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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 17h
12 Chinpokomonkeys #ToysOrGamesInFilmsAndSongs
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 17h
The Bell Jart #ToysOrGamesInFilmsAndSongs
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 02/10/2026
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 01/10/2026
Real men know a PUSSY when they see one. #CadetBoneSpurs #MAGA
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 01/10/2026
#TheOnlyPoetryImGoodAt is evoked by the paralysis of despair.
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 01/10/2026
#TheOnlyPoetryImGoodAt gets written in another reality.
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 01/10/2026
#MusicIsAlwaysGoodFor softening the blow of imperial tyranny.
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 01/10/2026
#MusicIsAlwaysGoodFor anti-social distancing. ☣️
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 01/10/2026
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 01/10/2026
Necessary escalation. #WhatKilledTheChat
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 01/10/2026
A malignant narcissist and his YUGE ego. 🙄 #WhatKilledTheChat
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 30/09/2026
Don't smoke.
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 30/09/2026
#InsteadOfTacoTuesday, how about Empire-funded EVERYday??
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 29/09/2026
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 28/09/2026
#IfSomethingIsBanned it should be the CANBURGER. 😱
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 25/09/2026
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 25/09/2026
#NobodyWarnedMeAboutThe "poached beef medallions with a tomato and corn syrup reduction and topped with vinegar infused with ground mustard seed". 🤔
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 24/09/2026
Trump as a Mexican Abuelita 🤣 #TrumpTVFallLineup
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 24/09/2026
Jeopardy #TrumpTVFallLineup
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 24/09/2026
The Rat Patrol #TrumpTVFallLineup
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 24/09/2026
Kitschin' Nightmares #TrumpTVFallLineup
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 24/09/2026
Family Ties #TrumpTVFallLineup
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 24/09/2026
Survivor?? ☣️ #TrumpTVFallLineup
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 24/09/2026
#TrumpTVFallLineup
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 24/09/2026
How I Mimicked Your Mother #TrumpTVFallLineup
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 23/09/2026
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 23/09/2026
A tragedy has occurred. Seriously. @levarburton.bsky.social #ReadingRainbow
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 23/09/2026
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 22/09/2026
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 21/09/2026
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 20/09/2026
If you're paying more than half your online delivery meal in fees, the problem is twofold: You, and whoyou're throwing money at to encourage them to keep gouging.
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 20/09/2026
#SometimesIWonder if flowers compete among themselves to be the most beautiful.
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 18/09/2026
"The average dog is a nicer person, than the average person." - Andy Rooney Condolences for your loss.
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 18/09/2026
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 17/09/2026
It's weird and a bit disappointing to me that Star Trek today seems more like a writer's happy slappy playground rather than an homage to what really made the franchise stick.
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 16/09/2026
Gas station in north Texas "out" of diesel fuel. Looks like we're about to enter the Mad Max era of MAGA "leadership".
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 16/09/2026
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 15/09/2026
#HowToPutAStopTo gender inequality:
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 15/09/2026
#HowToPutAStopTo persistent opioid-induced constipation:
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 15/09/2026
#HowToPutAStopTo that nice lack of feeling queasy:
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 15/09/2026
#HowToPutAStopTo accidents at the workplace: Demo them in horrifying detail.
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 15/09/2026
Some dude could be in jail for years because some juror just wanted to get home to his ham sandwich and caved to a guilty verdict. This for me speaks to the fallacy of every idealistic take on the nobility of humanity.
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 14/09/2026
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 13/09/2026
#TrumpDerangementSyndrome aka #TDS in the wild. Laser tattoo removal is both expensive and excruciating, son! Maybe you'll just learn to live with it. 🤪
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 13/09/2026
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 12/09/2026
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 11/09/2026
Suggestion to rappers from a white Florida man who lives in a relatively upper class neighborhood. 🤔 #FridayFeeling
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 11/09/2026
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 09/09/2026
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Darth Continent @darthcontinent.com · 08/09/2026
Instill a sense of family in those you need to be the fodder. #HowToPutOnAnAct
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