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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Reposting because of the sony news
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klunsghoul @klunsgod.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Chrissy “CASKET OCT 16/CILC” Music @cilc.gay · 03/05/2026
This ad for majora’s mask is still the craziest shit ever oh my lord
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Hunicrio @hunicrio.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
April highlights! #sonicthehedgehog
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Malt Man 🍺 @darquemalt.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Shaymin commission for a friend. I reeeally like these two :] #pokemon #fanart #shaymin #Nintendo #art #commission #anthro
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Count Trashula @trashmobminis.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Inherited a set of dice from a close friend who passed away last summer. Used those dice in yesterday’s D&D game and rolled 4 crits in a row. I guess my friend wanted to hang out with us.
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a cartoon character with a tear running down his cheek
ALT: a cartoon character with a tear running down his cheek
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🩸𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐 𝕿𝖆𝖗𝖔𝖚🩸 @darktarou.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
A fanart of my fav villain couple! ❤️‍🔥 #venturebros #themonarch #drgirlfriend
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G-loria @scarfhero.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
mfw im playing resident evil 5 remake in 2029 and DLSS 5 turns chris redfield into charlie kirk for 1/200th of a second
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Ringtail 🔞 @rllynotringtail.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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🍊 tsu @tsurudraws.art · 27/02/2026
🎉 happy 30 years to the OG 🔍how many secrets and shiny #Pokemon can you find?
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Malt Man 🍺 @darquemalt.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
It's late. Single layer sketch be upon ye. #art #sketch #croptop
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Krump0🔥 @krumparrian.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
concept art of new lizard bro #sketch #oc
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Spooxie 👻😱 @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Valentine's Miku sketch: 🩵🩷
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Dana Terrace @danaterrace.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
We've been looking forward to sharing this news for a long time. We're making a graphic novel! The Owl House: The Long-Lived King Written by me and the amazing @mikkicrisostomo.bsky.social Illustrated by the incomparable @dindu99.bsky.social We're so excited to tell a brand new story.
The cover of the graphic novel, a colored illustration by Daun Han depicting King in the foreground, Luz and Harpy Eda behind him, and the other cast of characters framing them including Willow, Hunter, Gus, Papa Titan, the Collector, and Amity.
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Sketchpunk @somesketchnpunk.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
If the Chaotix had an animated series intro
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IDWSonicNews ➡️ Road to #100 @idwsonicnews.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
BREAKING: Episode 3 of The Chaotix Casefiles: “The Case of the Malicious Museum Misdirection”, is out now, featuring @idwpublishing.com characters given voices for the first time! Ashlyn Madden is Tangle! Anairis Quiñones (@anairisq.bsky.social) is Whisper! #IDWSonic
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Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic-official.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Tangle and Whisper join the team! The Chaotix Detective Agency sets up a perimeter to protect another Astroscopic Lens. Will it be enough to catch the culprit? Tune into Episode 3 of The Chaotix Casefiles now! Listen now: lnk.to/TheChaotixCa... 🎨: Yui Karasuno
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Malt Man 🍺 @darquemalt.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Blaze T.C. enjoying some TLC #sonic #sonicthehedgehog #blaze #blazethecat #fanart #furry
Blaze the Cat lying down, enjoying a hot cup of tea.
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Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
A new year, a new day
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33. @33dot.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
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🎃Spoopiter9099🎃 @jupiter9099.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Blossom #art #fanart #winter #cartoonnetwork
Based on a christmas ornament I saw
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ビッキー🩹 @vickie21579.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
my honest reaction #vickillust #art
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
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*•°✩☻ グレース ☻✩°•* @pikachudubstep.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
🐾Felicia doodle🐾
Felicia from Darkstalkers
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Malt Man 🍺 @darquemalt.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Repost because I wanted to try a different color for the line work (and I fixed a couple mistakes, too). #art #artist #sonic #sonicthehedgehog #fanart #furry
Vanilla the Rabbit dressed as Jiangshi, posed in front of a broken moon 
#art #artist #sonic #sonicthehedgehog #fanart #furry
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Adam @arbiterw.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
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Malt Man 🍺 @darquemalt.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Spooky Vanilla 👻 🐇 #sonic #sonicthehedgehog #vanillatherabbit #r34 #anthro #furry
Vanilla the Rabbit in a Jiangshi cosplay posed in front of a broken moon
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Osaka, we 🐇 @osaka.zone · 22/07/2025
You wouldn't want Miku to be sad, would you? Sign: www.stopkillinggames.com Source: nitter.net/STANN_co/sta...
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MBeanDoodles @mbeandoodles.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
The Baby Tooth 🦷
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Noel Slammrocket 🍩 #FatBitchGaming @noslamm.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Weird how streaming guarantees clips like this will be made by chat.
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Vo @vomemes.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
MORE HOT WATER PLEASE #YTP
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Tyson Hesse @tysonhesse.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Been away for a long time but I wanted to make a post about this because is what I consider my last real TailsTube. There's one more in the pipe, before I'm truly gone, but this was an episode I got to write myself and put a lot of effort into as a fond farewell.
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Malt Man 🍺 @darquemalt.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Boredom induced twink smut. Enjoy. #yaoi #gay
A sketch of a twink awaiting a large package.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
If it took 8 days to build a massive concentration camp in Florida then it means they could build and house the homeless at any point but choose not to
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mucho mango @motherofgemini.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
my grandma just brought me 17 year old amish sourdough starter and a copy of her handwritten recipe and LOOK at her cute little drawings
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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
my transformers comic 2
megatron walking down the hallway of his apartment thinking "mmyes.. I can't wait to tuck into this BANANA PUDDING..." not looking at rumble who is standing in the hallway. he trips on rumble, who says "so you wanna rumble with rumble eh". megatron is shocked, exclaiming "OH FUCK!!" he then falls into his dish of banana pudding in front of a door. from the door jolts out starscream who shouts "MEGATRON HAS FALLEN!! I, STARSCREAM, AM NOW THE NEW-" then the text cuts off. end comic.
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Vincent @domesticus.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
NOW PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong and Pauline reenacting a scene from Monster's Inc.
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teh blue-orangish skies 🌅 @tehnutball.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Trying something new!
Left to right: Hatsune Miku holding a macaroni dish next to Hank Hill holding steak and sausages in an outdoor background with a wooden fence.
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威 @chrispplus.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
给 @shiochigo.bsky.social 画的委托 😊 非常感谢!
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Malt Man 🍺 @darquemalt.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
A Miku a day keeps the doctor at bay. #art #hatsunemiku #fanart #sonic
Hatsune Miku wearing a cosplay of Sonic the Hedgehog
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Alariko @alariko.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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Nichiro @nichiroart.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Hi *dies dramatically*
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Happy pride to u pimps
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Drawing Doll @mathraptor.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
Time to post this freak here.
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nupsu @nupsu.me · 25/05/2025
making of gastly 💜 🎬 #lowpoly #b3d
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