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@dashofcitrus.bsky.social
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(Oh, Apple, orange you glad..?) an au/non canon version of annoying orange inspired by the amazing grace! now cured of a cyclic rotting, but he must adjust to what stays as scars. layout art: see pinned mun: 21 ⚠️: rotting, spiders, mass loss/death

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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
youtu.be/rqFBr9w5UbY?...
youtu.be
there's no point worrying about things you can't fix
YouTube video by Kruger
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
[He's smelling his own stink and looks very bothered.] Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww. Orange D.O. for my BO, stat!!
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Uh oh! The a/c broke... Guess you could say I'm comin' in hot!! Haha! Ahah... ... ... Seriously can somebody spray me with water I'm dyin-
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Why does it *bother* me now? What did that rot do to me?
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
(( probably doesn't make sense to make THIS muse sensitive to criticism but whatever
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
[Visibly sad because of one single backhanded comment he got. Who did it-??]
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
[The poor thing doesn't have his joking charm in serious situations anymore. I feel bad.] What could you possibly want from a scarred fruit-?
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
[He wants to BOOK IT, but something stops him.] I'm good on that, pal!
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
[Ah, this fruit has been a creepy thing before. This is an Orange from... an unfortunate universe.] Nuh uh!
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
[His spider legs sprouted out and skittered slightly away. the moment he saw that face. They seem.. residual. Like the after effects of a transformation.] ..Kinda familiar!
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Hey, hey, hey... [Tiny giggle. He's trying to get back into his humor.]
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
(( nothing 👀
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
(( ex-creepypasta orange on the way to redemption meets darkpiler himself this might not be a good influence lol
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
[Orange's black residual spider legs are out today. Not having much of an aim in his orange life anymore, he's just skittering along the floor looking for something to do or someone to meet.]
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
[He winces a little bit like it's a bit painful.] Turns out I can just do that now.
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
[..There are spider legs sprouted from the orange this time? What.]
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
[The orange awkwardly rolls into the bathroom.] ...-
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
(( AU GO
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Got a name, pal?
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Well... [The goofiest little smile.] Hi!
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
[The rot is in stasis, and will not advance again.] Ah. Hah. Ever seen a fruit with scars?
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
[The orange feels soft in some spots-- like a mildly rotten fruit.] Yeahh, don't mind it.
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Aw, why not? [:)]
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Yup. Not very crazy now!
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Well, I've kinda gained myself back by now...
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I think I am. Or was.
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Are you sure-? [The guilt still seems raw.]
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
..man, you probably think I'm crazy, then!
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
(( I will bother you as him at random times bsky.app/profile/did:...
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
[Platonic only, considering this is a SENTIENT ORANGE.]
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
What do you call a fruit who regrets his past mistakes? An... . Actually, I don't have a pun this time.
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
[Is he recording on the tl?] Big shout-out to Doc from TLT. My rot is gone! I'm not the same, but it's gone. Um. Also, I'm not evil anymore. Give cookies.
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
..Oh yeah? [The first time in the interaction that he actually sounded a bit worried. Realizing it probably saw him lose his mind and hurt people when the rotting was at the worst.]
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
You been here for a bit, or-? [A naturally curious batch of vitamin C.]
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Someone did help me, at least, so it's not all bad.
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
A little less on the ideal side lately, as you can probably guess...
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Depends, really!
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Ehh. You wouldn't believe the CRAZINESS of my life. This is kinda tame. [Such is the way of an Annoying Orange variant.]
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
[The body twitches, but never moves.] Y'know, kinda new to the whole "can't move a single non-existent muscle" thing.
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I thought I was rusty with my humor these days! [He seems happy.]
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
[Orange smiles a little bit.] I still got it..??
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I mean, I'm bruised now. I don't think anybody wants to eat me! Which is-- good, of course.
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Mmmmm... [He's having trouble sleeping. Might as well make friends with the demon.] I dunno! Any favorite fruit?
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I'd hop onto you if my insides didn't feel like concrete right now..!! [Ah, the jokes are still in there.]
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
[A sigh.] It's a bit harder to be exactly like myself now.
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
A lot went on in the kitchen! It's kinda nice to see someone here again. [The fruit friends are all gone, and the at-the-time rot forced him to be the catalyst.]
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Well, I'm not really scared, honestly. [Staring. Not like he can do anything else.]
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🍊 orange 🍊 @dashofcitrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Oh-- [Well, he's experiencing sleep paralysis as an orange. He's seen a lot, though. He can also somehow still speak. Cartoon logic, I suppose.] I see! You're my demon!
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