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@darnitvarmint.bsky.social
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🔞18+ only🔞 a plop dump tour de force. 31. dyke. full time varmint part time dog.

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ted (evil) @corantus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i also got hit with a $175 bill i wasn't expecting for a roach treatment 💀
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🐟 mars (he/she)🔞 COMMS OPEN @odvunir.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I had to go to the ER last night for a bladder infection! Havent got the bill yet but i know its gonna hurt. Check out my shop and commissions on kofi, and perhaps toss some money to me directly if i am something of a poor meow meow to you ko-fi.com/odvunir
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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badass hooded werewolf in london captioned 'i forgot what i was gonna say'
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ExxonMobil @exxonmobilcorp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Procreating with my good pal Mackerel. :)
The escalation of their looping sexual energy became too hard to ignore.  Without words, the two finally decided this was enough.  Mackerel took the lead at the train's ding, leading Kiat by the hand out of the car and out the station.  They both kept their eyes away and ahead of the crowd, huffing for air and striding with dampened crotches from all the excitement.
"I know a place," Mackerel said through that dastardly grin.  They took the two down a flight of stairs and into an empty, neglected alley, behind a streetside Chipotle.  They both started tearing off clothes as soon as their hands released each other.  "Please fuck me right here! Please, please, please!" Mackerel whimpered out, leaning against a forgotten shipping palette.  With their legs strutted out, they giggled their whole ass from bouncing on their tippy toes.  The coywolf cooed out some more, eagerly exposing their gushing pussy back to Kiat.
Kiat's body responded faster than she could communicate.  Clothes having been torn off and set aside, she led with her erection, shuffling her feet to gather stability before leaning in and hugging her friend tight.  They both made embarrassing small whimpers and squeaks as they connected with no resistance.  Mackerel's pussy had fully made a comfortable space for Kiat's dick, and encouraged playful exploration.  The roo pulled her hips back and pushed back in just to feel that warm welcome again.  She felt her coywolf friend's tail wag again while they panted together, working through the overwhelming delight of their powerful friendship bond.
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𝔏𝔬𝔟𝔬 ⛓️ @wolf-kin.com · 10/09/2026
Winter song (Acrylics)
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👻ewan!!! (comms 📌) @ewanthingdoer.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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Varmint Art @darnitvarmintart.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Premium USPS sticker art
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ExxonMobil @exxonmobilcorp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My partner @darnitvarmint.bsky.social is open for commissions! 🤩
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Hella (commissions closed) @hellasarthole.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Fawnduu🐮🔜 Big Chillin @fawnduu.com · 01/09/2026
The USDA is trying to recind the Roadless Rule which currently protects 45 million acres of National Forests from logging and deforestation. We have until September 20th to comment and tell the USDA we don't want this! File your comment w/ link below: action.outdooralliance.org/a/roadless-d...
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entity @entitycore.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
unlike a lot of their true-plant counterparts, flowerfolk have their own ways of enduring the cold. snaps, for example, has dense, multi-layered fur like a polar bear or husky! this means he REALLY enjoys the snow
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ExxonMobil @exxonmobilcorp.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
makeshift baseball bat
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ExxonMobil @exxonmobilcorp.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Patera
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ExxonMobil @exxonmobilcorp.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
[CHIHUAHUA]
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ExxonMobil @exxonmobilcorp.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
[ IN THIS CITY I DIE ]
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ExxonMobil @exxonmobilcorp.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
TRUCKPUP
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ExxonMobil @exxonmobilcorp.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
[ MID-OPERATION CHOCOLATE PROTEIN SHAKE ]
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ExxonMobil @exxonmobilcorp.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Enjoying the radiation tingles together with @pillowdemon.bsky.social
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ExxonMobil @exxonmobilcorp.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
[ PROJECT ZOMBOID ]
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ExxonMobil @exxonmobilcorp.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
[ PROFILE ]
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ExxonMobil @exxonmobilcorp.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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ExxonMobil @exxonmobilcorp.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
[ BE NOT AFRAID ]
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ExxonMobil @exxonmobilcorp.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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ExxonMobil @exxonmobilcorp.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
[ GOD BLESS THOSE MILITANT LESBIANS ]
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ExxonMobil @exxonmobilcorp.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I saw the prettiest flower at the botanical garden...
for @shescale.bsky.social
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darnitvarmint.bsky.social @darnitvarmint.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Slurp Hard changed a generation
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ExxonMobil @exxonmobilcorp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
would u play this?
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ExxonMobil @exxonmobilcorp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
[ CRYPTID ]
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darnitvarmint.bsky.social @darnitvarmint.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
MY GF IS BACK ON BLUSKEEYY LEMME REBLOG
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ExxonMobil @exxonmobilcorp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
[ MODERN WOMAN ]
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darnitvarmint.bsky.social @darnitvarmint.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
--cafe for our animals, and is just a bright ray of light in my life I couldnt care how much money she makes as long as we can survive. You will find someone who will value you for YOU and not what you bring to the table. You're cool and talented and hot! I know someone will appreciate that someday
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darnitvarmint.bsky.social @darnitvarmint.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
--instead of trying to fit you into their idea for their life. It doesn't necessarily make them a bad person that they won't, but it makes them bad for you. But you shouldnt see your value in a relationship based on your income. My gf provides invaluable care, emotional and mental support--
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darnitvarmint.bsky.social @darnitvarmint.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
idk if this will help, but out of me and my gf I bring in the majority of the income, and it doesn't make me resent her at all, because we are both trying our best and we make up for ways in which the other lacks. the right partner will want to make a life that includes you in it--
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𝔏𝔬𝔟𝔬 ⛓️ @wolf-kin.com · 11/08/2026
🚭🚭🚭
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Kiwi🥝 @kiwisodas.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Pepsi dog 💙
A crayon illustration of a dog taking a sip out of a straw of a Pepsi cup, it is heavily saturated and bright in colour, decorated with stickers, intent to invoke a childlike nostalgia.
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SereStudios @serestudios.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I'd so love to make more little guys like this fella 🥰🥰 he belongs to @buneary.bsky.social
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
* Kris Darling Honey Not Now Mommy Is Dunking The Court
Queen from Deltarune about to dunk Lancer like a basketball. The text “*Get Dunked On” appears in red over her head.
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Cricket @krysiilys.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
PWYW Experimental for Jet~ 🐎✨🔴
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Gwen!!! @poodlewool.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
HEY!! A limited run of "Tiger and Poppies" off-white tees are now in the shop! This design is a collab with the always amazing @solardog.bsky.social ... and yeah... They come with a sticker.. 🐯
Image of the tee design with a graphic of the sticker.
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razorgirl @razorgirl.diy · 25/09/2025
Transhumanist as in
Crocheted sign that says "mutilate your body until it's yours"
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🕊️✨ Bird ✨🕊️ @poultrymancy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
just a stinky little man
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LOAFBUD @loafbud.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
THE REACTION OF THE CENTURY #deltarune
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chewtoy4chewtoy @muzzlegrab.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
TWO OF WANDS acrylic gouache and colored pencil on 9x12 vellum bristol paper. this piece will be available to bid on at the anthrocon art show >:3
t4t lover pups, lying in a blush pink dog bed together. they are oriented in opposite directions and are pressing wand vibes against each other's junk. one is teal and transmasc and the other is orange and transfem. a knotted dildo lies beside the orange pups paws/teal pups face in the bed
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oystr @otterfangs.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
it's okay not to be ready yet
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Danji Isthmus → PDFC 2027 @craftypillar.art · 14/06/2026
Bramble has been done for a long time, it just took a long time to get some decent photos of her. I'm reaaaally happy with how this one came out <3 Needle felted piece for @brattybat.bsky.social
Shibari rabbit tied in a tree. Needle felt work. Blue rope, custom metal piercings, female, chubby.Shibari rabbit tied in a tree. Needle felt work. Blue rope, custom metal piercings, female, chubby. Shibari rabbit tied in a tree. Needle felt work. Blue rope, custom metal piercings, female, chubby.Shibari rabbit tied in a tree. Needle felt work. Blue rope, custom metal piercings, female, chubby.
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օttr @fangfluff.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 14/04/2026
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Markus 🍊 🔜 MAW - BLFC - FurPoc @citrushyena.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
With FWA over, I may as well post an updated list of what glass I currently have in my shop! First up: wolves 🐺 200 And a red Shuckle 🖤 400
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darnitvarmint.bsky.social @darnitvarmint.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
No you absolutely deserve a refund don't even think twice about asking for one. That's absolutely smushed! And that's a lotta money for some smush
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