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DataportDoll

@dataportdoll.bsky.social
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The world needs new gods, so make your own. Dyke priestess. THE 'Andromeda' YouTuber. "the scar priestess", "Spider Lily Priestess". My soul is Earth that meets Water. Pfp by @vampiremother.bsky.social

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DataportDoll @dataportdoll.bsky.social · 14h
At 10^-37 seconds into its existence the universe invented distance and this has long been regarded as a homophobic dick move.
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Original Chungus @tronknotts.bsky.social · 17h
Every time one a company proves it's rich enough to buy another company it is suddenly too poor to employee everyone at both companies
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Andrea LaFlamme @andrealaflamme.bsky.social · 16h
I can’t wait to see Collins get trampled again in tomorrow’s debate. Vote for @troyjackson207.bsky.social
A photo of Susan Collins and a truck throwing road salt that reads: “Guess what? The senator who’s responsible for all the ICE is also the one who got us a good deal on road salt. Thanks for nothing, Collins. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.”
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Ryn @rynbow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A meme that parodies a text conversation between 2 comic characters. The text says:

Eli
if a beautiful & unstable demigod disagrees with me i will immediately

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well maybe you should have principles

Eli
you're right maybe i should
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DataportDoll @dataportdoll.bsky.social · 21h
Youtube tried to push a pro-Malfoid video on me today. Unfortunately for them, it was all AI so who cares what it has to say?
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DataportDoll @dataportdoll.bsky.social · 22h
I've been on this anti-psychotic for a month, I stopped, it was bad for me. Can't help but notice my first real workout since stopping I am getting my masochistic glee back in my workout making me feel beat the fuck up. Tho now I worry if I do find a woman to beat me up I'll stop exercising.
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DataportDoll @dataportdoll.bsky.social · 22h
"Are they fucking with me?" - on meeting Liz Truss
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I cannot stress enough that ICE is acting the way cops have acted for years. These are just "starlight tours" for Indigenous teens applied to the rest of the population.
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DataportDoll @dataportdoll.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
an adorable FAQ btw.
youtube's attempt to extract data from established creators.

Options to authenticate:
-Take a 6 second video of yourself.
-Take a photo of your ID
-Build history as you grow (As you use Youtube and follow community guidelines, you build channel history. Once you have enough history, we'll automatically unlock features. This usually takes two months of active use.

FAQ at the bottom: "How long will my information be stored".
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DataportDoll @dataportdoll.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Youtube is now telling me that my channel, my twelve year old channel, needs to age verify before I can post links to my social media. Fuk yooooooouuuuuuuuu
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DataportDoll @dataportdoll.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey don't forget NFTs. Another equally very real technology that was going to be the future. But now that the JPEG can dance we gotta take it seriously. It's their math that says they're going to fail. Crippling the tech industry so it can be advanced at appropriate scale is the bare minimum.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms theonion.com/dnc-releases-preemptiv…
DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We’re just normal men
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katlunya.bsky.social @katlunya.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Transphobes: "Trans people are groomers who prey on children." Also Transphobes: "This genderbent racial supremacist child is so sexy."
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DataportDoll @dataportdoll.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
To give the gift of power over something dangerous is the most sacred gift you can give a god.
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DataportDoll @dataportdoll.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the evangelical wing is prepping themselves to do some citizens militia this november and your response is that we should focus more on lunch. Do you always show up to the party 12 years late or are we catching you on an off day?
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DataportDoll @dataportdoll.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No one ever went broke underestimating the American public.
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DataportDoll @dataportdoll.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Any identity overrepresented in the medical field is in the GOPs cross hairs.
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DataportDoll @dataportdoll.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ugh, that sounds so rough. I hope the spirits give you a little easement so you can take care of yourself. ♥
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Thorn-CMC @mindcntrlmkovr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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DataportDoll @dataportdoll.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
there's something very zen about shredding your pulled pork. It makes me wonder what it would be like to do this to a god. To watch the ribbons of what they were peel apart fiber by fiber.
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DataportDoll @dataportdoll.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know it sounds like a shitpost when I say it, but living in Florida is what radicalized me. If the demiurge has a vacation home, it's in Florida. Truly hell on earth.
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DataportDoll @dataportdoll.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
techbros won't be happy until the internet looks like Florida. Just endless streets lined with fences and gated communities inside. And a whole lot of water spent trying to make it look like New England.
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Amy READ PINNED (cute) [weird] 🔞 @amyuncut.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Clocky Women Infodumping" in the TMNT logo style
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DataportDoll @dataportdoll.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Heat makes me super horny so I concur it fucks with your head.
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Monstrifex @monstrifex.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
02. BITE #VividShadows 2026 Demonic beings make little distinction between lust and hunger. To a succubus, flesh is flesh.
Art of my succubus character Lily, from Oral Experimentation. She's pulling open a huge mouth on her torso, lined with sharp teeth.
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DataportDoll @dataportdoll.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AI companies have become Minecraft youtubers.
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Andrew Cogswell @joyboygenius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Guy whose Letterboxed is strictly Paw Patrol movies: wow. This movie is so dark. Maybe the darkest ever made.
A tweet from Pop Crave with a quote that Avengers Doomsday is one of the darkest movies ever made
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DataportDoll @dataportdoll.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They're right I do be needing women to be my god. And my victim.
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DataportDoll @dataportdoll.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hell we are running out of window for an Animorphs or Gargoyles revival project, let alone this 40+ year old shit. You can't do these when the nostalgia demo is in its 50s and 60s, that's not how the economics work.
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DataportDoll @dataportdoll.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have been trying to move closer to family (I'm on the wrong coast) and since I'm disabled almost every supportive housing program has a sign on their website that says "out of money, please check back when Fascism is over".
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DataportDoll @dataportdoll.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is the kind of person who would put "Vaushcord" on their resume.
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Jane Dough @janedough.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's true we are naturally the most beautiful and charming of all
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DataportDoll @dataportdoll.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No, man, the left is a place this isn't divisive. They're pretty much all in agreement, actually. Unless you happen to think everyone to the left of Ronald Reagan is "the left", so, from Susan's perspective it must seem like that.
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DataportDoll @dataportdoll.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
static.klipy.com
King Of The Hill Hank Hill
ALT: King Of The Hill Hank Hill
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DataportDoll @dataportdoll.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well, duh, it's a cruise ship.
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Kira Secura 🔱 Goddess of...? @kirasecura.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Settings -> moderation -> muted words You can mute words forever or temporarily. We must protect freedom of speech & expression and avoid letting governments, paypros etc to censor what and how people talk about However You personally curate your feeds & protect yourself. Mute triggering topics.
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DataportDoll @dataportdoll.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I now wish I had recreated the "call the locksmith" gag from "Men in Tights" when I got fixed last year with dicksmith. What a waste of a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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DataportDoll @dataportdoll.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is why I keep careful records of all the prayers I give and the sunshine I spread (I can remember a pfp for about 3 days).
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DataportDoll @dataportdoll.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm sure they also believe this because its been a full fledged conspiracy theory for years.
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DataportDoll @dataportdoll.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Take care of yourself first, as much as you can.
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DataportDoll @dataportdoll.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you think about it, potatoes are just plant girls with a breeding kink. The nerd in me would point out as potatoes reproduce asexually we should not assume gender. I don't know what kinds of spirits hear my prayers but I hope they are enjoying them.
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DataportDoll @dataportdoll.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If the sub isn't constantly trying to carve up the domme into beautiful pieces so the memory of their divinity belongs solely to the sub, is it really a dynamic?
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DataportDoll @dataportdoll.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is disconcerting that sometimes the first impulse on seeing something beautiful is the thought "do you think she'd bash my head against this concrete wall behind us?" but its been working pretty well for me and I'm sure it will work well for you :3
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DataportDoll @dataportdoll.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Where is the single West Virginia mom who hears about free daycare and says that sounds like elitist bullshit. you are begging for interviews you aren't showing.
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DataportDoll @dataportdoll.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't mean this in a rude way but no fastrr way to out a spectator on American politics than with the words "maternity leave". Didn't even need the flags to see that.
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DataportDoll @dataportdoll.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The conflict between requiring a god's assent and feeling the compulsion of my visions feels quite moth-like. Their divine radiance is both captivating in it's splendor even while it is imprisoned in their conscious mind.
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DataportDoll @dataportdoll.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not gonna lie I don't recognize half these people. Also must be limited to the very recent past because there's no way some of these people I met YESTERDAY are ranked at all when @fridaypacific.bsky.social doesn't even register. Unless it's something under the hood in "For You" making it like that
skircle diagram for OP
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DataportDoll @dataportdoll.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Citizen Kane: Iconic Clap Scene
ALT: Citizen Kane: Iconic Clap Scene
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DataportDoll @dataportdoll.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I guess I've never seen the kayfabe as mutually exclusive with reality so I grew confused. Is this an old person thing? Am I just too in my 40s? :hehe: I don't think it would ever occur to me to play it like that from either side.
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