Darth Clarth @darthclarth.bsky.social · 14/10/2026She represents the very best that the tories have offer. Astounding. 170 7
Darth Clarth @darthclarth.bsky.social · 11/10/2026How about if it delivers a baby but you just happen to have some tortillas lying around? 000 0
Darth Clarth @darthclarth.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Ah that makes sense I guess - thought maybe there were people that say Lie-dle or something 😁 000 0
Darth Clarth @darthclarth.bsky.social · 10/10/2026So how *do* you pronounce Lidl? I've never said or heard it any other way than 'liddle' 110 1
Darth Clarth @darthclarth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I would agree, except unfortunately my biggest turn-off is their team names. 000 0
Darth Clarth @darthclarth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026... Oh! You've bought me a bottle of delicious booze, well that works too, thank you! 010 1
Darth Clarth @darthclarth.bsky.social · 17/07/2026At least once it's post apocalyptic all we have to do is wait for that mysterious drifter to wander through town and save us all 021 2
Darth Clarth @darthclarth.bsky.social · 07/07/2026According to US officials, who, of course, can totally be trusted in these matters. 000 0
Darth Clarth @darthclarth.bsky.social · 24/06/2026The good thing that came out of that was that you could refer to him as Elon 'pedophile' Musk at every opportunity and it was entirely accurate in at least one way, and possibly others too. 000 0
Darth Clarth @darthclarth.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Hey, some of us are unattractive regardless of the weather. 000 0
Darth Clarth @darthclarth.bsky.social · 28/05/2026It's pretty easy to argue that given that 0.0001% of people on the planet have ever had access to a ski jump. 010 1
Darth Clarth @darthclarth.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Nature? There's poo all over the place. I mean, it's *everywhere*. 010 1
Darth Clarth @darthclarth.bsky.social · 17/05/2026It's not a new understanding of truth, it's a complete lack of understanding of the very concept of truth 020 2
Darth Clarth @darthclarth.bsky.social · 15/05/2026But how can they be splitting the left, what other left party is there to split it with? 000 0
Darth Clarth @darthclarth.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Maybe don't be such a dick to the waiter next time 010 1
Darth Clarth @darthclarth.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Sorry to hear about your predicament, but since you're in there anyway, how about delivering me some food? 000 0
Darth Clarth @darthclarth.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I've been holding out but honestly at this point I'm out of patience and am seriously considering starting a different book. 000 0
Darth Clarth @darthclarth.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Hey they've achieved a lot in 2 years! Don't forget persecution of the vulnerable and minorities, fellating business interests, aquiesence to genocide, massively increasing state surveillance, selling our data to psychotic AI companies etc etc 070 7
Reposted by Darth ClarthRob Pilkington @robpilk.com · 11/05/2026this looks like an extra tough captcha test 384208749 4.2K
Darth Clarth @darthclarth.bsky.social · 25/04/2026But what went wrong though? Did somebody forget to bring the sandwiches? 000 0
Darth Clarth @darthclarth.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Everyone out there just invading birds privacy like they're mark cluckerberg 0101 10
Reposted by Darth ClarthFiona Tribe @fionatribe.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more. 151160644421 16.1K
Darth Clarth @darthclarth.bsky.social · 16/04/2026@herring1967.bsky.social If this comes to pass, it might be an opportunity for you to pitch Goodnight Goodnight Goodnight Goodnight Sweetheart Sweetheart Sweetheart Sweetheart. metro.co.uk/2026/04/15/c...metro.co.ukCult classic BBC sitcom with Nicholas Lyndhurst 'could return after 10 years'Good morning, sweetheart? 000 0
Darth Clarth @darthclarth.bsky.social · 26/03/2026We were also very much at risk of seeing his bruised arse when his bobsleigh crashed. 010 1
Darth Clarth @darthclarth.bsky.social · 18/03/2026The only link this building has with "peace" is that it's named after a peace of shit. 011 1
Darth Clarth @darthclarth.bsky.social · 15/03/2026The letters of the alphabet go all the way to Z, just for situations like this. 041 4
Darth Clarth @darthclarth.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Wow, that website gives apples a score out of a million. 030 3
Darth Clarth @darthclarth.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Also, cubes of feta stirred in at the last minute. 010 1
Darth Clarth @darthclarth.bsky.social · 12/03/2026This is the way. Also a squirt of brown sauce works well instead of balsamic. 110 1
Darth Clarth @darthclarth.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Works for me. If I had any clothes I would definitely be getting them dry cleaned right now. 000 0
Darth Clarth @darthclarth.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Yeah, definitely no partisan axe-grinders in the "professional" media 🙄 010 1
Darth Clarth @darthclarth.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Blue Labour have show us who they really are and have lost all trust. I can't see myself ever voting labour again. 061 6
Darth Clarth @darthclarth.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Understandable, I have lost the ability to expect good news of any kind from the political sphere. May need to grow a new bit of brain to cope with this if it continues. 000 0
![[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.]
From off-screen a newsreader’s commentary comes:
NEWSREADER:
Extraordinary images here
of an expat in Dubai
[The influencer’s eybrows raise slightly]
…Having their first ever geopolitical thought.
[CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencer’s face. The interviewee’s name is David Jones].
CLIVE MYRIE:
To explain the significance of this moment we’re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent
DAVID JONES:
Clive, this is momentous
It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: ‘Dubai Is Brilliant’.
[Pointing at the screen, the influencer’s expression still the same]
You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self.
It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expat’s previous thoughts.
CLIVE MYRIE:
Which are…?
DAVID JONES:
You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes,
I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa.
CLIVE MYRIE:
And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days?
DAVID JONES:
I think we can expect to see:
“I Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax To”
CLIVE MYRIE:
Mmm.
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