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The Fairford five- "Blimey guv, if we'd known half inching some diesel was gonna cause a major international incident, we wouldn't 'ave bleeding bothered would we"?......

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"This is an urgent appeal from Tommy Tucker Yaxley Lennon Robinson - we desperately need you to donate your Universal Credit for the Danny Tommo political prisoner defence fund"....

Public school ponce Danny Tommo sobs uncontrollably into his performative bible prop at the knowledge he'll be sharing that cell with Big Bubba til March 27th.....

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And he looked such a decent chap......

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The frog faced fud Farage's new profile pic corrected.....

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Ed Miiband-"We hear you, we got it wrong". "We" might begin to believe you if you de- proscribed Palestine Action for a start......

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It would appear that the whiny snowflake bitch Farage is developing a vag neck like his idol Dementia Donnie....

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Four of the RAF Fairford suspects believed to be called Omar, Waj, Barry and Faisal....

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Pink- "I'm Not Dead Yet". Nope, but your fuckin career is.....

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The Orange Order and chums snapped mooching about on the Garvaghy road......

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Schrödingers communist - Democrats "they're commies, they're bad people, bad bad people". Xi Jinping - "my hero" (swoon)....

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Couldn't give a shit that the Republic of Ireland beat the Zionists "comfortably"- that fuckin match should never have been played. Gavin Bazunu the only non Invertebrate among them......

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Human rights barrister Margaret Owen, 94 (and Jewish) arrested under the terrorist act for holding up a placard outside the Labour party conference. Beyond the fucking beyond.....

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Nurse Ratched- "Nope, sorry, I'm done - there's nothing I can do for them, they're hopeless cases".....

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Ah, Trump should be alright - he's got the mark of Cain......

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Burqa boy Blackshort gimp nonces on parade. "Reporting for duty, sah"!.....

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Meanwhile in Southern Lebanon, the Zionist ghouls keep demolishing buildings as their occupation and ethnic cleansing continues with impunity.....

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"This is an urgent appeal - me n Tommo are running low on ching - so could you please donate your Universal Credit".....

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Separated at birth - old lag Lizzie Birdsworth, and jumping jack flash, Mick Jagger......

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The Invertebrate community warmly welcomes the Republic of Ireland team (except for Gavin Bazunu).....

Y'all ain't dating shit gals......

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The Republic of Ireland team a bunch of chicken shit shills. The Irish of all people should know the history of oppression.....

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So the British delegate stayed to listen to the combover war criminal Netanyahu. Genocide complicit pussy.....

BBC radio news euphemism bullshit time again - they just referred to a genocide as "the conflict in Gaza".....

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The fact that the genocide apologist Pink is still an ambassador for UNICEF of all things when the Zionists are one of the biggest killers of children worldwide.....

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In protest at this "Trump Strait" bollocks, the Straight of Hormuz declares itself bi curious watersports adjacent.....

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One minute the low IQ dementia ridden orange ghoul Trump is calling Democrats commies, the next he's kissing a communist dictators ass.....

"Your sex life is a tragedy - it's not my concern"......

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Risible wee ginger hobbit Ed Sheeran cancels gigs due to "bad weather"- my arse......

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Big Bubba tucks "Danny Tommo" in for the night as he cries himself to sleep.....

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When it comes down to it, far right fucks are wussies and pussies, like public school prick "Danny Tommo" breaking down in court when refused bail......

Separated at birth - raging coke head Daniella Westbrook, and raging coke head lickle Tommy Tucker Yaxley Robinson......

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The litter situation in Basingstoke is getting out of hand......

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Of course, by pleading not guilty, it goes to trial, thereby "Danny Tommo" can play the victim and grift for donations, and plenty knuckledraggers will fall for it....

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