J 🌾 @dasdatjordy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026For the first time in my life more people in Sydney wanna fuck me than in Melbourne and yet I’m stuck here 070
J 🌾 @dasdatjordy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Thursday and Sunday nights are peak hookup nights I can’t explain it and yet we must obey 120
J 🌾 @dasdatjordy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I’ll give myself 2 more weeks to fully recover and best believe I’m getting railed as soon as I’m able 030
J 🌾 @dasdatjordy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I’ve been sick for almost THREE whole weeks but today feels like a turning point and I’m so excited 120
Reposted by J 🌾CUT + HAIRY 🔞 @haakimhairy.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Repost if you want to be choked 0817
J 🌾 @dasdatjordy.bsky.social · 28/10/2025This the sickest shit I’ve ever heard spotify.link/ECDRQMdyPXbspotify.linkBerghain 030
J 🌾 @dasdatjordy.bsky.social · 27/10/2025This female ALPHA Eevee bout to be the hottest vaporeon on the block 010
J 🌾 @dasdatjordy.bsky.social · 26/10/2025PinkPantheress it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you though there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa’s orchard 030
J 🌾 @dasdatjordy.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Legends: Z-A is fabulous but I’m gonna need a word with whoever was in charge if the Pokémon size scaling 140
