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Darth Putin

@darthputinkgb.bsky.social
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Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Tea connoisseur. Author. Window installer. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 8h
A solution to this leaps to mind.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 8h
The fact that we already violated this ceasefire (that's totally not the figment of cognitive declining octogeniarien) shows Ukraine wants the war to continue.
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ImmigrantsAreUS @immigrantsareus.bsky.social · 11h
"On Diesel and men" @darthputinkgb.bsky.social remains a master strategist. "There’s only one idiot in this deal and it’s Donald." darthputinkgb.substack.com/p/donalds-di...
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Donald’s diesel scam again proves he is not a Russian asset
He’s something worse.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 11h
You can ask her. Shes doesnt bite. Even though ive asked her to.
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Benjamin Wittes @benjaminwittes.lawfaremedia.org · 10/10/2026
Here is your assignment for today: Go to this link and buy a coffee for @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social: buymeacoffee.com/kateinkharkiv She has been keeping us all informed from Kharkiv for years now—in English. Follow and support her please.
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Hi, my name is Kate. I live in Kharkiv, Ukraine. Trying to keep the world informed about Ukrainian perspective of war, tell the world how war feels for a regular citizen in a city that gets mercilessl
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Alina Pereverzieva 🇺🇦 @perevaa.bsky.social · 15h
As if buying Russian diesel weren’t enough, the Trump family might even find a way to profit from it. “America First” – as long as the family gets its cut First. Read the full piece.
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Darkwing @darkwinganka.bsky.social · 15h
"There’s only one idiot in this deal and it’s Donald." "as a result of this, were he to break a long standing tradition and follow the law, Donald will need to sanction himself. This would explain the need for financial structures outside US jurisdiction." 😆
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 15h
RIP to all my genuine american warm water oblast trump supporters who lived in this data center.
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Peter Sketch @petersketch.bsky.social · 16h
"The effect on prices will be smaller than Donald’s attention span and last even less time than he can remain awake during a national security meeting."
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mollycad.bsky.social @mollycad.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is well worth a read
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Your prez went on the blog and gave his take on Trump's diesel deal. The good news: it proves he isn't a Russian asset. The bad news: it proves he's something worse. darthputinkgb.substack.com/p/donalds-di...
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Donald’s diesel scam again proves he is not a Russian asset
He’s something worse.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The further Putinisation of America. Stuck in a war it cannot win, the regime lies about the casualties it is taking.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Why would you use a picture of him, and not the actual POTUS, your Prez.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If you want to know what Donald will say today, read what the Kremlin said yesterday.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Facts.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You dont feel like exploring this further in bunker do you? I'll fold Medvedev's comatose carcass under the far end of the table...
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'll bet you'd watch the actual.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When you consider that Russia has killed a bunch of children while Donald has been helping Russia get money to fund Russia doing it more, you can understand why Donald is so upset he didnt get the Nobel Peace Prize.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Two alpha males promoting gay propaganda.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You're the worst 🥰 No youre the worst. 🥰🥰 No YOU'RE the worst, you bombed a school. 🥰🥰🥰 No! YOU are the WORST, you bombed an orphanage 🥰🥰🥰 OK, you hang up first...🥰🥰 No YOU hang up first🥰🥰🥰🥰 Well. You didn't hang up first either🥰🥰🥰🥰.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I find myself curiously aroused by this.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Good to see Donald buy Russian diesel instead of Canadian. I know its right on USA border but they sell imperialist, woke diesel that makes your truck gay.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Where's that video that shows fox news saying every year for 20 years that the wealthy will leave New York cos of taxes?
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He's not talking to Donald like a man who has no cards.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Donald has lifted sanctions on Russian diesel. We will use the money to help Iran. Who are fighting the USA. Donald is paying us to help kill American soldiers.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Im sure its just an oversight they dont use their largest accounts to promote the work.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Its hard for bluesky users to know what Amnesty thinks about Russia's actions in Ukriane as they haven't mentioned them for a year.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It is an outrage that pro Russians should be made to remain in russia. Its almost like saying that Russia should confine itself to Russia.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That account? About a year.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Apparently the Trump regime will prevent Sharia Law in the USA by having....(checks notes)....public executions.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just remember, unlike when the imperialists threten it, when Russia promises to wipe out humanity with nukes, it's cos we have "legitimate security concerns"
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Coming off the back of Latvia returning Ragozin to sender, we are seeing the appalling, russophobic trend of forcing pro Russians to go stay in Russia continue.
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Anaideia @anaideia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Unstated was that we will witness yet more silence from the Whitehouse and limitless deep concern from the EU. “
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Embajada Soviética 🇦🇷 Soviet Embassy @sovietembassyar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
New research reveals that the current Russian plague was conceived 74 years ago.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Conventions ;)
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AngrySwede @christianmalmgren.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Absolutely accurate. "Putin abandons the laws of war he was not following. Why this was inevitable for Russia" Since when did Russia ever abide by the UN charter or the Geneva convention?
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You're not accusing Obama of being tough on Prez are you? Cos maybe i sent the happy tea by mistake if so..
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Your Prez went on the blog: "Putin abandons the laws of war he was not following. Why this was inevitable for Russia" "darthputinkgb.substack.com/p/putin-…" darthputinkgb.substack.com/p/putin-aban...
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Putin abandons the rules of war he was not following
Why this was inevitable?
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Apparently the worst thing you can to do someone who uses the same excuses Russia does for this war is to make them return to Russia.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You've been quiet so long I thought you'd finally got the tea i sent.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The rule is, solve this on another timeline or the Prez will put it there.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If youre a "journalist" whose lived in one of our former colonies for 13 years and haven't figured out why NATO is so popular there, then you havent been doing journalism. And you're not a "Putin critic" either if you agree with everything Prez says.
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Vatnik Soup @vatniksoup.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Leonid Ragozin was expelled by Latvia. The usual crowd of Kremlin apologists, along with some real journalists, quickly came to his defense. Read here why Leo is not your typical journalist: bsky.app/profile/vatn...
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Be nice or I'll forward the photos he sent me.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Never apologise for cynicism ;)
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A video that seems to sum up my war. A burning truck drives oblivious to its own destruction past the wrecks of others while people watch as if its normal.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just remembered Stalin died at aged 74. Happy birthday to me I guess.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Once again, Xi out does me. 😤
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Maria Drutska @mariadrutska.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🎈Happy birthday, @darthputinkgb.bsky.social Celebrating from the Great Wall, thought I’d pay a visit to your senior management while I’m here. The symbolism was too good to waste. 🇨🇳
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We have the palgue. Why shouldn't Ukraine be medieval as well.
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