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DAG The Dastardly

@dastarddoright.bsky.social
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Writer, educator, administrator, tiller-of-the-earth, keeper-of-the-hearth, half-wit (only some think I'm funny), dogs lick me, kids like me, dim-wits hate me, knower-of-much (some of value), father of four and lover of one.

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DAG The Dastardly @dastarddoright.bsky.social · 23h
We have thirteen states where moron Trumpsters can go to a rally and come home without any brains at all. We're thinking it's caused by the babbling at the microphone...
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DAG The Dastardly @dastarddoright.bsky.social · 23h
I had zacharia once... got the runs after five days.
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AW Sylwester @aw-sylwester.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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DAG The Dastardly @dastarddoright.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Be careful of the bed you sleep in.
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Democratic Activists @democratswin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
BOOM. dailyboulder.com/miller-noem-...
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DAG The Dastardly @dastarddoright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Insist you don't have any ketch-up along.
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The TrumpRussiaGuide 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @trumprussiaties.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Teachings of Republican Jesus
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DAG The Dastardly @dastarddoright.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drive-in theater, back seat, second child conceived ... the good old days! PS. the "kid's" now in her fifties and still movie star attractive with two kids of her own. Spread the word...
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Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Afternoon funnies💥
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randy-randy1.bsky.social @randy-randy1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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ltwlauren🤸‍♀️❤️🎶🎨🐾 @ltwlauren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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🏃‍♂️The Runner🏃‍♂️ @therunnner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Game Plan
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Econ Analytica @econanalytica.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cartoon by @oblogservations.bsky.social
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call634-5789 @call634-5789.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We need a 250 foot high arch with sniper nests and drones and 24 hour military. We have no healthcare, food is insanely high, the Nation has never been divided this much, children are in concentration camps, but we need to pacify a fucking nodding octogenarian asshole. Do I have that about right?
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mariaevajarrous.bsky.social @mariaevajarrous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
👎👎👎👎👎
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DAG The Dastardly @dastarddoright.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There... I told you I could count to ten.
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DAG The Dastardly @dastarddoright.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Trumpsters: "Uh, who's Socrates?"
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DAG The Dastardly @dastarddoright.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
She certainly looks eager.
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DAG The Dastardly @dastarddoright.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I hope you have good insurance because if you don't you'll take it in the ass... oh, pretend I didn't say that.
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DAG The Dastardly @dastarddoright.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Clever!
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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DAG The Dastardly @dastarddoright.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
For an underneath the table fee.
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Tom from Temecula @tomfromtemecula.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Chasbell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🇮🇹🇨🇦 @chasbell.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Or the BBC.
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Tom from Temecula @tomfromtemecula.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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DAG The Dastardly @dastarddoright.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
One citizen, one dollar, one vote.
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DAG The Dastardly @dastarddoright.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Is Mitch part of the experiment?
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Tom from Temecula @tomfromtemecula.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Has RFK Jr. approved it yet? nz.news.yahoo.com/trump-says-d...
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Tom from Temecula @tomfromtemecula.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Trumpburgers come with special surprises. martindvasquez.substack.com/p/let-them-e...
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Let Them Eat Cake? Let Them Eat Rotten Meat! Donald Trump Throws 300,000 Metric Tons of Rotten Meat to His Peasants Before Midterms
As families struggle with record grocery prices, Trump’s answer is tariff-free imported beef that even China refused to accept.
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DAG The Dastardly @dastarddoright.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Clever!
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MBlue.Bsky.social 🌺MB🌺 @mblue.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
😂🤣😂👊
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True Blue @seakevgo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If he’s gonna rename a lake, at least keep it real. 🤷‍♂️
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DAG The Dastardly @dastarddoright.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Actually he was there to make sure Putin had reserved enough dachas for the Trumpster and his lackies after he gets impeached and before being tried for treason. Dosvedanya, Don! Don't forget your Diaperess.
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DAG The Dastardly @dastarddoright.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Lying Leav-It just has to get in a few more lies before slinking off the stage.
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fracturedfacts.bsky.social @fracturedfacts.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
He has been a complete loser all his life!🤡
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Cindy 📎🇨🇦⚢🏳️‍🌈 @bilbow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I may be high on legal Canadian weed.... but this is fucking hilarious. Canadian wildlife is on the march. And there's a song 🎵 #Pinks
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Casey Whitaker @alphacentauri53.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Why do people say "grow some balls"?
Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.
Betty White
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DAG The Dastardly @dastarddoright.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
But there is evidence that dead people are serving in the Senate.
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JOY2U2> Book Author 📚🎨💙😉🦆❣️ @lookingforjoy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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salbr29891.bsky.social @salbr29891.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/toma...
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DAG The Dastardly @dastarddoright.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Very clever!
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arcticthundergamer.bsky.social @arcticthundergamer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Liars doing what liars do...
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DAG The Dastardly @dastarddoright.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
And this idiot gets to vote? IQ tests should be required.
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DAG The Dastardly @dastarddoright.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Natalie rushing to Trump's aid.
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ltwlauren🤸‍♀️❤️🎶🎨🐾 @ltwlauren.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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