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@darthtempus.bsky.social
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Mark @darthtempus.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Sarah Henderson is an elected Senator. 🫠🤦🏼
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Austin McCoy @austinmccoy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
This president is the only president to negotiate with himself, in public, and lose collossally. This would be comical if his antics were not lethal and harmful
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Mark @darthtempus.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Bored now 🥱
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Mark @darthtempus.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Whenever I see Eurovision rankings on FB, this is now my response.
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Mark @darthtempus.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
And in case the person in question or one of his ‘friends’ like Wayne is reading this, the only reason we know about STIM is because your German crush told us. And for the record she ALWAYS said disparaging stuff about you behind your back. She didn’t like you.
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Danie Tregonning @danietreg.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Will Albo be wearing a North Face jacket for this presser? Sorry Victorians, that was too far. I apologise.
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Mark @darthtempus.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
For a very select small group of Australian Eurofans….
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Mark @darthtempus.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Realising that James Martin TVR is 8 years YOUNGER than me! Could have sworn it was the other way around. 🤯🤯
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Shannon Ellery Hubbell @brundlefly.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
This is an enormous step forward for women of people.
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Wind Machine Podcast @windmachinepodcast.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Episode 109 - 1966: “Fashion Clones, Back To The Villa, and Thanks Darls” is coming very soon!
Image description: on a psychedelic swirl background in pinks and purples, large purple/blue bubble text ringed in black reads the episode number, large pink bubble text ringed in black reads the year, and smaller white bubble text ringed in black reads the episode title. Under all that in the middle bottom is the podcast logo with the modern flags of Eurovision 



We’re back!
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Mark @darthtempus.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
They found 2 missing episodes of Doctor Who?!?!
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a man in a suit and tie says oh my god okay it 's happening ..
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says oh my god okay it 's happening ..
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Mark @darthtempus.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
The same guy who was all buddy buddy with Herzog. You can’t make this up. What a flog of a person. Disrepute.
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Mark @darthtempus.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Just wait until Israel sends its military cronies to the beaches of Bondi. They will demand everyone evacuate before bombing all of Bondi and its surrounding suburbs. And then come in and steal the land.
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Mark @darthtempus.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
As much as I hate both the current U.S. and Israeli governments with a passion, the action to topple the Islamic Republic in Iran is the right thing to do. I don’t agree with how the went about it but what’s done is done. And after speaking to an Iranian friend today, that’s the general consensus.
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Mark @darthtempus.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Yeah, told ya! 😎🤭
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Phil Dore @philjdore.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Two things can be true at once. The US strikes on Iran are hugely irresponsible and murderous, and also absolutely nobody should mourn this guy.
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Mark @darthtempus.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Israel avoid deliberately killing civilians challenge… Failed.
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Trekkie Bill 🖖🏻 @trekkiebill.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Fuck Donald Trump
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Matt Fulton @mattfulton.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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Mark @darthtempus.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
And for balance…
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Mark @darthtempus.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Some of us just want to watch UMK in peace without the onset of WW3
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Mark @darthtempus.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
You motherfuckers fired first. WHEN WILL YOU STOP LYING?!?!
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Mark @darthtempus.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The US and Israel have, in fact, begun an illegal war with Iran. The US lured Iran into talks and seemingly reached an agreement that Iran would end its uranium enrichment. As of 8:00 AM, Israel and the US launched a surprise attack on Iran with the intent of assassinating its leadership
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Nicke 🇸🇪🇺🇦🍉 @hejinternet.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
New month, new country being attacked by USA.
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Mark @darthtempus.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
FUCK ISRAEL 🤬
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Mark @darthtempus.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Oop they’re awake 😂
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Mark @darthtempus.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Like most positions of power in the Eurovision sphere, just continue sweeping uncomfortable things under the carpet and accuse anyone who dares to speak up as creating ‘drama’.
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Mark @darthtempus.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
So West Brom, how many Managers can you field? West Brom “Yes” Source: BBC share.google/Y3B575DRViOv...
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Eric Ramsay: West Bromwich Albion sack head coach after nine games
West Bromwich Albion sack head coach Eric Ramsay after only nine games in charge at The Hawthorns.
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Mark @darthtempus.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Semi regular message to Australian drivers LEARN. HOW. TO. FUCKING. DRIVE!!! 🤬
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Mark @darthtempus.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Yep. Checks out
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Mark @darthtempus.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
You don’t defeat Nazi propaganda by going on Goebbels’s broadcast, you defeat it by storming the beaches of Normandy
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I think the fun thing about the latest John Oliver episode is that he’s mainstreaming what has been common discourse here for months, in that if you’re a government official/reporter/someone who considers themselves a non-Nazi then what the FUCK are you still doing on X?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube. As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.
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Mark @darthtempus.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Daily reminder that your ‘religion’ does not deserve a country irrespective of your religion. Religion should be a personal thing, it should not dictate the policy of the state.
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 21/02/2026
A retired British primary school administrator with a British passport and a valid visa was shackled, chained and detained for six weeks by ICE www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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‘Don’t go to the US – not with Trump in charge’: the UK tourist with a valid visa detained by ICE for six weeks
Karen Newton was in America on the trip of a lifetime when she was shackled, transported and held for weeks on end. With tourism to the US under increasing strain, she says, ‘If it can happen to me, i...
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Robert Cruickshank @robertcruickshank.com · 21/02/2026
This sort of thing is why people are understandably not coming to the US. I would be really surprised if the expected international crowds arrive for the World Cup, at least at the US venues. Maybe some diehard fans will come. But the risk is just too great.
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‘Don’t go to the US – not with Trump in charge’: the UK tourist with a valid visa detained by ICE for six weeks
Karen Newton was in America on the trip of a lifetime when she was shackled, transported and held for weeks on end. With tourism to the US under increasing strain, she says, ‘If it can happen to me, i...
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Mark @darthtempus.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Known for some time. Keep up 😅
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Danie Tregonning @danietreg.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
What do animal laughs, hippos, swingers, short shorts, and camels have in common? Nothing. But they are all in episode 8 of They Did WHAT?! On Television? where I blind react to weird things that have happened on TV that people send me. Watch here ⤵️ youtu.be/dH-k1_V07YA?...
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Animal Laughs, Hippos, Swingers, Short Shorts & Camels - They Did WHAT? On Television? Episode Eight
YouTube video by Danie Treg - They Did WHAT?! On Television?
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Mark @darthtempus.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I bet Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor is sweating now.
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arcadus @birdapp.rip · 15/02/2026
the Black Panthers were right
IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISNT ANY WORK 
JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME, POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS.
WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK.
AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE.
SO ASK YOURSELE, WHAT KIND OF WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS. IT'S A WORLD WHERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SATISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS.
THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES.
IT WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IT IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFITS, THE WORK WONT GET DONE.
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Mark @darthtempus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
“How to shoot yourself in the foot multiple times” - An essay by the EBU
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Mark @darthtempus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Imagine thinking you could sell out the O2 Bwahahahaha. The EBU are just a joke now
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Mark @darthtempus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
GOLD FOR 🇦🇺
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Danie Tregonning @danietreg.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
What does Dolph Lundgren and Piers Morgan have in common? Nothing. But they are both in episode 7 of They Did WHAT?! On Television? where I blind react to weird things that have happened on TV that people send to me. Watch here ⤵️ youtu.be/nGIoAQPvNY8?...
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Dolph Lundgren, and Piers Morgan - They Did WHAT?! On Television? Episode Seven
YouTube video by Danie Treg - They Did WHAT?! On Television?
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Mark @darthtempus.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
The IOC evoking EBU vibes. Disgraceful Slava Ukraine!
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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Very pleased to report that Tutta L’Italia is blaring out in the background of the Winter Olympics coverage.
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