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Darth Orban

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Peacemonger of Hungary oblast - russian asset - NO DM! - What?!™ - jokes quality are the same as Viktor Orban's jokes -

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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I must admit, even Rákosi’s accusations were more exciting than these!
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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Anytime a foreigner who has no clue what's going on in Hungary makes a statement like that, my standard procedure kicks in. Here is the evening dinner for adults at one of my Hungarian hospitals
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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Today at 18:45 European time whatever, I will desperately try again to publish the Russian kompromat that has taken me hostage and so make all my actions clear. only on Twitter/X.
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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Today at 18:35 European Time whatever I will try again publish my russian kompromat which holds me hostage only on Twitter/X
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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Today at 18:25 European Time whatever I will publish my russian kompromat only on Twitter/X
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
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DemCast USA @demcast.com · 07/03/2025
Make no mistake, this will happen daily until January 20, 2029 ...
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Marika Mikiashvili 🇬🇪🇺🇦🇪🇺 @marikamikiashvili.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
DAY 100 of continuous protests in Georgia! The crisis will only get worse without new, free and fair elections, and the release of the regime prisoners. I came rather late, regretfully, and many were already leaving. #GeorgiaProtests
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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Bookmark this: the secret documents of Endre K. clemency case will be leaked before 04.2026
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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Well, then it seems that in 1956, the USA really abandoned Hungary.
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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Again, again, again! I would like to make it clear and emphasize that througout my entire life, I HAVE NEVER WORKED for a corporation or company, not even a moment, not even a single second ❗️❗️❗️ /"This is the 41st time I have to post because the word 'work' appeared/😩😩😩😩
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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
In 1944, Churchill handed Stalin a small note listing Eastern Europe's fate in percentages. Stalin glanced at it, took a puff of his pipe, nodded, and handed it back. The "Percentage Agreement" quietly shaped post-war Europe.
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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
As a year has passed, you deserve to know who secured clemency for K. Endre in the pedophile scandal... Who caused two high-ranking officials to resign to prevent the scandal... Who indirectly led to the creation of the Tisza Party... Please do not like or share this! La Madrina
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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
They are mine.
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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Souvereignity at its finest
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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Gyurcsany is over 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Yes, you're right. I will try everything, absolutely everything in the whole wide world!
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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Another thousand smiles of Fanny Kaminski
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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
To all my enthusiasts and fans in the more developed Western world: This is what the National Ambulance Service station looks like in Balatonlelle.
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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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Marika Mikiashvili 🇬🇪🇺🇦🇪🇺 @marikamikiashvili.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
More of the regime police brutality from today. #terrorinGeorgia #GeorgiaProtests
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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Dear Americans! Go ahead, vote for the guy with the loud voice who hates minorities, threatens to imprison his opponents, doesn’t give a fuck about democracy and claims he alone can fix everything. What could possibly go wrong? Good luck! The People of Hungary
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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
stick with what works
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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
While you are reading this post, my childhood friend Lőrinc Mészáros' wealth increases by €471, and my son-in-law István Tiborcz's wealth grows by €63.
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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
What?!
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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
translation: We're scared as shit that it's going to become a national scandal and we're going to fuck up
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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Deulingo
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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
A mai napon billent meg az ország
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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Common sense my ass
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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Welcome to my Bindjistan™️
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Szabolcs Panyi @szabolcspanyi.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
📉🇭🇺 Orbán's ruling Fidesz-KDNP is losing ground, trailing opposition leader Péter Magyar's TISZA party by 9%, per a new IDEA poll. However, the pollster's methodology & opposition bias raise questions about its reliability. TISZA's lead may be slimmer. Orbán's pollsters still put Fidesz in the lead.
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Marika Mikiashvili 🇬🇪🇺🇦🇪🇺 @marikamikiashvili.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Georgians start circulating cash with protest messages. Alright, alright, I'll start using cash, you've convinced me.
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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Mr. Prime Minister minister after your today's 42th desperate Facebook posts we already forget the yesterday's Mini Dubai scandal where you sold out Hungary👏👏👏👏🏆🏆🏆🏆I totally forget that.
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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Your usual reminder: Russia is waging a hybrid war against Europe. I am a RUSSIAN AGENT whom Putin keeps in check partly through the personal gains TIED TO OIL DEALS. Because of this, if NECESSARY, I work against the interests of my own country. It's not that complicated.
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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
If I were Péter Magyar, I would check his own "sent" email folder.
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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Yes you are right. My government needs fear to turn the tide. By the way: I have always proudly stated that there is not a single illegal migrant in my country.
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Szabolcs Panyi @szabolcspanyi.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
🔥 ICYMI: After 7 years in jail, a convicted GRU ex-spy who stole classified LNG data, helped identify potential informants, and spread pro-Russian narratives resurfaces as a businessman mingling with officials at events and conferences in Warsaw. 👀 These activities mirror his pre-arrest espionage.
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Former Russian Spy Goes Into Business in Poland - VSquare.org
Stanislaw Szypowski, convicted for spying for Russia's military intelligence (GRU), stole a classified report on an LNG terminal, helped select informants for recruitment, and promoted pro-Russian nar...
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Marika Mikiashvili 🇬🇪🇺🇦🇪🇺 @marikamikiashvili.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Protests are held daily in Tbilisi and Batumi in support of @netgazeti.org director Mzia Amaghlobeli who's on a hunger strike in jail. In solidarity with Mzia, another regime prisoner, Revaz Kiknadze, also went on a hunger strike. #terrorinGeorgia #GeorgiaProtests
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I might have been kicked out of Syria but I'm back in DC.
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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
My suspicion is that if I were to address all these operations to Moscow instead of Brussels, this brainstorming would quickly come to an end.
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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
orbanising /ˈɔːr. bə. naɪ. zɪŋ/: A vocal skill where we always, in every case, blame something or someone else.
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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I, who bet everything—my country, my shirt, and my pants—on Trump’s WIN, won’t attend his inauguration. And no, it’s not because my consigliere is on the U.S. blacklist!
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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Hungary is getting ready.
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Szabolcs Panyi @szabolcspanyi.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
💰🏝️Viktor Orbán just returned from a 2-week trip to India, where he stayed at a 5-star hotel. He was with his family, five bodyguards, and an Ayurvedic healer... The trip, kept quiet in Hungary, was revealed only because Indian local media reported on it.
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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
From Hungary with love 💕
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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
The main point of my usual radio interview after my two-week in India, I quote: "The Democrats fled from Washington to Brussels."
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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
1. Royal marriage: King Władysław I of Hungary and Poland. 2. Shared ruler: King Władysław II Jagiello. 3. Polish Legion aided Hungary in 1848. 4. Hungary sheltered Poles in WWII. 5. Official Friendship Day: March 23. I DO FUCKING REMAIN A MASTER STRATEGIST!
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Darth Orban @darthorban.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Let's blu*sky this! When your brother is convicted abroad, it is logical that you book a hotel room with his ID in that country!
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