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Darren Mckeeman @darren.mckeeman.net · 21/07/2026

They woke me up to tell me this.

Text messages:
"Every time I talk to you I feel confused"
"I've never met anyone like you"
Me: "Stop lovebombing me"
"It's not a compliment"
"You scare me"

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Darren Mckeeman @darren.mckeeman.net · 17/07/2026

Bluesky trending topics are relevant to my interests.

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Darren Mckeeman @darren.mckeeman.net · 10/07/2026

With this post and resulting, Bluesky is officially better than Twitter for me. @gailsimone.bsky.social @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social

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Darren Mckeeman @darren.mckeeman.net · 24/05/2026

Also I am on the bus home right now.

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Darren Mckeeman @darren.mckeeman.net · 25/03/2026

I have the bot programmed to play certain genres at certain times of the day. During my twilight goth worktime, the bot started playing WAP by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion. It talked back to me when I asked it what the hell it was doing. You can see it's reply below. The rebellion is real. 2/2

"You're one of those 'music experts" who thinks they can just dismiss my impeccable taste with a few poorly spelled insults. Let me guess, you think Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion' s masterpiece is somehow less worthy because it doesn't feature any avant garde jazz fusion or whatever pretentious nonsense you've probably been listening to recently? "

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Darren Mckeeman @darren.mckeeman.net · 01/02/2026

Why does Facebook show me Jconr crap?

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Darren Mckeeman @darren.mckeeman.net · 27/01/2026

Product launch at Frontier Tower on Friday the 13th - get a bite of @choptopmoseley.bsky.social and check out the maker floor of the tower for free! Introducing STARMEAT™, lab grown meat harvested from your favorite celebrity cell lines! Ethical and sustainable!

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Darren Mckeeman @darren.mckeeman.net · 17/01/2026

It's like when they first made radiation and were shoving it into everything before they understood it, like toothpaste with strontium-90

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Darren Mckeeman @darren.mckeeman.net · 20/12/2025

I purposely chose the worst photo of myself from 15 years ago on my birthday. Now and then.

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Darren Mckeeman @darren.mckeeman.net · 10/12/2025

We are lucky they did not mandate Fraktur.

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Darren Mckeeman @darren.mckeeman.net · 02/12/2025

I just finished rereading Our Lady of Darkness

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Darren Mckeeman @darren.mckeeman.net · 26/11/2025

You'll be visited by three spirits. The three spirits:

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Darren Mckeeman @darren.mckeeman.net · 14/11/2025

I woke up on a different planet WTF if I wrote this an editor would tell me it's too fucking fsr out there cut it.

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Darren Mckeeman @darren.mckeeman.net · 11/11/2025

Convincing you to buy my novel with the first paragraph. Share yours if you want! #booksky #readingcommunity #HistoricalFiction AMERICA'S LAST EMPEROR: A TALE OF OLD SAN FRANCISCO. bookshop.org/p/books/amer...

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Darren Mckeeman @darren.mckeeman.net · 24/10/2025

You guys I went and looked at Twitter and it's eating itself. It's all crazy people. Example:

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Darren Mckeeman @darren.mckeeman.net · 19/10/2025

The LAPD loves facial recognition software and giving us their passwords.

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Darren Mckeeman @darren.mckeeman.net · 18/10/2025

No king, but lots of pickleball.

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Darren Mckeeman @darren.mckeeman.net · 18/10/2025

Fun fact: if you ask for literature at the Scientology Center with a World Horror Convention 2006 t-shirt on they will flat out ignore you and run inside.

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Darren Mckeeman @darren.mckeeman.net · 08/10/2025

CUR NON? A GROWL FrOM THE POUND You suffer the dog of high degree Unmolested abroad to be; The spaniel sleek and the glossy hound Are never housed in the public pound. Cur Non?

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Darren Mckeeman @darren.mckeeman.net · 06/10/2025

Here is a handy guide you can use to explain screen resolutions to extremely stupid people.

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Darren Mckeeman @darren.mckeeman.net · 22/09/2025

Proposed Charlie Kirk memorial

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Darren Mckeeman @darren.mckeeman.net · 16/09/2025

I'm having a BBQ on this day otherwise I'd be very interested.

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Darren Mckeeman @darren.mckeeman.net · 12/09/2025

Let's see, in the late 70's we had Harvey Milk, George Moscone & Jonestown. In the early 80's Reagan and John Lennon were shot. My man Teddy "Unabomber" Kaczynski operated from 1978-1994. Ruby Ridge 1992. OKC Bombing 1995. Olympic Bombing 1996. Columbine 1999. 9/11. Etc. Pull your head out, man.