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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰

@darthsatoris.bsky.social
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Star Wars fan, video gamer (+VR), systems developer, book reader, LEGO assembler, motorcyclist, Linux intermediary, extreme anti-AI

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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I completed Star Wars Zero Company last night, and I can definitely say it's a fantastic game, despite its technical hiccups. Here's my Steam user review of the game, if you want to read it.
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Steam Community :: DarthSatoris :: Review for STAR WARS Zero Company™
-- Positives -- • Excellent story that can be enjoyed by Star Wars fans and non-fans alike • Engaging gameplay that is easy to learn, difficult to master • Beautiful score in John Williams' timeless, ...
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#NowWatching Coyote Vs ACME
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Acme Vs Coyote Acme Sucks
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I don't normally post political content, but I feel like this information is important enough to share. The wealth inequality overseas is soul-crushingly enormous, and the only way to fix it is to tax the rich their proper share.
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Wealth Inequality in America (Updated 2026)
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I *want* to play #ZeroCompany I really do, but the game keeps crashing on me, and I can't even start the first mission past the tutorial. Is there anyone out there with any good advice? I use Fedora 44 OS, and have Ryzen 9800X3D CPU, Radeon 7900XTX GPU and 64 GB RAM, and it's installed on an NVMe.
A jedi with a green lightsaber, a Mandalorian, a clone trooper and an Umbaran run toward the camera in a desert environment.
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My current Game of the Year contender for 2026 is a surprising one that came out of nowhere: Denshattack! It's completely crazy, creative and absurd, and the story is SO anime, and I mean that in the most complimentary way possible. store.steampowered.com/app/2524850/...
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Denshattack! on Steam
Flip, trick and grind your train in a fast-paced, off-the-rails ride through a colourful Japanese dystopia. Outmatch rival gangs, wreck a shady megacorp, and take back the tracks with nothing but skil...
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Welp, Google now announced that Google Assistant for phones is getting shut down in early September 2026. What a short pleasure this was. :(
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
If you cannot stand AI pictures, video or other such slop, I want to give @aimod.social a shoutout for being a great tool to automatically label or hide posts and posters suspected of posting AI slop. These days it becomes more and more necessary for a bearable online experience.
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Andrew Tate was charged in the UK involving indecent images of a child... Has anyone made a "Prince Andrew Tate" joke yet?
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"Rocky road to Dublin" should be renamed to Rocky Roads to Everywhere, because damn Ireland, what is wrong with your roads? My step-counter has been counting 10000+ steps every day from just sitting in the back of a bus. 🫨
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Has anyone ever noticed that the difference between LLM and MLM is rather small?
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Yesterday I realised that I can disable Google Gemini on my phone and bring back Google Assistant, and it honestly made my entire day. Clear, no-BS voice commands that are quick to process will always be superior to an LLM that needs to burn down a tree just to understand your request.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 02/07/2026
There is no "value," nor are there "profits" to share from a company like OpenAI. The only reason that the entire tech industry is focused on AI is because they're completely out of hypergrowth ideas.
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Been playing DarkTide a lot these past couple of days with the release of the new Skitarii class. Very fun addition to the game. I can definitely recommend it to DarkTide veterans and novices alike.
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It's really sad to see how the Steam Machine is getting utterly torn apart by everyone because of the price, and it's all because of the hardware scarcity created by the AI bubble. Without it, the Steam Machine would be almost 30% cheaper. I've said it before, and it bears repeating: #FuckAI
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Larry the cat as the grim reaper knocking on a door with a trail of the past 6 UK prime ministers all slain
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
It's 28°C where I live right now. Several fans running, sodas in the fridge, short and t-shirt and not much else... and it's still so hot.
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Scrubs Turk: It's So Hot!
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Ummm, @proton.me , what the actual hell are you doing? Care to explain yourselves?
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Proton is funding the French far right on YouTube
Original post:...
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Watching Mando and Grogu for a second time really lets you appreciate all the details they put in this movie, like all the stuff happening in the background, and the like. For instance, on my first viewing I didn't catch that the two large robots Mando fights are done with stop motion!
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Just got home from a cinema screening of the series finale of The Amazing Digital Circus, and I think it's a good ending to the story. Those who have opted to wait for the online release have something to look forward to. 😃
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It is 1st of June, so I wish all homophobes and bigots a very terrible month. For everyone else, happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈
The Straight Ally flag flying in the wind against a blue sky with some clouds.
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Just finished the story of 007 First Light. Excellent James Bond game, great gameplay, great visuals, great music, great acting. Well worth your time.
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I've been in a very nostalgic mood lately, so I've been playing the Crash Bandicoot remake and watched Detective Conan on the side. It surprises me how well I remember the early episodes of that show. It was one of my favorite shows on German public television back in the day.
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Pedro Pascal may have top billing on The Mandalorian and Grogu, but there's no doubt that Grogu is the star of the movie. That adorable little green gremlin is a delight on the screen from start to finish. 💚 Consider this my review of the movie: fun, safe, a good time at the movies.
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I am fortunate enough to be able to go to the premiere of The Mandalorian and Grogu on *Wednesday*. Less than 48 hours remaining!!! I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it!
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
One of my favorite special effects in modern Star Wars is whenever you see a ship exiting hyperspace. The visual spectacle of transitioning from insane speed into near stand-still will never not be thrilling.
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Just had a look through my physical media collection of Star Wars and noticed that I was missing the 4K steel books for The Mandalorian season 1 and 2, so I went ahead and ordered those. However, Skeleton Crew, Andor S2 and The Acolyte are missing 4K Steelbook releases, and that annoys me. 😡
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Here's a Star Wars hot take: The Book of Boba Fett is actually pretty good. It won't win any awards, but it's thoroughly entertaining all the way through; the flashback scenes are great, the Mando scenes are great, Fennec Shand is great, the last battle is great, Krrsantan is great.
A little green alien (Grogu) stands opposite a large grey alien (a Rancor) in the street of a desert town (Mos Espa).
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Is Revenge of the 5th still a thing, or did we stop doing that?
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Spent this May the 4th finishing up the LEGO Razor Crest I bought years ago. Seemed fitting now that there's only two weeks until The Mandalorian and Grogu premieres.
Picture of the LEGO Razor Crest from The Mandalorian.
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Not a surprise considering this game is amazing already, and it's only Early Access. Anyone who has an itch that Helldivers 2, Deep Rock Galactic or Left 4 Dead used to scratch, this one is a must-try!
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Happy Star Wars day, everyone! :D
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I spent all day yesterday playing the new game #FarFarWest. As someone who really enjoyed DRG, this is scratching that same itch of 4-player co-op shenanigans with challenge, humor, and rock solid gunplay. I can definitely recommend it to anyone who's looking for a new game to play with their mates.
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
While I appreciate DR writing about the EU age verification app, couldn't they AT LEAST have used a different picture for Ursula Von Der Leyen? That picture is going to haunt my dreams for weeks.
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EU lancerer app, der skal holde unge væk fra TikTok og Instagram
Den Europæiske Union har længe været undervejs med en app, der skal hjælpe medlemslandene med at tackle de store techgiganter.
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli. (This one is for my fellow Danes. ❤️🇩🇰)
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Movie tickets for Mandalorian and Grogu have now been bought! Hype hype hyyyyype! 7 years since the last time we had a new Star Wars movie in theaters to look forward to!
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I love #StarWars.
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Any politician who advocates for Age Verification with the argument of "protecting children" should be thrown out on their ass and be banned from politics for several years. It's a garbage argument and only makes children *less* safe, AND it ushers in total surveillance of everyone else.
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
This last week and a half I've been playing Timberborn. A city builder/survival game that is all about terraforming the environment to move water around to improve living conditions for trees and crops. It's one of those games you can start one afternoon and then it's suddenly 3 in the morning! 🤯
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I'll take "things everyone could see coming" for 500, Alex. Like, I've seen NO buzz for this game outside a few trailers. No one's talking about it. If I asked anyone I know about it, they'd have no idea what game I was talking about.
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Last Flag, the debut game from the studio founded by Imagine Dragons' lead singer, becomes the latest multiplayer shooter struggling to find an audience
The capture-the-flag themed shooter attracted fewer than 600 concurrent players on launch, according to SteamDB.
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Linux is on the rise, green energy and EVs are on the rise, and nations the world over are rejecting right wing policy at the ballot box. Stop Killing Games is gaining momentum, and we went to the moon again! Dare I say we might, perhaps, be going the right way again? If only a little bit?
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Andy Muirhead @andymuirhd.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
In France, legislation came into effect recently for all car parks that have over 80 spaces to be covered with solar panels. Estimated to add around 11GW of renewable energy capacity to the national grid. Why not do likewise in Scotland? Braehead, Silverburn, Glasgow Fort etc.
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Every once in a while I remember this video and how this idea seems pretty smart when it comes to electrifying the trucks we use to transport all our cargo on highways.
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The highway where trucks work like electric trains
YouTube video by Tom Scott
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The alien machine in "War Machine" is so poorly designed it's impressive. Firstly, it's incredibly slow for a bipedal vehicle, and secondly why would you give it a scanner visible to the naked eye? It makes it so easy to avoid. And why would it highlight its next target with a red laser? 1/
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Five shows to get to know me: - Avatar: The Last Airbender (2005) - Stargate SG-1 - One Piece - Scrubs - Star Wars: The Clone Wars
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Been spending the last couple of days playing Death Stranding 2 for PC, and so far, it feels like more Death Stranding 1, but more refined, with a better UI, new tools, and more ways to get around. There's now also a monorail and a ship that can teleport from place to place. Quite neat.
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Two weeks ago Oracle fired 30,000 people because they couldn't get funding for AI data centers, and yesterday OpenAI took the axe to their video generator Sora. This is just the beginning of the AI bubble exploding with the intensity of a 1000 supernovas, and the consequences are going to be wild.
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Danish elections happen today. If you want to know what's up and down in this election, this is a pretty neat and short video about it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH4G...
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How to Watch the Danish Election (Like a Pro)
YouTube video by Jonas Laursen
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Why aren't we covering all the thousands of parking lots across Europe with solar panels? It provides shade during the summer, cover during rainy days, it provides free energy from sunup to sundown, and it's space efficient because it doesn't cover farmland or forest. It's a win-win-win.
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
This whole crisis about oil prices just shows how we haven't learned a god damned thing in the last 30 years about climate change, global logistics, and single-point-of-failure dependencies. Had we invested in solar and wind more, we wouldn't be in this predicament now. Just saying...
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Darth Satoris 🇩🇰 @darthsatoris.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Yo @proton.me, when do you have a Linux version of Proton Drive ready? I'm over here on Fedora waiting for it, it's basically the last thing I'm missing from my Windows days.
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