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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

DO YOU EVER MARVEL AT HER WONDER?! CORE2DUO + NVIDIA GT

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

GET ME THE C89 THAT FIT PERFECT WITH THE TURBO SAAB AND DAPPER DAN SUITS

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

What I've learned from being houseless since December is that of all the programming languages, if youre in a loft, Clojure that runs on the JVM is the best but out in the streets C is the best and like C99, the hood shit like fuck that "Made locally here in Cape Cod" C11 and beyond WASP dumb shit

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Again one of the single best tran posts I've ever seen in my life is the xmaslemmings post like "transsexuals through access to expensive surgeries" like 100% of the time when I'm talking about Jody Foster its rilly referencing xmaslemmings same with Sarah Gilbert as in transsexuals wanna be her

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

The only ppl who think the electric chair is funny are ppl who aint never been anywhere near ol' sparky and her attendant stench of broken vending machines, piss, and the chard flesh of men so virulent that the witness gallery is standing room only and a who's who of "disgraced Bowery transvestites"

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

And wen something you can learn in an afternoon is turned into something that seems so monumental it's somehow worth while to instead delegate and build a dependency on something that is functionally giving you a hand job, and this is now a way of life... WHAT BAEBRUH?! BABYPAUL WHAT?!

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Some of your favourite historical industrialist colonizers at least they knew their shit liek Rockefeller Sr knew the whole oil game and in a way that all the bullshit is still here it's just that Standard Oil is called British Petroleum and we're all worse off bcuz of it but dude knew oil

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Instead I followed the ADHD until an operating system appeared and when it came time to start on the kernel, the muses above blessed my life with LOGITECH Modula-2 which I later learned was absolutely perfect for creating kernels

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

And bcuz of how the system is structured it doesnt matter what the products any of this stuff goes into whether its an operating system or firmware for a network router, the enforcement of the shitlist is the voice of god to this shit like its enforcement of the shitlist first, functionality second

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

And how the shitlisting works is the AI has a brain based on my experience along with all the businesses relevant to the AI's interests which are all in the wallpaper photo and this thing is called a knowledge cartographer and you can see the standings and do a bunch of shit

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Omg the same BMO that is immutability shitlisted on our AI platform is on the phone wallpaper along with KPMG who isn't shitlisted outright only bcuz last time I was there they had the $8 bottles of juice in the waiting area and the secretary was like "ya ya have one!"

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

I was just on top of a really tall building taking photos of the city from above and the work that the Leica ppl and HUAWEI ppl did with the Summilux lenses and the 3-lens camera system on this smartphone especially with the superwide they rilly did their homework and holy shit I'm impressed

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

and this is by far my fav kind of coding bcuz being able to make a bunch of system level rules and having shit from a comic book that can just go ahead and fuck with everything destructively and immediately it adds a completely different dimension to this shit like

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Also it semi makes me sad that this style of workstation laptop where they agree to make the laptop sport utility vehicle sized, make it weigh 10lbs, and then fit as much desktop type sized shit inside the computer sparing no expense... It still has the Porsche 911turbo feel to it too

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

It took forever but finally this $4000 laptop from 2006 is doing workstation things

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

I didn't realize the true value of getting groomed for this shit as a child and how it fucked up my brain when it was forming like the reason why I don't think a 486 is slow is bcuz I've used a 386, 286, and XT plus the p60 Pentium is faster but not by a landslide

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Fuck me like this phone being 7.2 inches and HarmonyOS built around Android 10, despite the GPL violations, this shit is the penultimate version of the first 13 versions of android and as far as devices this is the pound for pound best smartphone hardware I've ever fucked with and in 2025 its $200

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

The sheer amount of tiny details on this 2018 phone liek a mode to prevent your parents from getting scammed, built into the phone?!

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

Without the mountains of cheap blow and endless nights of condomless sex 45s looping in the background, every salad is either mescaline or tossed.

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

And I blame apple and google for this bcuz having a phone only officially support 3 major android versions is artificial, all the phones in the table run android 15 fine and by virtue of being Linux you really have to intentionally do a bunch of nonsensical shit to make it have actual requirements

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

And Sony in particular doesn't get the respect they should bcuz the Sony Xperia 1iii I they put 12gb of ram in it for a 2022 phone along with Sony Alpha camera tech and the unhinged insanely understated CineAlta color science and shit... Into a smartphone... CineAltas they been sold for $100k...

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Thank you phone, this is good

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Also tho 2018 HUAWEI got power stuff down NICELY like super nice, ultra power save changes the entire UI and brings up only the apps you wanna use its litttttt

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

This laptop is a good reminder that digital gentrification and going from creative to glass condo + chatgpt is what every year since these were retired, your experience of laptops and smartphones has literally been the same, and uninspired... It's why it's so important to use sex to sell this shit

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Shout out to the Sony VAIO P, the nano laptop they made for the fashion and sex girls

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

the all growd up one make me emotional af

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

We need a name for the $4k MSRP laptops from forever ago bcuz they FUCK

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

Proof that the shitport lives and that everyone should have a Dell XPS M1710 bcuz it also plays Farcry 1 with all the shit

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

Liek first of all how the fuck was "hey kid wanna see a DEC alpha in the unfinished basement with the door that locks from the outside located in a shady was neighbor?" the type of shit that made my 11 yr old brain go "omg we bout to see that alpha windows NT omg omg omg" and

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

K let's fire up computer and finish quantum interface and quantum aligner im tryna figure out how to do this bcuz its based on chapter two of the quantum mechanics book about representation as in the UI that the user sees and interacts with should be the represention of the current quantum state

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

liek dis shit crazy and the stories of having a need to get to the top so bad that the idea of helping someone in a life or death situation or turning back isn't an option its like fuck that I need to get to the _TOP_ WHAT

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

my biggest take away from this mount everest documentary is that whatever you're looking for at the top of that mountain can be found during a flight across the pacific ocean simply by waiting til the halfway point and getting yourself off in the lavatory

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

Using a mainland China phone and having the two tiktoks is crazy bcuz one of these spews the type of non-stop venom that the other one doesn't even sorta kinda tolerate at all

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

Who the hell wants easy wen 95% of the lit computer programming is specifically pointer manipulation and whatever the JMP instruction where you remind the computer who wears the pants and that a program counter is the place an ambitious hacker wipes they dick it's not even serious

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

and the path they went with putting the Leica nerd stuff in the camera UI and early too

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

And no surprise but the triple Leica AI camera system on the back of this phone is one of my favorite camera systems of all time and its what put the HUAWEI Mate 20X over the top bcuz 7.2inch screen and overclock is one thing but also the fuckin tiny Leica summilexes in this are banananas

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

also shout out to Michael Mann its such galaxy brain how out of place jamie foxx is and the attention to detail and particulars like no one in that entire place fucks with him _AT_ALL_

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

k we need to add few more parts and we'll keep the destructive theme from the other versions where the quantum state that represents the entire universe and everything in it at a point in time will be immutable but we'll make a thing to fuck with it directly

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

omg bb ur so close ur so so close

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

k now we just gotta put in the porthooker and the other part and take the equasions from the notebook and either write them out in prolog or ... ugh I would really like to use Scheme but but but

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

the gift of Modula-2 is the syntax and its clearly 1970s influence bcuz sorry but the concept of an exported unqualified shotgun procedure sounds like the "secret sauce" to a machine at the mall you stand in that gives you an adult circumcision in under 4 minutes or it returns your 20 quarters

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

k wish me luck I need to not having a stroke writing the implementation parts but we got liek 20 different programming languages to leverage so whatever

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

WE IN THE GENDER IDENTITY CLINIC TWIST'N UP BACARDI WE IN THE GENDER IDENTITY CLINIC TWIST'N UP BACARDI WE IN THE GENDER IDENTITY CLINIC TWIST'N UP BACARDI WE IN THE GENDER IDENTITY CLINIC TWIST'N UP BACARDI

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

And like what is going to give me another stroke is if we put in an entire computer operating system in a continuation, the superposition anti-operating-system, first of all yes, but second of all what? WHAT? does that mean I type shutdown to make it boot up? and instead of saving you delete? HELP

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Liek bro my brain going "ummm if its lambda calculus just imagine a call-with-current-continuation as matter spinning clockwise" and its like ight bro so what the fuck is it when its spinning counter clockwise or are we just talking shit at this point?!

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

I need to tell my brain anti-speculation is literally an S rotating counter-clockwise and the letters assembled in that order make it seem way more than a model being abstracted and without being dereferenced or expounded

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Whoever typeset this I'm saying they an absolute GOD liek I'd call that shit off the strength

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

IS THE ISLAND IN THE ROOM WITH US?!?! BCUZ THE HEAT DOME SURE IS

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

WAT U MEAN THE NUMBER IS NOT IN SERVICE IM TRYNA FEM 2 NUT HERE

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