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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

MLB logic: The weather this weekend in Boston is going to be too dangerous for baseball. Let's put the Red Sox and the Cubs on a plane to Tampa.

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

The food you sell is tasty and nutritious. Yet I can eat out of this garbage can for free. I can think of only one possible solution to this problem.

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I sure am learning a lot about what a horrible person I am for being a clean comic! Thanks everyone! And please advise on exactly how many curses I need to say to not be a big jerk.

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Does anyone have any interesting topics for me, a clean comic, to hold forth on?

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Oh Taylor Swift claims to be a Knicks fan? Yeah right! Has anyone ever even seen her burning a bus?

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Can someone please point me to the actual definition of the "hook and hold" foul? I've been trying to find it since the UConn-Michigan game last night but cannot.

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

The metrics of the UConn-Illinois matchup are fascinating, especially @kenpom.com. UConn: 33-5, #26 SOS, 29.11 KP Illinois: 28-8, #16 SOS, 34.32 KP Head to Head: UConn 74, Illinois 61 So the question is, how many times would UConn have to beat Illinois by 13 to pass them in KP? 5? 10?

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

UConn was really struggling against Duke from the perimeter. Even their coach was 1-9 from three-point range.

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

I've got the perfect guy for UNC basketball to hire. He took over a team that had been 32-30 in the previous 2 years and led them to the championship game in his first year. Over 5 years, he had a 125-54 record, including 8-4 in the tourney. Best of all, he's a former Carolina player and assistant!

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

And forever twirling, twirling, twirling toward the future.

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

A classic moment followed by a signature Jim Calhoun celebration: "Yay!! Yay!! Ahem, um, good game, good game."

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

this story reminds me of a country music song: “pickup truck” by the country music boys

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

So they're just done calling penalties?

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Don't worry, expert announcer Chris Collinsworth says that wasn't interference.

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

For... Um... Dogs.... To find dogs ... Heh heh

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Great, now the stupid game comes back on

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 09/02/2026

Using Mr. Rogers in a Super Bowl commercial for mortgages should result in prison time

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Overheard at Yahoo Sports: "We need a photo to illustrate UConn's triumph over Villanova. Any ideas?" "I know just the shot!" (Incredibly, this is only the second worst thing that happened to Braylon Mullins that day.)

UConn defeats Villanova in men's basketball

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

It would be fun to see UConn keep winning close games and end the season 39-1, while ranked 20th in KenPom.

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

I'm not much of a gambler but I am wondering if there's some kind of prop bet where I can bet on Braylon Mullins stepping out of bounds during UConn's next game.

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Jahmai Webster didn't bother to learn how to pronounce Andrea Hurley's name when doing a segment about her during the UConn game.

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Watching the UConn-BYU game and I guess it's possible that it's this easy to strip Tarris Reed cleanly, but it seems unlikely.

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

I know it's just an exhibition but it's still fun to tune into the UConn game and see some exciting refereeing.

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

If the Red Sox want Nathaniel Lowe, why not claim him? Why risk him choosing another team to save ~$2 mil?

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

The Red Sox trade a 1B/3B prospect for a couple months of a veteran lefty reliever. What could go wrong?

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Roman Anthony: the Roman God of Walks Is this anything?

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Hilarious that the New York Times says Andrew Schulz might be America's foremost political journalist without realizing what a self-own that is.

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

It's weird how surprised we are that Craig Breslow got rid of a guy who said that he was incompetent and should learn how to do his job.

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Look, you can't blame Alex Cora for trying to protect Aroldis Chapman. He was already on pace for almost 66 IP, and the Red Sox have a lot invested in him. Better to squeeze another inning out of iron man Garrett Crochet.

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

Why does it seem like the Red Sox are concerned and protecting the workload of every other pitcher on their team over protecting Crochet?

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

"They're all the same," is how we got here.

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Tonight! This show will be packed with hilarity for sure, but there's an added attraction: you get to see my hairline recede in real time!

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Fans, friends, folks come check out some comedy this week. Great venues and fun lineups. See you there!

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Why do none of these headlines say: "Alex Karaban Realizes He Will Make More Money at UConn So He Wisely Stays"

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

It's like she's trying to prove the critics' point. Critics: How can you waste money on a space trip when the rest of us can barely survive? How can you be so out of touch? King: Going to space is fun. You should all try it!

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

It's like ESPN's goal in baseball broadcasts is to show as little baseball as possible, and when they do have to show it, put it in the smallest part of the screen as they can. #espn

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

And he has the record to himself now?

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

UConn ended up with 25 fouls, their second highest foul total of the season. Their highest was 29, in an overtime loss to Memphis (5 of those were in the OT).

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Rooting for Creighton but that was a great call before the half against them. Creighton tried to intentionally foul but barely touched the Louisville player. No call and Louisville hit the shot. Big East refs blew this same call in the UConn - Creighton game earlier this year.

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Was arguing with a delightful Creighton fan about the Neal dunk at the end of the UConn-Creighton game. After we debated for a bit, he said that UConn talks a lot of s*** and should be able to take it. Then he blocked me. 🤷‍♂️

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

UConn was so bad against Creighton they should be dropped to a 10 or 11 seed. That would show them! .... Please?

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Hey everyone pretending like Neal's dunk was just normal, good, clean fun: Jamiya Neal disagrees with you.

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

On its own, Neal's last second dunk in the UConn-Creighton game was pathetic. But context makes it worse. UConn had stopped playing. The refs had stopped officiating, allowing McAndrew to travel & step out of bounds. But Ashworth and Neal decided their egos needed that dunk. Hope it felt good.

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

For no particular reason, I was just thinking about UConn's recent win over Providence. Even though Providence repeatedly passed up chances to get their walk-ons in the game, Dan Hurley called a timeout to let them get in.

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Quick pronunciation guide for Gus Johnson and Bill Raftery about tonight's UConn-Creighton game: Diara: dee AR uh Tarris: TARE is I know it's hard to find this info so I thought I'd help out.

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That Guy Darren @darrensechrist.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Pink circle: Ref who called the foul on Providence. Blue circle: Ref who talked the other ref out of his call AND called a foul on UConn. No replay, they just decided the guy farther away and shielded from the action had the better view.

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