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Darth Trade

@darthtrade.bsky.social
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Don’t be fooled by the lazy AI Generated profile image, i’m not a bot. At least I don’t think I am.

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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Only in the US would this sort of public masturbation be accepted from the nation’s elected leader.
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
America is learning that when you elect a dictator, you turn into a third world country. It happens quickly in the blink on an eye.
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Are you seriously asking if the organisation that invented a “peace prize” for trump is complicit?
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
As someone who just started aquaponics I am Very interested in this. Feel free to post more about this!
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Rhetoric is not the same as a plan.
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
USA: “You need to step up and look after your own defence” Also USA: “You need to buy our weapons” Also Also USA: “Your not getting any of the weapons you bought any time soon” Who needs enemies with “allies” like that?
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Nuns at play. Just a bit of nunsense.
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
From nun to 100 in 9.2 seconds
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
From nun to 100 in 9.2 seconds.
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
These are not meals. There not even survival rations. We should call them Hegseth rations.
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Is he quoting Iran? Because that fits.
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I’m quite sure Hegseth and team have looked at this carefully and decided that logistics are woke and it really doesn’t matter were you stash non-combatant aircraft. It’s no tlike you need them right? I mean no such thing as force multiplication from something without bombs right?
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Serious question. Would this technically make the pilot the first Quwaiti airforce ace?
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
3. the viking is not leaning over in bathtub after being shot 5 times after trying to run over the ice officers as the video above "clearly shows"
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
2. The officers are all wearing the same uniform and don’t look like the bought random military clothing from their local army depot shop.
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
This video is AI. But not for the reasons you think. The viking rolling down the road in a bathtub on weals is perhaps the most realistic part of the video, from there it gets weird for the follow reasons. 1. As the poster pointed out. The ICE officers appear fit and disciplined.
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Still. Appreciate all you do. Even if I wish the circumstances were different.
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Your Pres. Your Prob. Sorry I don’t make the rules.
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
You can afford a pick? Upper class snob!
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Coast guard team 6
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Owning land that other people farm doesn’t make you a farmer. It makes you an aristocrat.
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Worlds fastest coaster deserves to be called swift.
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Because safely operating really expensive military aircraft does not show “warrior ethos”. I wonder how long it is until we get to “ Were not trying hard enough unless we’re taking casualties”
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
MAGA - Make Argentina Great again.
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I’m reliably informed that the Russians scuttled the Slava to prevent her falling into German hands. I’m trying to come to terms with why they thought that was necessary.
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Ah. I can picture a hypothetical engagement in my head. “Captain, french warship green 20 long range. Shall we prepare to engage?” “Good God man no! Look at it, can’t you see it’s suffered enough!” And that’s how the french invented pity cam.
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I would call it a horizontal and vertical self propelled gun.
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Isn’t the rule that a tank can fit on a howitzer but not the other way around or something like that.
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
My favourite tanks are the Russian ones filled with large amounts of flammable liquids. I like the pretty fireworks they make once they are successfully defended from Ukrainian UAVs but succumb to the falling debris.
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Standby for the announcement of severe sanctions and tarrifs…… in about 2 weeks.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
If you think the bruises on Donald's hands are bad from last week, you should see his knees from Alaska.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
OTD in 1939 Adolf Hitler began his special military operation to protect ethnic Germans from persecution by Poland. Imagine such a bullshit excuse today
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Hear me out. How about a ram on the bow. I mean its almost custom designed for it.
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Not sure of the fighter type. NATO designation might be “Fencesitter”.
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
This is the new Tesla bus. It does away with traditional bus designs by looking like a TEL. It also reduces costs by being electric and not wasting money on aesthetic’s like side windows.
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I have found that occasionally the eggs crack. Looks like Ive been doing it wrong. Just need the cool down afterwards!
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I’ve found putting cold eggs into boiling water, then once cooked putting them into cold water for a few minutes works best.
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Where? I don’t see any Rod Stua….. Ah, there he is, hard to spot in the dazzle cam.
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
This would be trumps wet dream come true. So much easier to consolidate complete power when your nation is under attack.
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Does this mean we can redesignate Canberra from LHD to LHD-EW in light of her new found electronic warfare capabilities?
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
What airfield defence doing!
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
This is the trojan horse tax. It will start at 3 million then slowly start creeping down. Before you know it all unrealised gains will be taxed. Remember when income tax was first introduced in the US it was only 1% on the richest people in the country. Taxes always expand to all eventually.
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Jennifer C @thejenniwren.teamlh.social · 17/05/2025
Trump vs Trump The genius finally met his match 🙄 Thanks to @thedailyshow.com
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John Harding @catmedicactual.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Everyone should repost this. bsky.app/profile/thej...
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
When Lara Loomer pushes back you know you have finally hit rock bottom. That said, I expect to be proven wrong, he will keep digging.
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
This sounds crazy until you realise that 1 in 3 Americans still think trump is doing ok on the economy. So maybe there are that many fentanyl addicts.
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Watching what’s going on in the US at the moment is like watching a guy kick himself repeatedly in his own balls, you would not have thought it possible if you weren’t witnessing it with your own eyes.
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
The Emo Reaper
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
“Might upset children”….. I watched as an adult over 10 years ago. I still feel nauseous every time I hear the name Threads.
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Darth Trade @darthtrade.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Art of the kneel.
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