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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃

@dasneilpferd.bsky.social
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Berlin Irish. Bad speller. Worse proof reader. Here to enthuse about my niche interests and watch you enthusing about yours.

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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 6h
@craftynick.bsky.social Seems like this'd be right up your street!
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 23h
There’s definitely this side of it. “Giving Mama the day off?” is another one that gets me. I will say that I have way more positive than negative experiences with strangers. But it’s just so sad that some stuff is so deeply ingrained in some they don’t even pause before assuming…
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Ayr Jordan @theloosestforward.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Of course. It's excellent character building being so constantly let down by those you look up to...
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This been stuck in my head all day. Always the same thing. The eye contact. The knowing nod. The “You stuck with them this weekend, too?” The surprise when I say, “No, I enjoy time with them and it's good we’re building relationships that aren't framed by reliance on the presence of someone else.”
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oddest experience I’ve had more than once is people, almost always men also with kids, assuming that 'cos I’m out doing stuff alone with the #MiniPferds, I’m a divorced weekend dad. Like, lads, if the only reason you’re doing stuff alone with your kids is that you’re divorced, I can see why you are.
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is exactly the degree of someone nerding out on niche stuff they're into that I know nothing about that keeps me on social media. (And in case that sounds really fucking sarcastic, it's not - experiencing other people loving their niche interests is 90% of the reason I'm on here).
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I dunno, man, for all the technical innovation Germany is known for, living here has taught me that their graphic design is fucking awful!
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Based on the angles of that, I’d have said it was McIlroy’s ball to collect and Stockdale was screening him and that probably was poor Ethan going flat out in fairness to him…
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’d honestly hoped the set piece would be where we’d see the first gains from Dermoody but nope. Whole thing is still a mess!
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
But then there are other issues that are still big hangovers from last-seasons issues, that just haven’t improved. The scrum is one. Over-playing between our 22 and 10m lines. A complete absence of a front-foot kicking game… Maintaining Hope but it’s been a grim few weeks.
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I guess the only thing I’ll say is that we have a lot of new players to integrate and a lot of them have probably played a lot more minutes than anyone would have wanted. I don’t want to single players out but Benson genuinely doesn’t seem to know where he’s meant to be at times, for example.
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Philip J Fry: Not That Shocked
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Honestly, last season didn’t worry me. A threadbare squad increasingly beset by injuries. Some of the teams we put out against good opposition were scary and Ulster played well in most of those games. Can’t think of any excuses to justify Edinburgh and Munster.
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Don’t forget being a (probably correct but fairly marginal) forward pass away from losing to the Ospreys in Europe in the same period.
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
More importantly, does it *smell* the same?!
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Genuinely amazed to learn Fresh Garbage is still going!
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh, I’d be spitting teeth if my team had gone 21 up against the literal rabble Ulster were for the first 50 minutes and blew it from there.
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m just delighted this sort of thing had backfired on someone that isn’t me!
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Literally can’t get life insurance if you put down you’re an Ulster fan.
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Cork on Cork violence? You love to see it!
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Reckon Ulster would have targeted 9-10 points from first three games and 8 isn’t that far off but, bloody hell, the rugby at times is just bruta . 8 points by playing 60 out of 240 minutes is miracle territory in a sense but just isn’t good enough, really #ULSvMUN
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Scoring second half points isn’t for everyone, eh?
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yeah, I’ve been a big Richie booster despite how the last two seasons have eventually ended up but if there’s not a rapid turnaround with this, questions are gonna get bigger and bigger.
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
See also: trite 🤢
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Couple of lads out there just look stunningly off the pace but it’s just such a lack of structure, discipline and leadership that feels deeply, deeply worrying.
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The sickly sign if a load of Ulster players having spent a season proving they’re decent, only for the egos to set in again.
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This sort or stuff I can take against a good team like Edinburgh but against a Munster team just shovelling the ball side-to-side… Ghastly!
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is three-weeks-out-from-rumours-the-coach-has-lost-the-dressing-room bad. Either players not knowing what they’re supposed to be doing; not doing what they’re supposed to be doing; or not putting the effort in to do it. Miles worse, even, than the first half against Edinburgh #ULSvMUN
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hope the pints are better this week, @bing44.bsky.social, ‘cos the rugby sure as hell isn’t!
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Anyway, enough of this sincere stuff, now. Back to shite talking Munster and their fans ‘cos it’s almost gametime … #ULSvMUN
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Father Dick Byrne (Father Ted) Makes Peace Sign
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Usual shite positing will return before kick-off! 😂
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Can’t even spell my alt text right… 😂
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
All Leslie's fault for having the audacity to call him GreggyHids and all...
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Based on what I've seen from last night, I'm not sure I like the new laws right now but if they make the maul so hard to defend that it ends up stopping teams repeatedly conceding cynical penalties inside their own 10m line, the game will be better for it in the long-run.
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Then, as now, I think of Foley’s family, our Munster friends and my own mindset at the time. More than anything, it reminds me of what’s important; and in rugby, insofar as rugby's important at all, it’s not what happens on the pitch but who we watch it with and the friends we make along the way.
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My Ma died at the same time as Axel. A week later, home for the funeral, I went to Ravenhill where we sang the Fields of Athenry in honour of Axel. It was emotional. That specific song sung in that specific place meant something deep. Can't believe a decade has passed. Memories just as vivid.
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A wee thought ahead of #ULSvMUN tonight, a game that falls just short of Anthony Foley’s 10th anniversary:
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Siliver linings and all of that! 😉 For what it's worth, I did something similar for both parents after they died. It's surprising, in amongst the awareness of the reality of what you're doing, the wee memories it unlocks. Some even nice.
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Honestly, I think I'd have preferred the Skittles. "Knowledge is knowing a cucumber is a fruit..." or something like that...
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Just me and the #MiniPferds this weekend. They got up early and made this fruit salad…
Apples and banal. And cucumber. In a bowl.
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Good luck to you, mate. Don’t envy you that one. Hope it is as light for you all as such things can be.
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'd say the one aspect of being on here that's just as bad as the old place is trying to follow a sports game you're not watching because, honestly, the score could be anything.
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Glasgow's approach to trying to defend a lead at home in the last 10 minutes these last two weeks is utterly baffling!
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No, no, no, you've got this all wrong. This chart will help...
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Next time I'm back home, I'm literally gonna come around to your house and prove you wrong by forcing my mushroom cooking on you and whomever else might be around 🤤
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Bob's Burgers: You're All Terrible
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fair fecks to your da! But I won't pretend I'm not appalled to hear about your aversion to mushroom soup. Et tu, Bing44?
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lived in our place almost 10 years, now. After a literal decade of polite perseverance by wishing him a pleasant evening, I finally had the incredibly grumpy lad that runs the local Späti initiate a “Schönen Abend noch,” when I was in getting a cold Thursday beer 😎
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🎃👻 Squeal Pferd 👻🎃 @dasneilpferd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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