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@dashofcitrus.bsky.social
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(Oh, Apple, orange you glad..?) an au/non canon version of annoying orange inspired by the amazing grace! now cured of a cyclic rotting, but he must adjust to what stays as scars. layout art: see pinned mun: 21 ⚠️: rotting, spiders, mass loss/death

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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
youtu.be/rqFBr9w5UbY?...
youtu.be
there's no point worrying about things you can't fix
YouTube video by Kruger
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Hello, hello! What's goin on?
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
[RELIEVED SIGH.] WHEW! Thanks, that was sickening!
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
[He's smelling his own stink and looks very bothered.] Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww. Orange D.O. for my BO, stat!!
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Uh oh! The a/c broke... Guess you could say I'm comin' in hot!! Haha! Ahah... ... ... Seriously can somebody spray me with water I'm dyin-
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
It got all up in my brainnnn. Sometimes I just don't feel like I am... [The Orange is trying to smile even now.]
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
[Blink blink.] Really..?? I look like a big ol' prune!
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
No, like, I've wanted to get my old charm back after all that... [Frown.]
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I just haven't felt right, too--
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I had an easier time deflecting anger, but now it feels really hard...
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I don't think I'm entirely myself anymore--
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Why does it *bother* me now? What did that rot do to me?
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
It's DUMB :/
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
(( probably doesn't make sense to make THIS muse sensitive to criticism but whatever
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
:(
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
[Visibly sad because of one single backhanded comment he got. Who did it-??]
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
[Orange is reminiscing on the kitchen counter this time. He's not up for a snack.]
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
[The poor thing doesn't have his joking charm in serious situations anymore. I feel bad.] What could you possibly want from a scarred fruit-?
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
[He wants to BOOK IT, but something stops him.] I'm good on that, pal!
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Oh, yeah, I can just do that now... [The rot doesn't ever fully fade.]
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
[Ah, this fruit has been a creepy thing before. This is an Orange from... an unfortunate universe.] Nuh uh!
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Hey, hey! [..He has spider legs this time?]
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
[His spider legs sprouted out and skittered slightly away. the moment he saw that face. They seem.. residual. Like the after effects of a transformation.] ..Kinda familiar!
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Hey, hey, hey... [Tiny giggle. He's trying to get back into his humor.]
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
( @fimonst.bsky.social ) Hello again, pal!
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
(( nothing 👀
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
( @d4rksecrets.bsky.social ) ...This place is weird.
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
(( ex-creepypasta orange on the way to redemption meets darkpiler himself this might not be a good influence lol
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
( @zer0-one.bsky.social ) Hey, Zee, hey!
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
[ @thec0nvict.bsky.social ] ...Weird, where in the world did I end up this time?
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
[Orange's black residual spider legs are out today. Not having much of an aim in his orange life anymore, he's just skittering along the floor looking for something to do or someone to meet.]
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
[He winces a little bit like it's a bit painful.] Turns out I can just do that now.
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
[..There are spider legs sprouted from the orange this time? What.]
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
[The orange awkwardly rolls into the bathroom.] ...-
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
(( AU GO
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Got a name, pal?
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Well... [The goofiest little smile.] Hi!
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
[The rot is in stasis, and will not advance again.] Ah. Hah. Ever seen a fruit with scars?
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
[The orange feels soft in some spots-- like a mildly rotten fruit.] Yeahh, don't mind it.
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Aw, why not? [:)]
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Yup. Not very crazy now!
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Well, I've kinda gained myself back by now...
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I think I am. Or was.
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Are you sure-? [The guilt still seems raw.]
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
..man, you probably think I'm crazy, then!
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Hello, hello! [He's certainly more chipper now!]
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
(( I will bother you as him at random times bsky.app/profile/did:...
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
[Guess who came to visit. Lol.]
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
[Platonic only, considering this is a SENTIENT ORANGE.]
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