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Sreya

@darthdevi.bsky.social
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Here to get away from Twat-ter. NSFW. 25 and above. This is unhinged. 📍 Bangalore, India.

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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Wow, the last two months have been crazy to learn that AuDHD folks have a higher chance of being diagnosed with histamine intolerance and fuck my life, how I learnt this was when I spoke to my therapist about this. I have had to re adjust my eating habits to prevent allergy break outs!
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
April showers in Bangalore! Truly relieving
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Just ranting about women who are sticking around in disrespectful marriages and calling it “oh he’s the best I’ll ever have”, 🤦🏽‍♀️ (Not talking about myself, I’m good)
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
The secrets women keep to just believe they can survive their marriage… delusional. If you already know you deserve better, you better walk out. No point living in your secrets.
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Only things I’ve been grateful for so far this year? My partner who shows up everyday and is eager to be better for me and my job. Of course, my cats too. The world is becoming weird (er).
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Thanks bud! I’m getting trolled for it and the trolls are using AI to recreate that art into me holding Israeli flags, meat and calling me spinster. The absolute meltdown 😂
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Sometimes I wish I was a man. I can just take off and leave all the responsibilities to the women at home who travel 60 kms everyday for work and come home late at night and have to figure out the household situation.
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Yes! Especially relevant for us ad-marketing folks who have to slog so hard while our managers and senior leaders take credit :)
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Took me only 2 years of freelancing in F&B/FMCG to make it to the founding team of a pre-seed funded retail/FMCG startup. This level of up-skilling only happens in freelancing is what I believe in. Our corporate jobs are keeping us down and tied to stupid KPIs that take us nowhere, years to promote.
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
It’s Sunday morning in India. What are you all cooking today?
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Literally responding from the throne at the moment
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Hyderabad is giving me loosies, acidity and breaking my skin out. Thanks.
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Stressed my husband out by making him look for a ring of mine, while I’m here in Hyd 😂 it was in the exact spot I said it would be! If only he had bothered to check 3 days like I asked. 😒
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
So fucking annoying to sit and babysit grown ass men in the kitchen who claim to be chefs but cannot fucking get work done!!
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Discipline in the kitchen rarely comes easily for Indian male chefs. Fucking tired of supervising the basics, how are you a chef and letting the meat strain unprotected for over 3 hrs?!
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The Doctor (Commissions open) @lucidillusions.in · 02/02/2025
Went for a night safari and met a different cat (and her cub) having their dinner. #photography 🦊 #Wildlife #Nature #Caturday #JungleSafari 🌿🖌️ 📸📸
Photograph from behind the camera screen. A leopard is eating a cattle. There's a branch in front of it.
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Congratulations! This is huge!
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Some northern lights over my street for you tonight
A view of my street with northern lights in the sky
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Made fresh spag and fettuccine for a friend’s birthday today. Pretty good I’d say.
A sheet pan with a pile of yellow spaghetti and a pile of yellow fettuccine, freshly made and drying out on the open
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Twitter is really so unbearable by each day. But fuck, I gotta stay active there so I get orders for my business :( hate that I have to do this but I don’t really have another means since most of them won’t migrate onto here!!!!! Ugh
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Thanks fren :’) I am excited to bake a new bread on Sunday. Wish I had more frens in Yelahanka 😓
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Daily sandwich bread. Perfect rise, perfect crumb. I baked it yesterday and it’s already over. Onto the next loaf 🍞
Picture of a brownish milk sandwich bread loaf resting on a cooling rack in my kitchen2 slices of milk sandwich bread toasting on a non stick pan with a little butter.
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
This made MY ENTIRE DAY. And I hate the other site, but oh my god LOLing at the title. So so techbro coded 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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sourav/सौरभ/ソウラヴ @gappi-bihari.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
It's a covert ploy to turn India into a presidential system; GST did half of it, and now One Nation One Election will complete this. Remember, once this is done, states will become mere slaves to the will of the Union.
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Jen Cross @jencross.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Portrait of my cat, Chase. Phone cameras are pretty amazing these days.
A close up of a cat’s face showing details of the fur and eye.
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Today is perhaps the lowest day I’ve had in 2 months. I don’t know if I should go back to a full time gig or continue consulting while I juggle being a chef. The idea of a paycheck hitting my account every month feels so much safer but I will never be happy.
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Whatever happened to using Indian cheese like Bandel and Kalari?!
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I’m so done with Indian cafés adding burrata to their menu. Stop it, it’s over and done with! It doesn’t even go with your dal makhani pasta!!!! STOP!!!!!
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Oh my gosh. Very white person behaviour of him lol. The temple visits are starting to make sense
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
What, really?! I didn’t know that 😂
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
bsky.app/profile/dart... 😂😂😂
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Honestly, I gotta give it to white musicians like Coldplay. Hoodwinking an entire nation of gullible right wing Hindutva goons. Damn.
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Chris Martin singing Vande Mataram is sending all the right-wing bros into a Hindutva laced orgasm. Was definitely not on my bingo card this early on in the year!
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
If you see this quote with flowers in your gallery. 🌸 from my goodbye party last November.
A tablescape full of flowers, in pink and white daisies, carnations and white roses and filler greens. Accompanied by yellow LED candles.
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Do it!
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
More thoughts on marriage, I do really think that it benefits only men and not women. They really cannot grasp the amount of invisible/and visible labour that goes into making their lives comfortable and will always fail at returning the same kindness to their wives. No matter how woke they are.
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
America and India competing with each other for who’s the biggest clown
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Lol not really. Indian vendors, Indian clients, civic bodies are entirely a different monster all together :)
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Oh we have these too! Fully agree!
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Thanks bud! Yes, married my boyfriend last month on winter solstice.
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Damn. But good on you for taking these buggers to task, exhausting but fucking brave!
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
One month of being married and all I can tell you about why I think it’s not gonna end in divorce (yet) is because we have separate bathrooms 👍🏻
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
A nightmare
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Oh gosh that same court case you had mentioned once? Still?!
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Baffles me how restaurants exploit home chefs for their heirloom recipes without compensating them?!
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
It has been an interesting month full of interesting cooks and sales. Made this mortadella sammie with kale pesto and hot sauce (both homemade), it’s been a slow month for sales in the kitchen but busy nonetheless. Have come to the conclusion that Jan is by far the slowest month in the F&B industry.
A cross section view of a sandwich made with baguette. The fillings have a pink but perfectly cooked mortadella, roasted veggies, green kale pesto and orange hot sauce.
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Sreya @darthdevi.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
You have a private IG?!?
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