J 🌾 @dasdatjordy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026For the first time in my life more people in Sydney wanna fuck me than in Melbourne and yet I’m stuck here 070
J 🌾 @dasdatjordy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I’ve been sick for almost THREE whole weeks but today feels like a turning point and I’m so excited 120
Reposted by J 🌾CUT + HAIRY 🔞 @haakimhairy.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Repost if you want to be choked 0817
J 🌾 @dasdatjordy.bsky.social · 28/10/2025This the sickest shit I’ve ever heard spotify.link/ECDRQMdyPXbspotify.linkBerghain 030
J 🌾 @dasdatjordy.bsky.social · 27/10/2025This female ALPHA Eevee bout to be the hottest vaporeon on the block 010
J 🌾 @dasdatjordy.bsky.social · 26/10/2025PinkPantheress it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you though there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa’s orchard 030
J 🌾 @dasdatjordy.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Legends: Z-A is fabulous but I’m gonna need a word with whoever was in charge if the Pokémon size scaling 140
J 🌾 @dasdatjordy.bsky.social · 23/09/2025I hate LinkedIn so much what do you mean it’s unprofessional to tell one of my best friends I love them 130
J 🌾 @dasdatjordy.bsky.social · 19/08/2025It’s been a huge couple of days. I’ve finally been diagnosed with ADHD, I’ve been offered a spot in my dream course and resigned from my job today effective from tomorrow. My life is turning around HUGELY and I’m so nervous but I’m sooo excited 1140
J 🌾 @dasdatjordy.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Decided I’m leaving my corporate job to go to fashion school and I’m SO excited 180
J 🌾 @dasdatjordy.bsky.social · 15/08/2025You’re telling me I report to someone who thinks collagen can be absorbed through the gut? 110
J 🌾 @dasdatjordy.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Is there anything more disgusting than when people put non-foaming soap into foaming soap dispensers and it gets pumped out like snot 020
