🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 10/08/2026youtu.be/rqFBr9w5UbY?...youtu.bethere's no point worrying about things you can't fixYouTube video by Kruger 000
🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026[He's smelling his own stink and looks very bothered.] Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww. Orange D.O. for my BO, stat!! 100
🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Uh oh! The a/c broke... Guess you could say I'm comin' in hot!! Haha! Ahah... ... ... Seriously can somebody spray me with water I'm dyin- 000
🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Why does it *bother* me now? What did that rot do to me? 000
🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 16/05/2026(( probably doesn't make sense to make THIS muse sensitive to criticism but whatever 000
🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 16/05/2026[Visibly sad because of one single backhanded comment he got. Who did it-??] 100
🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 15/02/2026[The poor thing doesn't have his joking charm in serious situations anymore. I feel bad.] What could you possibly want from a scarred fruit-? 000
🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 15/02/2026[He wants to BOOK IT, but something stops him.] I'm good on that, pal! 010
🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 15/02/2026[Ah, this fruit has been a creepy thing before. This is an Orange from... an unfortunate universe.] Nuh uh! 010
🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 15/02/2026[His spider legs sprouted out and skittered slightly away. the moment he saw that face. They seem.. residual. Like the after effects of a transformation.] ..Kinda familiar! 010
🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Hey, hey, hey... [Tiny giggle. He's trying to get back into his humor.] 010
🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 15/02/2026(( ex-creepypasta orange on the way to redemption meets darkpiler himself this might not be a good influence lol 000
🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 14/02/2026[Orange's black residual spider legs are out today. Not having much of an aim in his orange life anymore, he's just skittering along the floor looking for something to do or someone to meet.] 000
🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 14/02/2026[He winces a little bit like it's a bit painful.] Turns out I can just do that now. 000
🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 14/02/2026[..There are spider legs sprouted from the orange this time? What.] 000
🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 14/02/2026[The orange awkwardly rolls into the bathroom.] ...- 000
🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026[The rot is in stasis, and will not advance again.] Ah. Hah. Ever seen a fruit with scars? 000
🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026[The orange feels soft in some spots-- like a mildly rotten fruit.] Yeahh, don't mind it. 000
🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026(( I will bother you as him at random times bsky.app/profile/did:... 010
🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026[Platonic only, considering this is a SENTIENT ORANGE.] 010
🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026What do you call a fruit who regrets his past mistakes? An... . Actually, I don't have a pun this time. 000
🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026[Is he recording on the tl?] Big shout-out to Doc from TLT. My rot is gone! I'm not the same, but it's gone. Um. Also, I'm not evil anymore. Give cookies. 120
🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026..Oh yeah? [The first time in the interaction that he actually sounded a bit worried. Realizing it probably saw him lose his mind and hurt people when the rotting was at the worst.] 000
🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026You been here for a bit, or-? [A naturally curious batch of vitamin C.] 000
🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Someone did help me, at least, so it's not all bad. 000
🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026A little less on the ideal side lately, as you can probably guess... 000
🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Ehh. You wouldn't believe the CRAZINESS of my life. This is kinda tame. [Such is the way of an Annoying Orange variant.] 000
🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026[The body twitches, but never moves.] Y'know, kinda new to the whole "can't move a single non-existent muscle" thing. 000
🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026I thought I was rusty with my humor these days! [He seems happy.] 000
🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026[Orange smiles a little bit.] I still got it..?? 000
🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026I mean, I'm bruised now. I don't think anybody wants to eat me! Which is-- good, of course. 000
🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Mmmmm... [He's having trouble sleeping. Might as well make friends with the demon.] I dunno! Any favorite fruit? 000
🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026I'd hop onto you if my insides didn't feel like concrete right now..!! [Ah, the jokes are still in there.] 000
🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026[A sigh.] It's a bit harder to be exactly like myself now. 000
🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026A lot went on in the kitchen! It's kinda nice to see someone here again. [The fruit friends are all gone, and the at-the-time rot forced him to be the catalyst.] 000
🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Well, I'm not really scared, honestly. [Staring. Not like he can do anything else.] 000
🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Oh-- [Well, he's experiencing sleep paralysis as an orange. He's seen a lot, though. He can also somehow still speak. Cartoon logic, I suppose.] I see! You're my demon! 000