The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 2hThe two most beautiful words in any language are: I forgive. 010
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 5hWhat we’ve got here is a lunatic genius ghost-in-the-computer monorail that likes riddles and goes faster than the speed of sound. Welcome to the fantasy version of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. 000
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 8hO lost!—a stone, a rose, an unfound door; a stone, a rose, a door. 043
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 11hThe wheel which turns our lives is remorseless; always it comes around to the same place again. 000
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 14hMy heart was full of hate and love and regret-all those things that have haunted me ever since. 051
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 17hA person’s never too old for stories. Man and boy, girl and woman, we live for them. 030
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 20hAt the same instant the gunslinger drew left-handed, and his draw was as it had always been, sick or well, wide awake or still half asleep: faster than a streak of blue summer lightning. 020
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 23hMy heart was full of hate and love and regret-all those things that have haunted me ever since. 030
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Commala-ka-kate You’re in the hands of fate. No matter if it’s real or not, The hour groweth late. 020
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Anyone who doesn't think the imagination can kill is a fool. 030
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It was late in the game to worry overmuch about such niceties. 010
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You cannot say, or guess, for you know only A heap of broken images, where the sun beats, And the dead tree gives no shelter, the cricket no relief, And the dry stone no sound of water. 000
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026No reason to get excited The thief, he kindly spoke There are many here among us Who feel that life is but a joke 000
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Tragedy in Oz: Travellers Arrive Seeking Fame and Fortune; Find Death Instead 020
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hey Jude, don't be afraid You were made to go out and get her The minute you let her under your skin Then you begin to make it better 032
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Eloquence does not always proceed from belief, but often proceeds from the bottle. 010
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Jasmine, rose, honeysuckle. Dry hay with its ghost of summer clover. Oil decanted from ancient urns. A riot for flesh. 040
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It was just another showdown in another empty street. That was all, and that was enough. 030
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The wheel which turns our lives is remorseless; always it comes around to the same place again. 041
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026'For Gilead and the Calla!' he roared. 'Now, gunslingers! Now, you Sisters of Oriza! Now, now! Kill them! No Quarter! Kill them all!' 061
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026He who speaks without an attentive ear is mute. Therefore, Constant Reader, this final book in the Dark Tower cycle is dedicated to you. Long days and pleasant nights. 060
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My first thought was, he lied in every word, That hoary cripple, with malicious eye Askance to watch the workings of his lie On mine, and mouth scarce able to afford Suppression of the glee, that pursed and scored Its edge, at one more victim gained thereby. 030
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026On the other side of Mid-World, Roland of Gilead, the last gunslinger, had drawn this divided woman to him and had created a third, who was far better, far stronger, than either of the previous two. 010
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The rose! he thought incoherently. First the key, then the rose! Behold! Behold the opening of the way to the Tower! 010
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Love o love o careless love See what careless love has done. 030
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A person’s never too old for stories. Man and boy, girl and woman, we live for them. 020
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You needn't die happy when your time comes, but you must die satisfied, for you have lived your life from the beginning to the end and ka is always served. 030
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026First comes smiles, then lies. Last is gunfire. 031
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hey Jude, don't make it bad Take a sad song and make it better Remember to let her into your heart Then you can start to make it better 000
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Fools are the only folk on the earth who can absolutely count on getting what they deserve. 000
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They were all dead, except for him. The world had moved on. The gunslinger shouldered his gunna and moved on with it. 021
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Would you dare climb to the top, gunslinger? Could it be that somewhere above all of endless reality, there exists a room? You dare not. 020
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026On the other side of Mid-World, Roland of Gilead, the last gunslinger, had drawn this divided woman to him and had created a third, who was far better, far stronger, than either of the previous two. 051
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Like the White Rabbit in Alice, I’m late, I’m late, for a very important date. They’re following me, you see, but I needed to double back and talk to you. Busy-busy-busy! 000
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The man in black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed. 1196
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My heart was full of hate and love and regret-all those things that have haunted me ever since. 010
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's four o'clock in the morning Damn it, listen to me good I'm sleeping with myself tonight Saved in time, thank God my music's still alive 010
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026'ASK ME A RIDDLE,' Blaine invited. 'Fuck you,' Roland said. He did not raise his voice. 021
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Not hear? When noise was everywhere! it tolled Increasing like a bell. Names in my ears Of all the lost adventurers, my peers- How such a one was strong, and such was bold, And such was fortunate, yet each of old Lost, lost! one moment knelled the woe of years. 010
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Commala-come-ken It’s the other one again. You may know her name and face But that don’t make her your friend. 020
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I wanted to say goodbye to someone, and have someone say goodbye to me. The goodbyes we speak and the goodbyes we hear are the goodbyes that tell us we're still alive. 021
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026May your first day in hell last ten thousand years, and may it be the shortest. 011
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I asked one draught of earlier, happier sights, Ere fitly I could hope to play my part. Think first, fight afterwards—the soldier’s art: One taste of the old time sets all to rights! 031
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The greatest mystery the universe offers is not life but size. Size emcompasses life, and the Tower encompasses size. 020
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026'Coincidence has been cancelled, honey,' Susannah said. 'What we’re living in these days is more like the Charles Dickens version of reality.' 010
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026'WELL, I COULD HAVE,' Blaine agreed, 'BUT—AW, SHUCKS!—I BLEW THOSE CIRCUITS OUT WHEN WE STARTED TO MOVE.' 011
The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026O, swear not by the moon, th’ inconstant moon, That monthly changes in her circled orb, Lest that thy love prove likewise variable. 010