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Daryl Turnbull

@daryltu.bsky.social
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Failed optimist turned cynic. Sniping from the sidelines. All views entirely heretical. Get Tae Falkirk,......

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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 1m
Putin gets a lovely diesel based birthday present from Dementia Donnie.....
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 40m
The inevitable word salad temper tantrum rant from the low IQ dementia ridden orange ghoul Trump at his failure to procure the Nobel Peace Prize. Top tip- maybe don't go starting wars with Iran.....
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 12h
Dementia Donnie is sailing close to the wind with that load.......
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 12h
THIS INTOLERABLE INJUSTICE MUST BE REVERSED - REINSTATE PLUTO TO FULL PLANETARY STATUS FORTHWITH - THIS IS NOT A DRILL.......
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 21h
George Orwell - "sooner or later, a false belief bumps up against solid reality", such as the Dementia Donnie delusion that Iran would be another Venezuela....
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 22h
Behold! The metamorphosis of Susan Dell from chrysalis to Big Beautiful Butterfly.....
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 22h
Ah well Donnie, there's always the next FIFA Peace Prize to look forward to......
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 22h
Zionists have an awesome superpower - the ability to shut down any argument by shrieking "you're anti-Semitic".....
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
MAGA outrage as the low IQ dementia ridden orange ghoul Trump fails once again to receive the Nobel Peace Prize......
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ameikkka truly through the looking glass as raging alkie Pete Hegseth announces a live streamed firing squad execution.....
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Restore walloper Tyler Johnson loses his deposit at the Holborn and St Pancras by election 🤣🤣🤣......
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Holborn and St Pancras results?- I shit 'em"......
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Laura Loomer is where it's at baby.....
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The White Walkers have infiltrated the Whitehouse.....
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The low IQ dementia ridden orange ghoul Trump still laughably trying to punt that AI as Super Intelligence horseshit 🤣🤣🤣......
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A bought and paid for Judge rules the raid on the Andrew formerly known as Princes gaff was illegal. Forthcoming - he gets his confiscated shit back, then the case gets quietly dropped.....
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jay Blades Life Lessons: Lesson 1- Don't be a fucking rapist....
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ali G- Who Iz I. I is a desperately unfunny outdated rabid Zionist prick, that's who I "iz".......
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Apparently the former Epstein pimped escort Melania Trump addresses the low IQ dementia ridden orange ghoul as "sir", usually with tears in her eyes......
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Royal Navy member Teddy Young charged with spying, keeping a grand British tradition alive. Kim Philby would've been proud.....
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Reform UK Ltd channelling the spirit of Cilla Black with the result of their internal "investigation".....
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kemi Bad Enough promises collective punishment for the poor with her disastrous flim flam wind and pish Tory conference speech.....
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ex defence minister (and wanted war criminal) Gallant admitted the Hannibal Directive was employed on October 7th. So how many people that day were killed by their fellow Zionists?......
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Saudi intelligence informed the combover war criminal Netanyahu well in advance that Hamas were planning an attack, and he let it unfold. The perfect excuse for the genocide he'd always dreamt of......
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Digger digs itself a box office black hole......
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Overrated villain Paul Ferris has karked it. Spoke to him once in a pub in Bathgate- I was underwhelmed.....
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Bollocks to this- I'm offski."....
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Kemi delusion of brilliance is something to behold.......
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mitch McConnell lays out his Grindr manifesto......
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm baffled that that Wonder Years adjacent piss poor drag act "Marilyn Manson" was ever even considered a contender......
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Ethelred, git a move on, your gonnae be late fur school". "Fuxsake maw, ah'm trying ma best, but ah'm no quite ready".....
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Degenerate gamblers - TAKE TIME TO THINK, then blow your wages anyway, cos we're only paying lip service to some toothless OFCOM rule"......
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Roll on that Big Beautiful Obituary......
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
TBF, he lost the humility he gained in the nick and reverted back to being a cunt once he got out....
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Israel"- Land of Creation. Creating illegal occupation, apartheid, forced displacement, ethnic cleansing and genocide since 1948....
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Having read those prison diaries, Jeffrey Archer wasn't quite the cunt you thought he was.....
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ya gotta hand it to the French - they might have been capitulating surrender monkeys during the war, but they sure know how to protest.....
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Separated at birth - Dr Bunsen Honeydew, and Muppet shadow chancellor Andrew Griffith.....
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kemi Bad Enough "iron dome" proposal back of a fag packet half arsed bollocks.....
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The News Agents absolutely full of shit with their Zionist whataboutery justification......
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This motherfucker is the future if we let it- skynet and fuck knows what......
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fixed it for this unemployable twat........
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fuck this whataboutery with other conflicts in the world - Britain was complicit with the Zionist project from the start - that's why it's different......
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Apparently Your Party is still a thing......
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Old skool plague making a comeback. None of your wussy pussy COVID mind- this is a PROPER disease.....
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"The indignity! How dare they"! The Andrew formerly known as Prince on a hiding to nothing trying to sue the cops for getting lifted in February.....
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
AI slop latest - the low IQ dementia ridden orange ghoul Trump seems to think there are penguins in Greenland - there aren't.....
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gosport gimps getting jiggy.....
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hope you stay safe 🙏
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Daryl Turnbull @daryltu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's understood Peter Thiel has achieved another nerdy step towards the annihilation of the human race because he couldn't get a ride when he was an incel teenager.......
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