Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026We had a pineapple plant out front of our house when I was a kid, and whenever it started growing one, someone would steal it. 000
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I'm at the quilt shop getting stuff for my wife so often that even though they didn't have the Frixtion pen I came in for, they loaned me one of theirs until I can get one via Amazon. 010
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Trump should show respect for the beliefs of his constituents by not getting a flu shot this year. 010
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026(Checks USDA canning guide to determine if this requires hot bath or pressure canning) 100
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I decided to split the difference, I ordered 6 bulbs of Sicilian Soft neck and will fill in the other part of the rows with store-bought organic garlic. 110
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My cheap ass is seriously considering buying (organic) garlic bulbs at the store to plant. 3 bulbs for $2 instead of 1 bulb for $4. #vegetablegardening 231
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Put him in jail. Make sure there are people of color there. He'll hate it. 000
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You need a link to the trail cam I have? 🤣 010
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Andy Barr has a commercial on featuring his daughter and all I can think is "that poor girl". 001
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm calling it official that I've switched my Java dev from Eclipse to VS Code and Eclipse can rest in hell where it belongs. 000
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Sad thing is I remember that exact SNL skit, the "Schlitz Gay" commercial. 110
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Oh I made tacos last night and it was GOOD. 110
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Second batch: Scotch Bonnet sauce. #vegetablegardening #spicygardening #zone7b 141
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It smells like our local Mexican restaurant, so that's a plus. 110
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I don't have toddler duty so I'm making hot sauce of my last peppers of the season. 100
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Gotta use the last of the peppers before they go bad. #vegetablegardening #spicygardening #zone7a 141
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 16/09/2026(Yeah I'm going on an antisemitism block list for that) 010
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ms Rachel: don't kill kids This guy: not being able to kill kids is Antisemitism! 120
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Wife has her dream tickets to Phoebe Bridgers in Indy tomorrow night and is running a fever and coughing. Yay. 000
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 13/09/2026No, the real bitch is what he called her as soon as he got in the car. 000
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I was looking for names of the most evil woman in history and went with number 2, Erma..someone suggested "J.K. Rowling" and I was like "whoa there, Satan". 000
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Ow. I mean Service Academy grads are dicks anyways but yeah, this sums it up. 000
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Father in law watching PL soccer: "all that space and they could be playing American football " Me: "I've never seen a 320 pound cornfed British midfielder." 000
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I passed a cyber truck with a passenger. Possible kidnapping? 010
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Plant your own garden you brown four-legged asshole. #vegetablegardening #zone7b #deersuck 171
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Please tell me she has a full ride to a top-tier university. 000
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It's gonna be a hellacious El Nino. youtu.be/IvmeUStFvz8?...youtu.be"El Nino" Chris FarleyYouTube video by Christopher Farr 000
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Bug report. "So it's an edge case but not really an edge case. Kind of like the Hot Topic of edge cases." 010
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Like all cats he's a jerk. He's even worse when he finds the freeze-dried minnows. 120
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I left my harvest on the kitchen island and woke up to them on the floor and being used as cat toys. 130
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 30/08/2026You can almost hear the sneer on the one word. 110
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Just so you know who renamed Lake Ontario. 000
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 30/08/2026It doesn't count if it's not to El Salvador. 000
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Cucumber season officially ended for me and I pulled out the trellises (trellisii?). Plenty of jalapenos and pepperoncinis today, green beans and tomatoes in the very near future. 010
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 30/08/2026False. You are not adopting him. He is adopting you. All hail your new feline overlord. 000
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 30/08/2026So many pepperoncinis the toddler get bored and walked away. #vegetablegardening #spicygardening #zone7b 070
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Managed to get the sprayer of liquid fence away from the toddler before getting to the "emergency bath" point. 000
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Four seasons of Ted Lasso but I still think of Juno Temple from her one season of Fargo. 100
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026This tomato has seen some **** man. #vegetablegardening #zone7b 2132
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Wait, I want a dog robot to humanely chase deer and rabbits away from my garden. I can hear the metallic barking in my head. 010
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Since when was he ever nice? He literally posted celebrating James Comey's death. 000
Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Just watched Lanterns episode 2. I need an Earl for my garden to deal with the deer and rabbits. 000