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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

thank you bisexual dice polycule

image of a swirling purple background with light blue dice floating in the air they all have faces and look DANG GOOD. the text says 'congratulations. if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the bisexual dice polycule. they have cleansed your misfortune hexes have a wonderful day'

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Katy // Genderpunk 2026 @katysaint.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his balls? "No!" Says Lil Jon, "It belongs to the windows! To the walls!"

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I attempted to...clock out early and the EMS workers who showed up to my house straight up said "but you're so pretty why would you want to do that?"

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

I was out doing Doordash and I saw a dog on the side of the road. She's underweight, her back right leg is hurt, but she is the sweetest thing. Took forever to get her in my car, ended my dash about her. She goes to the shelter in the morning so they can help find her people. Made $8 today,worth it.

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Being on lithium has been really good for me but it's also a little scary sometimes. I didn't drink quite enough water yesterday and I woke up feeling kind of drunk. So now I'm sitting here double fisting water and Gatorade praying I haven't given myself lithium toxicity. Fun times!

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Oh oh do regular diabetes meds next, ya know insulin? The shit that costs anywhere from $100 - $275 a bottle ($500 for a pack of the pens) . But we all know you won't cause it's easier to price gouge people when they will literally die without it.

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Doing Doordash in the country is a wild time. Sometimes I deliver to very normal houses and apartments and sometimes it has me drive out to places that look like horror movie sets where no one can hear me scream. The whiplash between orders is fucking crazy.

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Hey France, you guys have any spare guillotines left over? We got a problem that needs solving over here.

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

It sounds stupid but everything is just shapes. It doesn't work the best for drawing people for me, it does great for everything else. Like Majoras mask, it looks complicated but that's just a heart, two circles and 10 triangles. Everything is just shapes.

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

If I can ever get past the existential crisis of living in the States, I'd love to finish my video. As it is I wake up to yet another man made horror everyday and I cannot describe to you how hard it is to stay motivated to do literally anything. Just gonna stick to the goal of just outliving him.

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Laika 🖤 script comm sale! @shutuplaika.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

“Writing (kink) script is disgusting and makes people indulge in (immoral act)” is the same as “video games cause violence” btw

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

When I was homeless I was refused support or help unless I agreed to let them pray the gay out of me. Please don't let the bells and the red buckets and the little Santa costumes fool you, they are a hateful organization.

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Sable’d 🌲🍁 @mygooddogsable.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

THE BIG BEAUTIFUL BLOWJOB! IT WAS A TREMENDOUS BLOWJOB THEY'RE SAYING IT WAS THE GREATEST BLOWJOB EVER FRANKLY BETTER THAN MONICA, BETTER THAN CROOKED HILLARY

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Anyone else played the Pacific Drive DLC? Why does the Steward kind of sound like Nic Nocturne (Night Mind) with some reverb?

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

So it's all "Nintendo doesn't make the games, they can't do anything" every launch but they can sure file patents and lawsuits about it. Gamefreak didn't file those. Niantic didn't file those. Hell, the Pokemon Company ™️ didn't even file it. Nintendo did. -

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

I'm not precious about the White House but the fact that he's demoing an entire wing of a historical building with no permits is fucking insane. That wing was built in 1942, I doubt they tested for asbestos or did proper removal. Enjoy your mesothelioma I guess. I hope that contract was worth it.

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

I'm getting really tired of everything I like being ruined by fucks in suits who want another couple zeros at the end of their bank account. Farewell Sims, I will miss you.

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

The Ed Gein series on Netflix is objectively awful, it's so fucking boring. I will thank it for one thing, the phrase "these sinful cold cuts" will live with me forever.

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

I watched the new Superman movie, I think I like superhero movies again. I forgot that they could be fun. There was light and things actually had color this time. Can we please never go back to the desaturated nightmare again? I need James Gunn to make as many of these as DC will give him the 💵 for.

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

I live in the South, so I've been told the rapture or end times were coming at least once a year since I was like 10. Happy to see y'all enjoy your first one. For the next one lay out a couple outfits in the yard or somewhere to really fuck with people. It's so fun, I promise.

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Wonder how long it takes people to resub to Disney+ now that Jimmy's back. Andor is done, that seemed to get most of you last time and the irony is not lost on me. Hulu got absorbed, but The Bear is too far out so it'll probably be some the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives type bullshit.

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Man, fuck Daybreak. Shutting down THJ is the business equivalent of mean girl behavior. Some Nintendo "how dare you enjoy our games in a way that we don't like or doesn't directly benefit us, I'm gonna tell on you to my lawyer" type bullshit.

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

I really really hate being this person but Disney donated $2 million dollars to Israel and that didn't get you to boycott but now we're all on board suddenly. I promise you I'm thrilled we all got here eventually just feels like an interesting place for some of you to draw the line.

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

The American government just doesn't do cover-ups like we used to huh?

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

With all of Nintendo's recent bullshit, like announcing dlc for games that aren't even out yet and all the insane pricing they're doing I'm not even excited for the new Metroid. The first Metroid prime is top 5 for me and now I don't even care cause fuck them.

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Gargle my fucking balls. He died choking on his own blood and he deserved even worse. I will piss on his grave. Or else what bitch?

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

We've hit the daily tuxedo cat crackhead hours.

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

"you've won the internet today" .....we couldn't have left that to die on 2017 reddit? Out of all the things that could have made it over, it's that somehow. Banana for scale could have at least been fun but sure, I guess.

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Having my first cup of coffee after several days of dealing with food poisoning and I think this may be the closest thing to a religious experience I've ever had.

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Laura Knetzger @lauraknetzger.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Oh I want to get put in a pokeball and rolled on the hotdog roller machine for pokeballs at the Pokémon center oooooouh

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Bots. No matter how many I block, more show up.

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Pretty sure that's just a skill issue dude

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Couldn't find my cat, looked everywhere, almost lost my mind. Heard a noise from the stash of cardboard for recycling. Bros just been chilling in the trash.

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

Seeing if I can get through Death Stranding finally and I'm gonna need Sam to put that cuff on silent and start ignoring people cause OMFG THEY NEVER STOP CALLING.

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Why does my cat sleep like he has ragdoll physics?

A black and white cat sleeping on a shelf. It has one arm tucked under it, the top of its head pressed onto the shelf, and one leg dangling off

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

My therapist is moving to a different state and I can't see her anymore. I'm more fucked up about this than any breakup I've ever been through and I'm not sure what that says about me as a person.

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Living in a small town is an unhinged experience. Yes, that is a mannequin dressed in military fatigues, hanging from a parachute, tacked to the side of a building. No, I don't know why it is there. Wtf

A mannequin dressed in military fatigues hanging by a parachute tacked to the side of a building.

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

With the Neil Gaiman news I feel like it's important to remind people that there is no NDA on the planet that prevents you from speaking out about or reporting a crime. That is straight up not how that works or what those are for.

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

So tired of this AI bullshit on everything. Anyway here's some tips on how to deal with Discords latest bullshit.

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Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

You have reached the Abyss. Your scream is very important to us, but we are currently experiencing an unusually high volume of despair. Please stay on the line and the next available void will embrace you soon.

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Hearing that the Switch prices are not in fact because of tariffs but because they're just cunts.

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Darthbeezer🍉 @darthbeezer.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

🎼 Give me the yeet boys and free my soul. I wanna get tossed in a fucking hole and drift away.🎶

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