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Scott Francis

@darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy
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Asking “what if?” for a living • opinions mine, not guaranteed correct • rarely an expert, often an enthusiast • Internet ops since the 20th century • […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ infosec.exchange/@darkuncle, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
This is my shocked face
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
#3goodthings and it’s not yet 9 AM, and all of them are #bloomscrolling within a couple meters of my seat outdoors ❤️
common lantana; the blooms are a mix of tiny (2mm?) white and purple four-sided florets with yellow centers, and they grow in clusters of 4-5 whites with a larger circle of purples just around themVibrant, almost neon orange of a cluster of cape honeysuckle blossomsThe glowing deep blue of a coast morning glory, with five slightly lighter purple veins going to a center that fades to white deep within
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
*sigh* rather than seriously considering the MathAndAI dot org declaration from 28 Fields Medal winners (including Terry Tao), OpenAI just plowed ahead full-steam and released another 372 major results in mathematics around unsolved problems (although the […] [Original post on infosec.exchange]
“Don’t make me tap the sign” meme
sign reads: “the value is in the process, not just the outcome”
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
@Ichinin
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
@brouhaha you have good taste
selfie, wearing a brown t-shirt that looks like it came from a concert in the 70s. t-shirt says “darmok & jalad at tanagra, september 1991” and has a picture of Patrick Stewart playing a guitar
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
@CursedSilicon
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
@CursedSilicon RealPlayer 5.0
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Before and after (thanks, Aspire Fiber!) Oh and my Internet bill is lower than before too.
Eero app screenshot showing speed before: 1.17 Gbps down, 42 Mbps upEero app screenshot showing speeds after: 2 Gbps down, 2.08 Gbps up
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
Going through the screenshot archives and found this gem from Google search autocomplete like a decade ago
Screenshot of Google’s search box from ~2017; search term begins with “why” and below is a list of autocomplete suggestions. At #9 of 10 suggestions is “why can’t I own a Canadian”
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
flippers up if you remember this hero of cryptography
Screenshot of the cyberpunk dolphin Jones from the film Johnny Mnemonic
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
always interesting how shibboleths evolve over time
Screenshot of a conversation between a job seeker and a hiring manager. The HM asks the seeker to verify identity security by calling Kim Jong Un "fat and ugly" and the seeker attempts to squirm out of it.
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
@SnoopJ
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
#SilentSunday a bit early
The massive stained glass window at the chapel of Pepperdine University in Malibu, CA. The building was affectionately called “God’s mailbox” by a friend due to its unusual roofline and the name stuck.
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
my favorite thing today is quoting rappers as philosophers and poets -- "as Sir Robert Bryson Hall II once wrote" and then following up with "yeah here's a link to those Logic lyrics I referenced"
Tuxedo Winnie the Pooh meme
Plain pooh: "Logic rapped about that on this track"
Fancy pooh: "Sir Robert Bryson Hall II mentioned this in his poem"
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
@ifixcoinops
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@setiinstitute/1172…
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
I made a thing just now. You can get one too. sprd.co/PhN0zWm
Screenshot of a t-shirt
At the top, a Star Wars B1 battle droid inside the international "prohibited" symbol (red circle with line through it)
below that, two lines of text:
No AI
I'm too old to be punching robots
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
Look at this fluffy boi He came back to take another bath three more times. Watching him, and the dragonflies, and the hummingbirds; reflecting on the metaphor of soul as water; and meditating on rest, and song (Eric Whitacre’s “Home”) … these are all #3goodthings today.
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@ScienceScholar/117… "... as if I didn't have enough to fight already"
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026
RE: lile.cl/@capibarabot/11723764550498…
Screenshot of a shambler from Quake, which bears more than a passing resemblance to a capybara baring its teeth
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
RE: mas.to/@PicardTips/1172261221893574… Sarah Connor concurs
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
When you live in Southern California, blessings sometimes take strange shapes
Screenshot of a weather app saying “light rain for the next hour”
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026
@baralheia @CursedSilicon via the fine folks at Best Made Co., this enamel plaque sits right above my monitor in my field of view all day
Small rectangular enamel plaque on the wall, white with black letters and a brown edge:
GO SLOW
AND
MAKE THINGS
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026
RE: mastodon.world/@dailyHotWheels/1171…
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
when you evaluate the security of your model using another one of your models
Obama medal meme
Giving the medal: AI company red teams
Receiving the medal: AI company blue teams
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
I didn’t even realize there was a lunar #eclipse this evening until I stepped outside and realized the clouds had vanished and there it was! 8x zoom, 10 sec exposure on iPhone just outside of Los Angeles. Phone cameras have gotten kind of amazing in recent years.
Almost total lunar eclipse, with only very slight cirrus clouds in the foreground
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026
Today’s #bloomscrolling is … fennel! Flowering this time! … and that’s about it; it’s August in SoCal and things are pretty dry right now. ALT: green fennel stalks branch in a fractal-looking pattern, with bright yellow flat arrangements of small flowers that seem to grow perpendicular to the stems
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026
lots of rules in corporate IT management make sense for some cases but are irritants for the atypical case. current example: a requirement to reboot everything every 3 weeks. Great for Windows, I guess (??). A major irritation for Macs or systems that have no outstanding patches.
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026
RE: mastodon.world/@dailyHotWheels/1170… Burt Reynolds approves
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
Bill Watterson is both prophetic and universal (this was from 30+ years ago)
Calvin & Hobbes comic strip, black and white circa 1990s

Calvin: These are interesting times.
Calvin: We don't trust the government, we don't trust the legal system, we don't trust the media, and we don't trust each other! We've undermined all authority and with it, the basis for replacing it!
Hobbes: "Interesting" is a mild way of putting it.
Calvin: It's like a six-year-old's dream come true!
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
when you just want to go to the bathroom but there's unexpected company #caturday
Gigantic gray cat with black spots and a cream colored belly sits in the shower stall, taking up nearly all of it, staring at the camera
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 28/07/2026
When you’re dropping new exploits and everybody wants a piece #infosec #diving #alttext
Diver in the Kelp Forest exhibit at Monterey Bay Aquarium, feeding the fish with handfuls of squid and the fish are absolutely swarming her. She’s been feeding them for 40 years now!
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026
#silentsunday
Redwood trees tower over cabins as the early morning sun peeks through their branches
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2026
@blowdart.me
Anakin/padme 4-panel meme:
"World Cup back to the US immediately"
"It's every four years, you'll be out of office"
"You'll be out of office right?"
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2026
@xabean
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 15/07/2026
Y’know, in case you needed an *official* reason not to drink from the toilet.
Wall sign (metal, etched sans serif font): “DO NOT drink from toilets or urinals as they use reclaimed water as a water saving measure.”
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 07/07/2026
I just realized there’s an overlap between improv #comedy and #maths
Epic handshake meme:

Mathematicians 🤝 Improv comics
    “Yes, and — necessary but not sufficient”
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 06/07/2026
tfw I move from my iPad screen to my 49 inch ultrawide monitor at my desk
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 29/06/2026
#3goodthings #bloomscrolling #silentsunday #rabbit
Chaparral yucca in bloom; the stalk is about two meters high, and white blooms cover the top third. In the background is a pepper tree and the hills behind an empty golf course fairway at sunset.The vibrant green fronds of a fennel plant have a fractal appearance that almost resembles a Sierpinski triangleTwo desert cottontail rabbits, eyeing me warily atop the short grass of a putting green
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 28/06/2026
@ifixcoinops
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 27/06/2026
@sarae that cat could sub in for Arnold on the epic handshake
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026
Sentinels, before and behind.
A line of trees, with an empty paved road on one side and the empty green of a golf course fairway bounded by hills on the other side. At the photographer’s back is the golden hour setting sun.The same trees as the previous image, but this time facing towards that golden hour, setting sun, with long shadows growing towards the camera
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 24/06/2026
Sunset is really not disappointing this evening ALT: Lovely clouds at sunset, with gentle purple undertones and pink highlights.
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 24/06/2026
The glassware in question, from Glassique Cadeau in Scandinavia. Highly recommended. glassiquecadeau.com
Photo of a box; the front of the box contains a depiction of the birth of Venus in a copper color on a white background
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 24/06/2026
[Alcohol, glassware, sunsets] The Last Word, and a lovely sunset. (Used the new Luxardo herbal liqueur since Chartreuse is so hard to find; comes out nicely. Bit less overpowering than Chartreuse.)
Delicate scalloped edge on a Nick and Nora coupe, which contains a faintly green cocktail with a decorative lemon peel atop the edge. Out of focus in background, a tree and clouds at sunset.
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 24/06/2026
#3goodthings today are green, gold, blue, and white during the golden hour (ok, technically 3 good things plus a bonus good thing) ALT: fisheye (0.5x) photos next to a hillside. In the foreground, some unexpected green plants as we enter Southern […] [Original post on infosec.exchange]
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 23/06/2026
I am in this picture, and it used to make me tired but now that my kids are old enough to be looking at moving out, it makes me nostalgic
Screen capture of Master Yoda in The Empire Strikes Back, right before he dies. Caption: "Once I became a dad, I finally understood the scene where Yoda gets so tired of answering Luke's questions that he just dies."
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/06/2026
#3goodthings as usual includes a nature component, but also … dinner with friends visiting from Spain that I haven’t seen in a couple of years is so nice ❤️
Our smallest cat, who has been getting a bit tubby of late, sits in a box and stares out the window intently.Golden hour being amazing as usual. Sun setting behind a tree makes the air around the tree glow, and casts long shadows on an empty country road as it goes around a corner.Lovely bunch of narrow purple five-pointed blossoms on this *checks notes* Society Garlic
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 15/06/2026
Somebody really missed an opportunity here: these could have been MURICA MUFFINS
A package of muffins labeled “premium patriotic muffins” with an American flag, and containing strawberries and blueberries
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 10/06/2026
@bagder “curl is developed and driven by humans, assisted by tools.”
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