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Jason The Gosh Darned

@dartmanx.bsky.social
1.3K followers 950 following 6.1K posts

Average software developer. Dad joke enthusiast. US Air Force veteran. Gardner. He/him. I don't owe MAGA cockroaches an argument. Foxtrot Delta Tango. OF Types: I'm not interested. I follow gardeners to get something besides politics on my feed.

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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We had a pineapple plant out front of our house when I was a kid, and whenever it started growing one, someone would steal it.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm at the quilt shop getting stuff for my wife so often that even though they didn't have the Frixtion pen I came in for, they loaned me one of theirs until I can get one via Amazon.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#vegetablegardening 🌱 #garlicmemes
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jesus He Knows Me was about America too.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trump should show respect for the beliefs of his constituents by not getting a flu shot this year.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(Checks USDA canning guide to determine if this requires hot bath or pressure canning)
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I decided to split the difference, I ordered 6 bulbs of Sicilian Soft neck and will fill in the other part of the rows with store-bought organic garlic.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My cheap ass is seriously considering buying (organic) garlic bulbs at the store to plant. 3 bulbs for $2 instead of 1 bulb for $4. #vegetablegardening
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Put him in jail. Make sure there are people of color there. He'll hate it.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You need a link to the trail cam I have? 🤣
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Andy Barr has a commercial on featuring his daughter and all I can think is "that poor girl".
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm calling it official that I've switched my Java dev from Eclipse to VS Code and Eclipse can rest in hell where it belongs.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sad thing is I remember that exact SNL skit, the "Schlitz Gay" commercial.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh I made tacos last night and it was GOOD.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Second batch: Scotch Bonnet sauce. #vegetablegardening #spicygardening #zone7b
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It smells like our local Mexican restaurant, so that's a plus.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don't have toddler duty so I'm making hot sauce of my last peppers of the season.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Gotta use the last of the peppers before they go bad. #vegetablegardening #spicygardening #zone7a
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Did I hear gumbo?????
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
(Yeah I'm going on an antisemitism block list for that)
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ms Rachel: don't kill kids This guy: not being able to kill kids is Antisemitism!
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Wife has her dream tickets to Phoebe Bridgers in Indy tomorrow night and is running a fever and coughing. Yay.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Found this guy a couple years ago.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No, the real bitch is what he called her as soon as he got in the car.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I was looking for names of the most evil woman in history and went with number 2, Erma..someone suggested "J.K. Rowling" and I was like "whoa there, Satan".
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ow. I mean Service Academy grads are dicks anyways but yeah, this sums it up.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Father in law watching PL soccer: "all that space and they could be playing American football " Me: "I've never seen a 320 pound cornfed British midfielder."
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I passed a cyber truck with a passenger. Possible kidnapping?
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Plant your own garden you brown four-legged asshole. #vegetablegardening #zone7b #deersuck
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Please tell me she has a full ride to a top-tier university.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's gonna be a hellacious El Nino. youtu.be/IvmeUStFvz8?...
youtu.be
"El Nino" Chris Farley
YouTube video by Christopher Farr
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Bug report. "So it's an edge case but not really an edge case. Kind of like the Hot Topic of edge cases."
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Turns mine into a psychopath.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Like all cats he's a jerk. He's even worse when he finds the freeze-dried minnows.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I left my harvest on the kitchen island and woke up to them on the floor and being used as cat toys.
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I AM DAD @iamdad.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You can almost hear the sneer on the one word.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just so you know who renamed Lake Ontario.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It doesn't count if it's not to El Salvador.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Cucumber season officially ended for me and I pulled out the trellises (trellisii?). Plenty of jalapenos and pepperoncinis today, green beans and tomatoes in the very near future.
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Roman Sheremeta @rshereme.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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💚🌏Myles🌏💚 @rainbowregionmyles.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Happy #SocialistSunday comrades ✊🏻
Four-panel political cartoon. An older white man in a suit warns two workers, one Black, one white, "Careful. That foreigner wants your cookie." While he distracts them, the workers wrestle the plate of cookies away from him and ultimately share them peacefully together.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
False. You are not adopting him. He is adopting you. All hail your new feline overlord.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
So many pepperoncinis the toddler get bored and walked away. #vegetablegardening #spicygardening #zone7b
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Managed to get the sprayer of liquid fence away from the toddler before getting to the "emergency bath" point.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Four seasons of Ted Lasso but I still think of Juno Temple from her one season of Fargo.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This tomato has seen some **** man. #vegetablegardening #zone7b
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Wait, I want a dog robot to humanely chase deer and rabbits away from my garden. I can hear the metallic barking in my head.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Since when was he ever nice? He literally posted celebrating James Comey's death.
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Jason The Gosh Darned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just watched Lanterns episode 2. I need an Earl for my garden to deal with the deer and rabbits.
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