no hope and knowing it's going to be a sauceless remake

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Jourdan Rodrigue @jourdanrodrigue.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

While I think it was fair to initially wonder what this Lions team might look like with the coordinator turnover, it has been clear just about every week that Dan Campbell should always get the benefit of the doubt because of his eye for coaching talent. What a great job by

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