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Darby

@dashingdarbs.bsky.social
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He/him. queer small town werewolf. Aotearoa. old punk plant nerd into weeds, conservation, foraging, brunch, coffee, cargo bikes, loud music. Sensitive but not very deep. Still in love with the world & angry about it.

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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She reminds me of a baby elephant seal
A baby elephant seal pokes its head over the side of a boat, resting its chin on jackets.
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A promise of summer today. I had a go at getting into the water but only managed to just above the knees. Hoping for full immersion before Labour weekend.
On Paekākāriki beach, looking towards Kāpiti island. The tide is heading out, the sun is shining, blue sky, everything sparkly. It looks warmer than it is, I couldn't get into the water further than just above my knees.
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There are several things I could be doing, but it's a glorious day to lie on the couch for a bit
A leprechaun looking full lies on a couch. He's wearing a black & yellow Mr Bungle shirt. The couch is blue. Behind him is a coffee table piled with rocks, fossils, a pottery sea lion, a carved wooden figure and a red wooden snipe.
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Found this fuzzy little guy outside the train station this morning. No eucalyptus around so I put him on a flowering shrub for shelter, at least. Sooo fuzzy!
A gum moth on a person's hand. The moth is beige and fuzzy, with pairs of darker eye spots on fore and hind wings
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Post a pic from your device without explanation.
A black and white map overlaying a photograph, 1940s, showing a river mouth, beach and oceanside properties.
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Since 1992
An iced coffee at the window of Midnight Espresso. The facing wall is blue-pink, there is a yellow mosaic moon on the ground, with a matching yellow car going past.
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Also:
A barbers bench and tools of the trade. On the mirror is a sticker saying "Anti-Fascist Hair Club"
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yellow text graffiti on a red surface: "fuck ice" "marry nobody" "kill God"
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's a long time since anyone has bought me flowers 😊
Golden orchids, orange tulips
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
City of Lost Children
A red headed man in a blue jersey crouches before a girl with dark hair, wearing a red dress and a red and white long sleeved top. The setting is industrial, night, urban or possibly a port.
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Life is good
A gluten free pizza (olives, capers, anchovies, garlic and cheese on a tomato base) in an open pizza box. One slice has been scoffed.
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This couple staring through my bedroom window
Two kereru in a tree, from through a dirty window
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The gluten free tax: half as much for twice the price. Sealord hoki fillets
Four sad looking gluten free crumbed hoki fillets in a cardboard packet.
 Sealord hoki fillets.
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just a reminder:
A circular calendar showing Wellington seasons. Including  both springs and Shitsville
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A blue background & the words "Is it snowing in Dunedin?
Yes"
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
See ya Te Wai Pounamu. Miss you already.
The view back to Picton as the ferry leave the south island. The sky is blue, the hills are bushclad
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Excellent gluten free fish and chips from Cods&Crays in Kaikoura. They have a dedicated fryer and are lovely people.
A pile of battered gernard and chips sits on newsprint, alongside a tin of tomato sauce.
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A slow drive in at times heavy rain from Te Anau to Oamaru. Tomorrow I'll aim for Kaikoura I think. But now dinner (with gluten free beer!) at Scotts Brewery.
A pint of Scotts 1905Gluten free chicken wings and a side salad omg
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A black and white collie dog with a kind eye comes in for a cuddleTwo chocolate brown Havana Siamese cats curled together in a blue fabric basket
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Found this in my stuff. It's shrunk a bit from 20? years ago. Still awesome.
A guy wears an extremely tight tshirt, white, with a screenprint of two guys having a picnic under a tree. Text reads:
 Gore
It's not that gay

It's a very NZ joke of its time
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Share the last pic of the sky from your phone
One of my favourite trees, early morning, Aramoana.
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My life right now in one picture. Week 2 of a 2 week roadie
A view of the back of a Subaru outback set up for camping. A chaos of pillows, duvets and clothes, like a cost rats nest.
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
At my favourite roastery in the whole world (Mazagran), having a perfect coffee. Life is good
An oat flat white in a glass, on a white marble bench top. Half a kilo of ground Colombian sits alongside, ready for the weekend.
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The family message channel. Mum suggests blue is a pretty colour, alluding to voting National. I answer it suits the blue lips of pensioners with no energy grant...
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Morning from Lake Mapourika. Kea flying over at 6am. Too icy to go anywhere until 9am
An utterly still lake reflecting pale blue sky, snow capped mountains, a bank of morning mist. Framed by trees
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Marble hill tonight. Just found out it's meant to snow in the pass tonight, hope it doesn't come this far west.
A pale blue sky with high cloud. Big bush clad hills, snowy mountains in behindA pale blue sky with high cloud. Big bush clad hills, snowy mountains in behind
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Drinking my coffee at Pelorus bridge
A deep green river flows through grey rocks and scrubby bush. The sky is greyA green river flows under a grey steel and concrete bridge, through rocks and mixed beech, broadleaf podocarp forest
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A 70s sunken lounge in green. It's like a big bowl of guacamole, but instead of corn chips, someone's dipping a Grace Jones record in the bowl.
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A very busy room- 70s aesthetic. Carpet is red, seating is black and white in concentric patterns. There is a conical metal fireplace with an internal flue.
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Ok, inspired. I did take out the tea towels and seven paper bags.
Second drawer down. The drawer for all the things that don't go anywhere else. Visible is a multi-colored array of stuff- playing cards, pegs, n95s, net mending tool, packing tape, stickers, pens, a torch, loyalty cards...
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Mike Meyers as Austin Powers does a thirst trap, unbuttoning a white frilly shirt to show luxuriant chest hair. He appears to have a "come hither" expression.
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Post your lock screen
Two wind shaped tōtara on a high ridge on Banks peninsula. The sea is very blue, there is snow and ice on the ground.
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Film you've watched heaps yadda yadda yadda
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Smeary blearing gloomy shot from the train across the motorway to QEP. It is sleety and the sun is a brownish blur
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
6°. Feels like 0° in the wind
A gloomy grey and chilly railway station. The yellow safety line glows
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Livin the dream
A leprechaun looking fella in hi vis, standing in a swamp with a smile on his face
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Evening commute
Golden low sun lights up escarpment behind QE park, Kāpiti. A fast fattening moon is rising in a wintery blue sky
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Reading for the first time in thirty years. One chapter in: it's still a good yarn.
A book cover showing cartoon explosions. Central text says: The Monkey Wrench Gang
Edward Abbey
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A close up of a Barbie doll's face. She has a look of disgust
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Having a dream in my fishing cup. Safe travels Sam.
A dark green bottle of Ardbeg whisky on a wooden bench, with a red metal cup in front of it
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Goya's dog. On the edge of the world. Or maybe just looking at that very good stew disappearing without a morsel being shared.
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Everyone and their dogs are at the beach today
Blue sky, grey sand, blue sea. Looking south along Paekakariki beach. Many people and dogs!Sun, sand, surf, lots of people at the beach
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Yep
A grey and white coffee cup with a grouse on it in black line work. A tattooed hand is holding it. Foreground is a dark blue furry blanket. Background is painted white walls with early yellow sunlight.
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Matariki lunch at the cuzzies. Slow cooked lamb, roast veges and garden veges
Matariki lunch at the cuzzies: 
Slow cooked lamb, roast veges, veges from the gardenroast lamb, salad greens and roast vege on a blue plate
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Anyone want a chip? I'm full.
A bowl still mostly full of hot chips. Sauce and aioli on the side
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Nom
Nachos with venison mince and veges. Baby salad greens from the garden
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Made a big pot of Thai spiced pumpkin soup, and remembered I don't really like pumpkin. Oh well, I'll freeze it for the apocalypse, and work lunches. Here's what I had for tea 🤩
Made a big pot of Thai spiced pumpkin soup, and remembered I don't really like pumpkin. Oh well, I'll freeze it for the apocalypse. Here's what I had for tea 🤩
Picture shows a packet of gluten free mince and cheese pies.
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
A fairly bitter Monday morning. Should have brought my gloves.
A railway station platform. Everything is lit up grey concrete, but the yellow safety line pops in the pre dawn gloom. Not seen but keenly felt: the bitter southerly wind. There's snow in its teeth.
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
A very roughly drawn eye of Sauron on the phallic thingy in the mall, with apocalyptic fireworks behind
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Darby @dashingdarbs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I am this cat
Photo of a tabby cat and a cream coloured small dog, both digging holes in a forest.
The text explains that the dog is a trained truffle hound, finding truffles. The cat is not trained, just likes to dig holes with the dog, does not find or care about truffles.
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