Dakota 🦊 @datdakota.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Gotta say, was intriqued when I heard dragon horny book, but knowing that they're not doing any dragon/dragon or dragon/human like a buncha cowards took the interest right outta me 120
Dakota 🦊 @datdakota.bsky.social · 04/10/2026So I've recently discovered I enjoy reading animal adventure books so I've been going through Redwall and Podkin and Deptford Mice... I picked up the first Warrior Cats book and I always knew there were a lot of books in the series. BUT I NEVER KNEW THERE WERE -THAT- MANY BOOKS! 000
Reposted by Dakota 🦊Lotic @lotic-otter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It wouldn't be a proper Otter Game without a fishing minigame! So grab your fishing pole, and-- Or... do that. 442873722
Dakota 🦊 @datdakota.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm probably not gonna last too far into the month, but for the moment, I'm locked up. Just think of how much of a GOOD BOY you'll be if you keep your cage on for the whole month. Your diapers will fit better without it getting in the way every time. It's just a distraction anyway! 030
Reposted by Dakota 🦊Double Dads @doubledads.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Yup those knees ain’t touching, our job here is done 645736
Dakota 🦊 @datdakota.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I want mommy to go on her date, but be assured that she'll be back before bedtime to tuck me in because she knows I start getting anxious in an empty house at night and she hands me my favorite plushie to cuddle before giving me forehead kissies and tells me I'm a good boy. 020
Dakota 🦊 @datdakota.bsky.social · 01/10/2026To me, cuckolding can be a really soft and cute kink but so easily turns cruel in most cases. I don't want to be locked in my crib and "put in my place" as mommy goes on her date with a "real man"... 101
Dakota 🦊 @datdakota.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Like is the meta now just to sit around waiting for an announcement and then jump in and claim a slot as quickly as possible? How do we even function as a art centric subculture?! How do we get anything done?!!! 110
Dakota 🦊 @datdakota.bsky.social · 29/09/2026UUuugh looking for the right artist to commission shouldn't be this hard. It's like shopping for a new insurance provider! Surely there's a better, more organized way of browsing artists who currently have slots open... 810
Dakota 🦊 @datdakota.bsky.social · 29/09/2026giving off the "orders pizza and soda for dinner even though theres leftovers" kind of cool babysitter energy 030
Dakota 🦊 @datdakota.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A ticktook that's actually helpful? I don't know how to feel about this. 000
Dakota 🦊 @datdakota.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I made an audible gasp when I saw this. Gosh, what a cutie patootie! 020
Dakota 🦊 @datdakota.bsky.social · 26/09/2026When someone recommends a movie to me and I say "I'll add it to the list", I mean I am literally adding it to an ACTUAL LIST. I have an excel sheet that randomly selects a movie from the list and I watch it. One day I'll finish that list. Currently at 178 movies. 010
Dakota 🦊 @datdakota.bsky.social · 26/09/2026So like... diaper critter headcanons. When they're used, do they eventually fade back to clean or do you think they need to be thrown into the washer? 010
Dakota 🦊 @datdakota.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Not a lot of demonic games based around Vietnam. My guess is the war was demonic enough probably. 020
Dakota 🦊 @datdakota.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If I needed help and had to choose, I would trust a gimp suit wearing, liberty spike having sex pest with a dog mask more than a pastor in a robe to help me. 020
Dakota 🦊 @datdakota.bsky.social · 22/09/2026You know like how in those awkward comedy movies the protagonist is invited to see his girlfriend's parents and he accidently uses the priceless china or sit in their grandma's seat when the familys mourning? Basically my mindset as a house guest. Always nervous I'm going to break an unwritten rule. 000
Dakota 🦊 @datdakota.bsky.social · 22/09/2026When you can't make it sexier, throw a kink into the mix! 000
Dakota 🦊 @datdakota.bsky.social · 20/09/2026sleepy mom working on autopilot and changing diapers half awake with half lidded eyes. sleepy mom so tired that she doesn't even realize she's diapering her teenaged son sleepy mom cooing her "fussy little man" as her teen son tries to tell her that he doesn't wear diapers 020
Reposted by Dakota 🦊Muse (with all the audacity) @wenbunbun.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Looks like poor Sadey had one too many spoonfuls of mushy peas and needed to make room for dessert. Fortunately, Empress Mir offers table side changing services for any little stinker at her dinner parties... | Sadey @sadeymow.bsky.social | Mir @smallestfaux.bsky.social 231187212
Dakota 🦊 @datdakota.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I had a very baby weekend and now I just feel emotionally vulnerable. Like someone left the door open on my feeling fridge. I just... wanna be held and called a good boy. 040
Dakota 🦊 @datdakota.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Uuuugh, I KNOW! You give the algorithm one inch and it takes a mile and makes you regret it! I have an extension that gives me the option to block entire channels by right clicking the video. It doesn't stop the endless flow of "I hid in this MINECRAFT HOUSE for a BILLION DOLLARS", but it helps." 110
Dakota 🦊 @datdakota.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Sometimes this is the only thing that keeps me going. To break up the monotony at my job, I like to play the game "what did past me mean when he wrote these notes?" It's like investigating a completely different person. 020
Reposted by Dakota 🦊It's Halloween Now, All of October is Halloween @liondad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026These two images being next to each other in my phone feels...extremely intentional 174077
Dakota 🦊 @datdakota.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If only words could properly articulate the longing sigh I just made reading this. Ooooh to be adopted by loving trans woman... 030
Dakota 🦊 @datdakota.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Apparently a very common side effect for brain medication is dry mouth. I'm not sure if I'm okay with my pills actively stopping me from being a drooly baby! 000
Reposted by Dakota 🦊Ari @orionsfannypack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i drew spyro trying to operate a forklift 422709785
Dakota 🦊 @datdakota.bsky.social · 13/09/2026❌ Not wearing his seat belt. ❌ Not looking where he's going. ❌ Parking brake left on. ❌ Not checking his mirrors. This purple thing's just BEGGING to get his forklift certification revoked, isn't he? 090
Dakota 🦊 @datdakota.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I remember back in school, I had friends who would pass a notebook back and forth once a day as they added to the story in it little by little. It might be nostalgia, but I think I'd like doing that with someone. Sure that's basically online role playing, but I'm talking the PHYSICAL NOTEBOOK man! 000
Reposted by Dakota 🦊Hoops 🎨 @hoopsiedasie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Imagine if my universe had its own game OwO It would be full of educational mini games and each level the player collects an animal cracker! What ideas do you have for this game? #Furry #art #illustration #game #preschool 2440356
Dakota 🦊 @datdakota.bsky.social · 11/09/2026In the expanded graphic novel manga the thing actually goes off and learns English so it can fulfill it's dream of being on stage doing Shakespeare. 060
Dakota 🦊 @datdakota.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Lying to the adults to cover for your newly redeemed friend who probably did some shady rascal stuff in the background. Ain't that what friendship is AAAALLL about! 120
Dakota 🦊 @datdakota.bsky.social · 11/09/2026DANG! You took the best character already! Guess I'll have to settle with "obvious traitor does a traitor thing but turns out to be a good guy who made poor life choices" Basil Redwall Fanfiction when?! 120
Dakota 🦊 @datdakota.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Insisting I'm only here for the gold right up until I realize I've accidentally become emotionally invested in the crew of goodie good adventurers and switch sides. TIME FOR THE REDEMPTION ARC! 021
Dakota 🦊 @datdakota.bsky.social · 11/09/2026YEAH! Let's go fight some sea rats and find some treasure! REDWALL! 100
Dakota 🦊 @datdakota.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Friend: "Why do you have two pacifiers in your bag?" Me: "Oh, I use one and the other one is my back up paci." Friend: "Why do you need a back up paci?" Me: "W-well... uhm... tons of reasons. Like... uhm... uh..." 000
Dakota 🦊 @datdakota.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Then they get to a point where they still hate the stupid show but...well they GOTTA find out what happena next, right? I mean the last episode totally ended on a cliffhanger! 000
Dakota 🦊 @datdakota.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Can't stop thinking about older siblings forced to babysit their little siblings, rolling their eyes as they look up from their phone and catch a glimpse of whatever stupid babyshow is on the TV. 130
Dakota 🦊 @datdakota.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Judging by the handful of times I've run a TTRPG for friends, I've noticed I tend to write a really good SETTING, but not much of a STORY. Running into the same issue with the book 000
Dakota 🦊 @datdakota.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Its the absolute woooorst when youre plotting out a big novel you want to write and your dumbass imagination is jumping right to the end where youre at a panel answering fan questions about your book. Like, imagination, I get it. I'm happy for you, but you need to write the god damn book first! 100
Dakota 🦊 @datdakota.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Oh goodie! 10% off my next McDonalds order you say? ...wait, what was that first part? 040
